Let's clear the phone!

Sep 21, 2016 1:23 AM

DonRanchero

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Diabeatles

I lost it at flavor town suicide

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That Paul Walker one though....it must be hard being that fucking savage

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Can someone explain #1?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sleeping with your Gardevoir...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I didn't know Kurt Cobain was in Tommy Boy....

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I bet your phone loves you so much for this.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#nochin

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 Ms. Ziltoid, the Omniscient!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Multiple LOLs throughout this dump.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Adam Sandler, the poor man's Adam Sandler

9 years ago | Likes 197 Dislikes 2

Look at his eyes... poor guy looks dead inside :(

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Coming to a Walmart near you

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

You guys have to pay 50 bucks for plan b? That is wack.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

#3 Still would

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

username checks out

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#28 i'm pretty sure it's fucking craig

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

+1 for dale gribble. *pocket sand*

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

#1 is leafy

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

#1 The same way Leafy folds towels

9 years ago | Likes 102 Dislikes 5

Seen this "Leafy has no chin" thing all over Instagram too...anyone care to explain?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Beat me too it hahaha, #no chin

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Gayyyyy

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

If you 69 you don't need condoms or plan B...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't get #1, can someone explain?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I don't get it either. Does she not have a bed or table she can fold things on?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I think it's that people hold the towel with their chin and chest while folding

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Is the first one leafy's mom???

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

This... this is my kind of dark humor. It took me a second, then I just kind of went "Wow..." but upvoted.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#1 "Keep your chin u-... oh"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Is #1 Leafy?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Considering Chewbacca was based on George Lucasas' dog, I think we can conclude the red rocket is the answer.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm a terrible person, I laughed at the first one

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I don't get it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

she doesn't have a chin to fold towels with

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm more interested in if that's real, and if so what's the condition that causes that?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Inbreeding?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hmmmm, I wouldn't rule that out. Maybe a genetic hiccup that inhibits proper jaw growth during infancy?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's Craig Christ!

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

FUCKING CRAIG!!!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

First song I ever played on stage was at an open mic, at a coffee shop full of hipsters. I played "Talk To Me, Dad".

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yeah, nobody cares about Bryan. Not even the guy who made the image. Craig Christ is where it is.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Stephen Lynch lives in Michigan now I think, he did a show in Kalamazoo a couple months ago, can't believe I didn't go

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I can beat that. Missed Lunch AND Mitch Hedberg at the Orpheum in Boston (where I live). One show.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#15 has written Flaisch macht Flaisch (Flaisch is the old form of Fleisch) which means meat makes meat. Still dont get it though

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mike Tyson did it for me. Good laugh +1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So I'm most likely an idiot but I can't understand that one for the life of me. "With an iceberg"? Please help, lol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How do you sink the unsinkable?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ohhhh! Thank you!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0