Old phone dump.

Jan 19, 2021 11:50 PM

stonetemplefox05

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When I make a burger or any sandwich, I dice the toppings, so every bite is full of flavor and I don't have to lick the plate...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 - F**KIN GENIUS!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 The pink car is car E. This car has the right of way, but comes to a complete stop to yield to car A. It's not courteous, it's dangerous.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Giggled for far too long at the ass ready one

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#27 is an otter

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Im in my kitchen making #1 At 3:52 AM

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1/5 no pics of old phones

5 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 2

#2 car c is a Dick

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

#27 is photoshopped. I can't remember what the dude in the tank is looking at but it isn't that other dude. Penguin or elephant perhaps?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What is a flashball?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

#5 I feel like this might be a little less ok after the insurrection

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Calling the roundabout a "circle" is so painfully condescending, I love it!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Couldn’t imagine being stuck in a mansion all day.. :(

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 90 Dislikes 0

Love me some dethklok

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

#28 Is it a window lock?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#21 and it’s 10x worse when the water is cold

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

#2 I've witnessed people inside the circle yield to people entering the circle.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I have literally seen a roundabout with the yield signs on the INSIDE of the circle forcing the behaviour you mentioned. I feel you.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#30 That's 2 yips, gotta go--sorry *flies away*

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#16 I drove by this place last weekend. And now I see this... Crazy

5 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Law of attraction do hit weird like that sometimes

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Southern masshole or coming up from Connecticut?

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Bored eastern masshole driving west

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There are no rednecks here Sir.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

have you ever been to webster/dudley/southrbidge? you may want to rethink that

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Quite a few times. Mario's was a blast back in the day.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 Aaaand nobody's indicating

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

It is a roundabout. You can only take a right turn. Why would you indicate?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

People indicate with the turn signal when they are exiting so the cars ahead know they're clear to enter. It's a courtesy but not law.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It is the law in Germany. 10€ if you don't signal your exit.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#2 I'm usually in car D, yelling "GO! GO NOW! "

5 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

Somewhere, deep in the pits of Hell, is the worthless sonofabitch who decided we should have STOP SIGNS leading to our town's roundabout.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I always felt bad when I hit a roundabout in the semi, but for most of them, I need the whole thing to myself, and I'd wait until I had it.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We are all car D.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm also this person lol.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Driving on roundabouts I've learned to always pause because you dont know what the other mofos gonna do, you can wait 2 seconds to make sure

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

you dont have to wait 2 hours because someone hit us.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OFC thats because people will go around that thing like they are in tokyo drift going 120 mph so "enough space" is not even the whole damn

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

roundabout.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm usually car C because in my area I don't trust a motherfucker to use their indicator properly and they might turn without it.

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

I’m car “C” and just about to go when car “D” honks and scares me so I have to wait through a whole other rotation.

5 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 2

I am always car C now because the 1 time I didn't, some fucker went ~40 mph through a 20 mph roundabout and nearly hit me

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But you have plenty of time, the other car isn’t even close

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'm an American. I'm none of those cars, because we don't have fancy driving circles around here. Cuts into our neddlessly big properties.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

*needlessly

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I feel it. Any time a car has their blinker on and is approaching, I don't trust that bitch until they turn. Too many close calls. Idiots.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Kinda like leaving a space and driving slower for the person who has their blinker on but never fucking GETS OVER

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Or the one who waits til you decide to pass them to finally get over

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0