The most underappreciated joke ever slipped into a 90's kid's movie.

Apr 6, 2018 12:59 AM

PrinceMoonUnit3000

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Damn, the 90's had NO pixels...

(Source: "The Swan Princess")

I have social anxiety so beauty is all I can like since human interaction is pain. Lucky for me, women hate me.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m so happy other people remember this gem. I had Swan Princess Pogs as a kid.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes they sure "slipped" that major plot point.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

During the time this took place, marrying into a wealthy family based strictly on looks would have been totally ok.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I still think she could have explained herself better. The joke of this story is that either of the heirs ever got a choice in the matter.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that movie was my fav, although the characters don't hold as well now. and the songs made me like singing.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

90s

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How to offend men too. If a girl told me the same that'd be game over.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fair, fair.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My sisters and I enjoyed this as kids; what we bloody loved was our Granddad totally losing it over the frog though! Still gets me!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I literally have this movie memorized.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

fewer*

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was the first instance of archery tag I've ever seen, when the prince is training to get back Odette

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The villain was pretty sick in this film too

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

No moooore mister nice guy, no sir-ee!

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

So much for politically correct!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The sass from Rogers in this movie is top notch

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

this, thumbelina, and anastasia were my favourite movies as a kid

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Dearie, marry the mole!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In all fairness, Derek was kind of an idiot. Literally fell for a clone of his true love that acted nothing like her.

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

In fairness, I don’t think he had really seen her in years.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That being said, I agree with you.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That said, he was still kind of an idiot

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I loved this movie. A friend had it, and I always wanted to watch it when I was there.

8 years ago | Likes 104 Dislikes 1

same

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

GOD THAT HAIR IS SO FLOWY AND AMAZING. I blame it for my near-fetish level love of hair.

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

NOT YOU, WESLEY, YOURE A RRRRRRRABBIT!!

8 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

for heaven's sake

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

*Angreh foot thumping*

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I love this movie. It is so beautifull and funny. This turtle and crazy frog "kiss me, I am prince." :))

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

And the Turtle's name "Speed" :)

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Right! There in the czech is the name Čipera. The Chipper (nippy)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I sing the songs ... especially the first one ... unforgetable. And it is 17 years sure gone.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

One of my hands down favorites! I love how you get to see Odette sing her way thru puberty and become so beautiful and sweet.

8 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 1

I don't know.... that wasn't my idea of fun

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This isn't my idea of fun!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was funny that he saw her every summer and then as soon as she turned 18 he gawked like he'd never seen her before in his life.

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

yeah. welcome to men.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Should watch The Princess and the Pea. The prince in that is even worse

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What year was it made? I’m partial to “Once Upon a Mattress” I’d love to a different retelling

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2002

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What version?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's just an animated one I stumbled upon on YouTube once. Released in 2002

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

https://youtu.be/AAqDC0qPFOs Found it (I think)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep that's the one

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

what’s the name of this movie?

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

The Swan Princess!

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

thank you!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

. For future viewing with my daughter

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ahhh im actually happy for you two. This movie was a great part of my childhood

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You'll love it! And so will she. <3

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Glad I could give you something to share with her!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dayum, Butler be badass, need more memes of him

8 years ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 0

I

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the prince was pretty badass too. he could catch an arrow in mid flight, and fire it with deadly accuracy immediately

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Dude the butler is lowkey the best character in the entire movie

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

The problem with this movie is that you never really get an answer to that question.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

He does give a real answer, near the end when she's dying.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He does, but it’s in words which have less impact than if they showed it.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They showed it throughout the movie. What are you even talking about?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They do, but Derek sees very little of that. He sees her grow up, falls in love with the beauty, she gets kidnapped, we see her be awesome,

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's not what you said before at all. We knew ten minutes into the movie that he didn't appreciate her.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

he doesn’t. We get to the end, he admires her for things he didn’t see, or at least didn’t appreciate growing up.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The first movie was good, the following seven were... I'm not going to pretend I watched them. EIGHT MOVIES?! AN OCTOLOGY?!

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The second and third were alright, though pushing it. The rest...let's pretend they don't exist.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The fuck..? What were they trying to knock off, The Land Before Time?!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh hell... I think I watched two sequels. EIGHT OF THEM?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The most recent one I had heard of was the pirate one, but even then I didn't know how many there were. Then I saw a trailer for Myztery.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Guys, it's on Netflix

8 years ago | Likes 321 Dislikes 5

Not in Norway

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Big if true

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Guys, it's on kisscartoon and or every streaming websites in creation.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Sorry, I'm in Canada

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got SO excited and went to check... It's not streaming in the U.S. https://media.giphy.com/media/R1sIadPan02Dm/giphy.gif

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh no. :( I'm up in Canada

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Name?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Swan Princess

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Name?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Swan Princess?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not the U.S. one

8 years ago | Likes 101 Dislikes 0

Damn

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Get a VPN!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Netflix doesn't like that. Unless you get a VPN just for cheating Netflix.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dammmmmmmmmmmmitttttttt

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Nor Mexico

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's on Hulu

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

You made my night. Omfg. Thank you so much.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I fucking loved this movie so much. I named all my stuffed animals Odette and Derek

8 years ago | Likes 590 Dislikes 2

I have a stuffed rabbit called Odette! I still have her

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I always loved that song "Eternity" at the end. I recently got really into a band called Dreams Come True, THEN found out they did Eternity.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I watched it the other day on either Netflix or Stan in Australia. Brought back soo many memories!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My wedding band has "Far Longer" inscribed inside of it, for Far Longer Than Forever. Yeah, my wife and I are pretty cool

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What movie is this? Asking as a plebian.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

OP says "The Swan Princess" in the description

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Have you seen how many sequels are in the SERIES now? Fucking EIGHT.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I don't acknowledge any sequel after the third movie. They're pretty terrible, and the second and third were kinda pushing it then, too.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah.. their kids become spies. They're fricking spies.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What, no love for Jean-Bob?

8 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 1

"Go, Jean-Bob! Race to your death!"

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Omg I named this teddy bear I got for Valentine's jean-bob but I couldn't remember where I'd heard it. Oh how I wish it was a frog now

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My friend's dad wrote the music and did the narration. He's a super cool dude.

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

I love the music in it!!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Good news... the man passed on his musical genes with a vengeance.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's lucky!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0