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It's clear that someone like Jason Momoa or Idris Elba should've won.
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But mainly animals.
IdRatherBeInSeattle
I wonder if you need to be nominated or something. Like, your agent or mgmt have to pay and put you up for it, to keep you relevant
willek
Momoa actually has that triangle pattern tattoo on his forearm. Cool how they used it as a base for his fullbody aquaman tattoo.
TheGriffin
Drooooooool
WontSomeonePleaseThinkOfTheChildren
No one “won.” It’s a publicity stunt by a gossip rag. And posting about it only adds to the success of their marketing. Dig?
dudefromFinland
I still dont know who Blake Shelton is ...
proracing53
CharityQuill
CHRIS MOTHERFUCKING HEMSWORTH. it's indisputable
coolkidwestern
Every bit of publicity today is bought
lokishadowgirl
who's Idris Elbaaaaaa oh jesus
Tofubutton
https://i0.wp.com/heightline.com/wp-content/uploads/jason-momoa.jpg?fit=1000%2C500&ssl=1 so hot...
Munchman347
It's clear that you weren't asked to vote. Don't knock other people's choices, make your own...
nevermoron
I'd take Andy Samberg over him any day!
IWishIWasYuriG
CherylCarolCherleneTunt
I wish we could favorite comments.
IWishIWasYuriG
azza101
Where is this from?
IWishIWasYuriG
Archer
CardboardStomach
Sploosh... or the male equivalent... so I guess sploosh but with semen
kydary
Splooge*
JealousCuckold87
Following you now, and there’s nothing you can do about it *evil eyes gif here*
IWishIWasYuriG
kiddub
Who buys people magazine? That’s your answer right there.
THEGREATishSCRYED
Same people interested in GQ, probably. Amazing how much both publications got people talking with suspect picks..
mw1642
By them naming Blake as sexiest man alive, It's gotten people talking about the magazine again. That was probably their plan all along.
lcoursey
Jason Mamoa is my crush... and I’m really really heterosexual and male.
DudePlayinADudeDisguisedAsAnotherDude
Not that heterosexual, it would seem.
lcoursey
I just want to cuddle. That’s straight, right?
SemperFiZero
Well for one, the "sexiest" whatever should be done away with. Its one of the dumbest fucking things any media magazine does.
AmazingSpiderCam
As a straight man: Ryan Reynolds, Chris Hemsworth, Chris Pratt, Nick Offerman, Ellen Degeneres
rosiethereaver
As a woman, the only person I find sexy of those you just listed is Nick Offerman. Unless chubby Chris Pratt counts.
Stoneheartedlady
damn yes, Nick Offerman is proper sexy
MeesusSuper
Ryan Reynolds and Chris Hemsworth have both already had it. I vote Ellen.
Ringshadow
You could throw a dart at Thor Ragnarok and pick a hotter sexiest man of the year
allnamestakenzzz
Mmm Geoff Goldblum
Ringshadow
Well, yes, obviously a given.
stimpsonjcatt
GitsnShiggles
Ringshadow
Why not.
fucktruck
Gimme a rock monster voiced by Taika Waititi with a kiwi accent any day...
Bahiano1993
"Hey man"
andthedicestoppedrolling
Cate Blanchett?
Ringshadow
Sure! She could pull it off.
PTKrieg
If she was cast as Sexiest Man Alive, I'm sure she'd find a way to rock it.
Phenomeno
Oh baby
GenChaos
Ah am so sick and tahd of Blake and his dumb accent telling every singer "You're what country music needs raht now!" BS overload, save us.
mountainmintman
DeepFriedAndSanctified
Wasn't it just last year that people were surprised that Geen Stefani was even interested in that guy?
Tofubutton
I think he looks better than her at least
DeepFriedAndSanctified
*Gwen
WontSomeonePleaseThinkOfTheChildren
*Geen
GdSvThQn
Nah, it makes since that Gwen likes him, Geen was the real surprise.
JimmiSimpsonApproves
Igotaudio
Who the hell is Blake Shelton?
TouchMyInfection
Exactly
xMagicMan4124
I think he's a bit overrated. I'm also not a big country fan and I feel I've given it plenty of chances. Not all songs are bad. But meh..
Noob3rts
Country isn't bad. It's just music that you can do manual labor to. No idea fucking why it is so good with manual labor, just is.
Saigon333
From the looks of him, he's every 40 year old guy eating dinner by himself at a Buffalo Wild Wings on a Tuesday.
AbstractUser
Except he's fucking Gwen Stephanie on the reg so he has that going for him
NotBigBrother84
TwistedIdiot
Spot on, Spot on
BumblyWumbly
Goddamn. This is perfect.
dirtybad
So if I go to Buffalo Wild Wings I might be able to make a friend?
stimpsonjcatt
You might make People's Sexiest Man Of the Year 2018
MyHumourProbablyIsntForYou
A white guy that is having sex with Christina Aguilera.
Nickelbackfat
Gwen Stefani?
Archangel12o
Jason Momoa only reason to watch Just Ice league IMHO
Tofubutton
There's a reason to watch it?
GreenPoops
They should make a hockey movie called Just Ice League
NoSleepTilBrooklyn
All his best bits were in the trailers, I think. I found his woohooing while flying around to be really annoying.
Archangel12o
I had thought they would have given a more serious role, sad.
BigAZNMan
I'm feel like they tried to fuse him with Lobo. Aquaman should be a very serious person with very little humor though.
Archangel12o
I wanted him to play Lobo if they ever did a film with the character
Skulties1
Blake isn't even the best looking dude on his show. Just saying
RoxanneLaWin
Not even the best looking guy in my living room and there's only me in it.
waitformeabbybernstein
He looks like a freaking frosted flake!
cspinasdf
He isn't the best looking dude to have dated his girlfriend
Skulties1
This is true
Alexir
Not even best looking guy at a pta meeting
AlphaIndustrial
Ouu. I felt that one. And imNot even blake shelton
jogthejewelsquickly
Legit #1 comment
BananimusPrime
He's not even the best drummer in the Beatles.
Skulties1
Ha
tdhacker21
LastThoughtsOnWoodyGuthrie
They were just trying to write songs about prostitutes and lesbians.
Zaayl
There is one silver lining, I look at him and just think "Man, if I worked out, took care of my skin...I could be the sexiest man alive."
Skulties1
He works out and takes care of his skin? Didn't notice
Zaayl
Well im a bigger guy than him. Also mooost people start looking at least a little more weathered than he does around 41
Skulties1
Eh. I'm not hating. I just don't get it
Phenomeno
"Man if I worked out AT ALL and wasn't homophobic and xenophobic I could be sexier than the sexiest man alive" FTFY
RoxanneLaWin
Idris Elba does those things. Didn't work.
Zaayl
Im just saying the Blake Shelton look is pretty damn achievable for the average man. If Elba or Momoa won, I wouldnt stand a chance.
RoxanneLaWin
Genuine lol. In UK we're all 'who's this? Someone's brother in law?' We honestly don't know who he is. (In general. Incoming Ackcually)
Zaayl
Hes a country music singer here in the US, so basically unless you are white trash america, you probably have never heard of him.