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He's beautiful @JKBenton ❤️
Unhinged decor is the only appropriate way.
@HileyNoteson Yoooooooooooooooooooooo
Here's my #wallpaper for the sake of the theme..
WE DID IT, GUYS! WE FINALLY DELETED https://discord.gg/bottomshelfvodka
You're welcome.
But you can catch Deaf Cat Magoo (short for Oogala Magoogala) on https://twitch.tv/bottomshelfvodka
RadiDaddy
#26
hotmessactual
#7 GENERAL KENOBI
BrigidtheMechLady
#45 I find it harder to fall asleep without my wife next to me. The sound of her gentle snoring helps me sleep
alt86er
#25
mrputter
jejorda2
#38 hold the lit candle upright and tilt the unlit candle so you don't drip wax.
MoeMoep
#7
NeoDarkElf
A LOT of unsuspecting victims. Stellar work @OP
betterave
belt and suspenders
trigonman3
QMcKennic
#5 Could we load up people who also blare their music/tictoc videos/whatever else on public without using headphones too?
AntaNce
My phone doesn't have a speaker at the top. Speaker & mic are millimeters apart on the stupid bottom end of the phone. :(
NateFrog
#45 sounds like you guys need a king-size bed
BottomShelfVodka
Got one. Game changer.
trigonman3
Like, it switches cartridges in the Atari 2600?
Combat? I wanted to play Adventure! Hey, king size bed, change games please!
Scobragon
#7 "The angel from my nightmares groans loudly as I respond 'General Kenobi.'."
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
#6
trigonman3
That wholesome fairy tale, The Ugly Larva.
monkey484
#22 so is this Will Williams and Pharrell Ferrell?
DogGuyInCatWorld
I am going to call these at least mid-shelf memes.
BottomShelfVodka
YOU TAKE THAT BACK
DogGuyInCatWorld
Apologies. This is shit posting lower shelf memes.
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cardinal29
#29 You lost the game!
IRSmrt
#44 new phone, who dis?
DonkeyGoat
#7 Missing a very important piece here
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Cowmayihelpu
DonkeyGoat
spinballwizardmtg
Grif2005
Degera
Lies! The server still exists! We're all trapped!
trigonman3
You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave
MadamPuddifoot
#35 literally have had used (not dirty, per se...) dishes in the left part of my sink for MONTHS. why? Coz I have to do 57 tasks before I can load them in the dishwasher. Thanks, ADHD! 🙃😒
xboson
#45 TRUTH One of the best things about being single after 16 years.
PineappleLoopsBroether
#1 HTML how to meet ladies
ourari
Tommy and Anna. It says so right on the rag!
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PineappleLoopsBroether
trigonman3
It's ART
Triatticus
#3
Fortherea
#2 my 5-yr-old bit a hole into his cucumber slice, said: „This now hangs in a museum. It’s called: ‘hunger‘.“
TinyOctopus
Re: #7: Tiny octopus fixed it for you: -
Hobbyte
thank you, i scrolled all the way down to the comments just to see if someone posted a correct version
Cowmayihelpu
Grif2005
Greater Minds Think Alike
graehall
nothingunused
I cannot believe that didn't even make the list.
mikekearn
Krumbles
Grevling89
ManOfEvil93
TinyOctopus
Also, nobody asked, but here's Chessie sleeping with her favorite toy, Jake. -
TheCrimsonRaven
Hello there
TouchSt0ne
MrFancyPanzer
Why delete discord?
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meatsmokertx
What shit did discord get in to now?
EroticZombiePants
I'd like to know too since I was just about to look for a second room to visit.
Doismellbacon
There are at least two of us!!
CraftyGiant
tumblr is a censored platform how is that ever a better choice?
CraftyGiant
I don't mean like, hate speech or evil shit. They are censored like imgur is. Though not as competently.
fponias
#12 don't apologize for screwing up the self checkout. It's not like you're being paid for doing their job for them.
Shoumpue
I've never thought of it as doing their job for them because ive never thought about it like they need to be the ones to scan and bag. I prefer to bag my own stuff a certain way, and scanning is easy
fponias
Sure it is, but that's not the point. The corpos decided to do away with checkers and baggers, fired a whole lot of staff, and never lowered their prices to compensate for the reduced overhead. I'm doing the job they literally used to pay someone to do for free.
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
Or just don't use them
fponias
In some places (Walmart) that's not an option. Though these days I avoid any place that forces self-checkout.
underestimated37
#10 my bathroom
trigonman3
The nonverbal Live Laugh Love
BottomShelfVodka
Amazing
underestimated37
It’s been so popular I’ve had copies made up for other people!
witless1
#7 Option 3:
MagnumRadhard
Thank you
goflyblind
IamAlbertPotato
Clearly the only choice
porphyre1e00
Yes. "General Kenobi" is the only proper response
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Option 4:
trigonman3
Those fuckers changed the picture!
CorrectMostOfTheTime
No it’s specifically for hello there
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