mfw Blake Shelton wins sexiest man of the year

Nov 22, 2017 7:19 PM

MarshmallowNoble

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It's clear that someone like Jason Momoa or Idris Elba should've won.

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But mainly animals.

I wonder if you need to be nominated or something. Like, your agent or mgmt have to pay and put you up for it, to keep you relevant

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Momoa actually has that triangle pattern tattoo on his forearm. Cool how they used it as a base for his fullbody aquaman tattoo.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Drooooooool

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No one “won.” It’s a publicity stunt by a gossip rag. And posting about it only adds to the success of their marketing. Dig?

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

I still dont know who Blake Shelton is ...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

CHRIS MOTHERFUCKING HEMSWORTH. it's indisputable

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Every bit of publicity today is bought

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

who's Idris Elbaaaaaa oh jesus

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It's clear that you weren't asked to vote. Don't knock other people's choices, make your own...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd take Andy Samberg over him any day!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

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I wish we could favorite comments.

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Where is this from?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Archer

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sploosh... or the male equivalent... so I guess sploosh but with semen

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Splooge*

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Following you now, and there’s nothing you can do about it *evil eyes gif here*

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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Who buys people magazine? That’s your answer right there.

8 years ago | Likes 120 Dislikes 1

Same people interested in GQ, probably. Amazing how much both publications got people talking with suspect picks..

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

By them naming Blake as sexiest man alive, It's gotten people talking about the magazine again. That was probably their plan all along.

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Jason Mamoa is my crush... and I’m really really heterosexual and male.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Not that heterosexual, it would seem.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I just want to cuddle. That’s straight, right?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well for one, the "sexiest" whatever should be done away with. Its one of the dumbest fucking things any media magazine does.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

As a straight man: Ryan Reynolds, Chris Hemsworth, Chris Pratt, Nick Offerman, Ellen Degeneres

8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 2

As a woman, the only person I find sexy of those you just listed is Nick Offerman. Unless chubby Chris Pratt counts.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

damn yes, Nick Offerman is proper sexy

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ryan Reynolds and Chris Hemsworth have both already had it. I vote Ellen.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You could throw a dart at Thor Ragnarok and pick a hotter sexiest man of the year

8 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 0

Mmm Geoff Goldblum

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

Well, yes, obviously a given.

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8 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Why not.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gimme a rock monster voiced by Taika Waititi with a kiwi accent any day...

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"Hey man"

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Cate Blanchett?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Sure! She could pull it off.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If she was cast as Sexiest Man Alive, I'm sure she'd find a way to rock it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh baby

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah am so sick and tahd of Blake and his dumb accent telling every singer "You're what country music needs raht now!" BS overload, save us.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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Wasn't it just last year that people were surprised that Geen Stefani was even interested in that guy?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I think he looks better than her at least

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

*Gwen

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nah, it makes since that Gwen likes him, Geen was the real surprise.

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8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Who the hell is Blake Shelton?

8 years ago | Likes 150 Dislikes 13

Exactly

8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 4

I think he's a bit overrated. I'm also not a big country fan and I feel I've given it plenty of chances. Not all songs are bad. But meh..

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Country isn't bad. It's just music that you can do manual labor to. No idea fucking why it is so good with manual labor, just is.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

From the looks of him, he's every 40 year old guy eating dinner by himself at a Buffalo Wild Wings on a Tuesday.

8 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 0

Except he's fucking Gwen Stephanie on the reg so he has that going for him

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Spot on, Spot on

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Goddamn. This is perfect.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So if I go to Buffalo Wild Wings I might be able to make a friend?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You might make People's Sexiest Man Of the Year 2018

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A white guy that is having sex with Christina Aguilera.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

Gwen Stefani?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jason Momoa only reason to watch Just Ice league IMHO

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

There's a reason to watch it?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

They should make a hockey movie called Just Ice League

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All his best bits were in the trailers, I think. I found his woohooing while flying around to be really annoying.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I had thought they would have given a more serious role, sad.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm feel like they tried to fuse him with Lobo. Aquaman should be a very serious person with very little humor though.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I wanted him to play Lobo if they ever did a film with the character

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Blake isn't even the best looking dude on his show. Just saying

8 years ago | Likes 468 Dislikes 4

Not even the best looking guy in my living room and there's only me in it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He looks like a freaking frosted flake!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

He isn't the best looking dude to have dated his girlfriend

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

This is true

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not even best looking guy at a pta meeting

8 years ago | Likes 113 Dislikes 1

Ouu. I felt that one. And imNot even blake shelton

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Legit #1 comment

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He's not even the best drummer in the Beatles.

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Ha

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They were just trying to write songs about prostitutes and lesbians.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There is one silver lining, I look at him and just think "Man, if I worked out, took care of my skin...I could be the sexiest man alive."

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

He works out and takes care of his skin? Didn't notice

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well im a bigger guy than him. Also mooost people start looking at least a little more weathered than he does around 41

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Eh. I'm not hating. I just don't get it

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Man if I worked out AT ALL and wasn't homophobic and xenophobic I could be sexier than the sexiest man alive" FTFY

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Idris Elba does those things. Didn't work.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Im just saying the Blake Shelton look is pretty damn achievable for the average man. If Elba or Momoa won, I wouldnt stand a chance.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Genuine lol. In UK we're all 'who's this? Someone's brother in law?' We honestly don't know who he is. (In general. Incoming Ackcually)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hes a country music singer here in the US, so basically unless you are white trash america, you probably have never heard of him.

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