Give me something fucked up and hilarious.

Nov 13, 2016 7:16 AM

DeltaBird

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I didn't bring my wallet

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Hitler was a great guy

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You smell different while awake

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I just fucking love Nickelback

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

Are we near a school?

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

My mum is here, too.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You remind me of mom

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"My wife said it's ok."

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Doctor said it's not contagious

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

They never found her body

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Let me grab your pussy.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I voted for Donald Trump

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 7

I cant get it up.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Took you long enough huh?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Can my mom join us?

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Ever been in a coffin?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

stick it in my ear

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

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So who'd you vote for?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

ding ding ding

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It hurts when I pee.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No Man's Sky was great.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What is your name again?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Adolf Hitler did nothing wrong

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

my Imgur username is @NDelRey

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What did they do? What did I miss?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

"I am a smoker btw"

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

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I'm sexually attracted to owls.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

And what exactly is wrong with this?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're not the only one

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sorry, my wife is calling

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

He was just a gorilla.

9 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 4

only one to make me laugh

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Too soon, bro

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Did I ruin our date?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah. But I'm not sure if there'll be a second.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0