Castorescu
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Apr 10, 2018 6:16 PM
Castorescu
201530
3799
221
VetchLurker
Ouch. But her eyebrows are on point!
Thismuchistrue
DreamCatcher01
That looks so painful.
railheater
You shoulda seen the other guy!
rikity
Hey, my road rash is up here
christopherrobinofthevale
She looks like a combination of cobie smulders eyes and forehead with Kristen Stewarts mouth
WitcherGabriel
She's not crying in a corner about how her face is ruined so she's already a champ
vitaminalgas
"The happy tooth" must be so happy it didn't get knocked out, so close to the chompers
MuddyJaw
Shoshauna Routley for all you thirsty lads and lasses.
GwyllmLlwydd
https://www.instagram.com/shoshaunaroutley/
LincLoud
When you look like you just got out of a bar fight and you're still a 10. Hell, I wonder what she looks like without the road rash
KitsuKuchiki
She looks just like Gillian Anderson to me. o-o
solderking
Looks like Russel
mheurtevent1
I can hear the accent lol
burntblues101
That guy is totally looking at her chest
MandalorianHybrid1
Judging by the outfit and roadrash, I'm betting she's a cyclist and probably fit as hell.
Seggs
shes at least 5 faces hot
WhatYouDontKnowIsFrontier
Shoshannaaaaaaa!!!
jridley
If that was a male soccer player, he'd be lying on the ground crying.
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
Lostedge
She looks bit like Gillian Andersson ... :O
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
Gillian Cycleson
KrustytheOldFart
You mean pretty BADASS! Huh? Huh?
JMKiv
Am I the only one that noticed that the dude is staring at her boobs?
begonedouche
no
AgnostosQue
Looking at what?
Metallica93
Jesus! That guy startled me. Didn't even see him in the picture. And there's a woman's face, too? These trick images really get me.
dmendez199
I'd still
iHveNoCleverName
Who is this athlete
MuddyJaw
Shoshauna Routley
beclamide
Shoshauna Routley
LadyNoHeart
After extensive research. https://www.instagram.com/shoshaunaroutley
GreenYawgmoth
you da real mvp.
iHveNoCleverName
Thanks
Piornet
You thirsty fucks are pathetic. Go jerk off to pornhub
LokiAtItAgain
“Just what are you staring at sir? My road rash is up here!” - her probably
riflemanreed
Chris Brown would be proud..
samsneed
Mybrotherismyhomie
vihra
is that face road rash? what the hell happened?
RelartOfGivia
Road rash is bad, but I recently found out rubber matt rash is fucking brutal.
Moonhoof
Pro cyclist...so yeah
patacorta79
Road rash
DocWino
Looks like a bunch of stitches too.
jkancil
Looks like some good-looking, tough s.o.b. bike racer wiped out and slid on her grill for a bit
Fckdamodscmingstraightouttausub
Ive seen 3rd degree burns that look worse than that
sittingherethinkingthinkingimsittingherelisteningtoyou
Shoshauna Routley - 2015 UCI Tour de Delta’s White Spot Road Race - Hit by another rider.
beartato
She said when it was healing, it was a huge bruise and people gave her husband really mean stares lol
9point3x62
Thanks
mheurtevent1
- said athlete Shoshauna Routley as another biker collided with her
FreelanceSpermDonor
Holy crap, that is one non-unattractive person! https://ci.memecdn.com/10025738.jpg
lncorrectGrammerNazi
ghosttic
Dot ;)
TechSgtChen
Zot
ghosttic
Hot
physicsisabitch
That’s the ONLY rash she could have that would still keep me interested.
pudf
How about a rash of nude pics for you?-Dad
physicsisabitch
You’ve got a point!
bmaher36
Why you want nude pics from your dad tho
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
Cause his dad is fucking hot, duh
shankelstoff
CrankyLittleStormCloud
Imagine being so attractive that you could smash your face into the ground and still look gorgeous....
SadToSay
Well, despite what the ready player 1 movie would have you believe, a minor facial dis-figuration doesn't dramatically change attractiveness
ILogInToUpvote
...is the title or top comment from the last 17 times this was posted.
valen00
often the title
barnwolf
The trick is to take the photo before the swelling kicks in.
notaballoon
And to make sure your eye and lip makeup is still flawless
themuttonisniceandlean
My face already looks it was smashed into the pavement, so I'm well on my way to being attractive, woo hoo!
HellenicTaxCollector
"id hit that" - pavement probably
takeaknee
Underrated comment... well done
TimberWilly
DinoKebab
"I'd hit that" - Chris Brown probably
thematrixfu
DrLanceB
I scrolled away from this comment, started laughing, and came back to upvote. Good job
TheBrofessionaI
SargentSausage
terriblename57501
I think she said that to the pavement.
O365
maxdefault
Road rash is the fucking worst
TheNonInsestuousJaime
*scratch that
mrwinelover24
calledwylch
Tippedhat.gif
TheLittleDetailsOfImgur
You won this post.
thatgirlfromimgr
Rainbowbearly
10/10 would hit again - pavement
TheBrofessionaI
5/7 would hit again
imgurianitarian
“Got me a piece of that” - pavement after probably
silecsound
Who downvotes this gold?
SlowerDwightYouIgnorantSlut
Monsters!
myzennolan
Mountain bikers?
justthatmanatthetank
Potholes
krustysocks
Jealousy is a stinky cologne
Goldenteckel
... under the sway of some green-eyed monster.
AnatolianTiger
Perfume is more lasting
VargFallon
Underrated comment.
jinko82
um it has over 900 upvotes
VargFallon
It had 1 when I commented.
FooQuuxman
As he said: Underrated
UnkleKreepy
Athletic Robin Scherbatsky is still attractive
samsneed
SageSparrow
https://www.talpool.com/mmedia/MB_12e95ba3da444a0c91557cec79c23e8e_main
BunnieWigglesworth
We would all like to go to her mall...
CarlosSpicyweiner
I'm pretty sure that's Robin Sparkles
dephyre
Shoshauna Routley... and yes, she is Canadian.
Mimsey
You mean normal Agent Maria Hill?
TheTruthiness
Once almost banged a chick that could have been twins with Robin. Man, wish I could have closed that deal
BarryInTheStreetsOliverInTheSheets
Hi five to a fellow bro who couldn't score with a hot chick!
mheurtevent1
We get free high fives?! Oh boy, what a deal! High five!
JupiterJedi
Footage of her, before hitting the ground
mheurtevent1
nohman64
I'm watching HIMYM right now. What I would do to marry Cobie Smulders...goddamnit.
engineertobe
you'll have to out do ted
Logoth
She's currently married to Taran Killam. Just putting it out there. Do what you want to with that information.
mheurtevent1
And I'm (secretly) married to Emma Watson. Just putting it out there as well...
JupiterJedi
Would you bark like a dog? How about for a Klondike bar?
TimmyDans
I'd marry a wife have two kids tell them how much I loved her and slowly watch the love of my life die a painful death...
mheurtevent1
Cobie Smulders, yes. Robin Sherbatsky, hell no.
Gurablashta
My best friend is a Robin Scherbatsky. I've hit that, but anything else becomes a nightmare...
mheurtevent1
mheurtevent1
Obligatory Barney gif ;) sorry it didn't turn out well though
Gurablashta
in the immortal words of esteemed poet Andrew Samberg: "Doesn't matter, had sex"
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
Barney Stinson, a strong maybe
Bearsicles
Barney Stinson possibly, NPH yesyesyesyesyes
mheurtevent1
I never get the hate Barney gets from the gang. He's litterally everyone's best friend. Makes me sad.
mheurtevent1
The playful hate I mean. "Why do we hang out with you?" "No, Marshall's my best friend"