thatothermember
50255
1033
32
Mar 1, 2017 12:28 AM
thatothermember
50255
1033
32
drasparagus
Big deal, my Laffy Taffy wrappers are covered in jokes...
MemberBerrySmoothie
if Australia if a girl goes to the bathroom they will return with a new best friend
SomeDetroitGuy
She couldn't just be browsing wikipedia while taking a shit?
TrashvilleSuperstar
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out
BojackTheHorsemanDontActLikeYouDontKnow
Well, who am I? Alphonse Bertillon?
Zombeavers
Yea, not all pads have those
LooseyGooseyBrett
Whats a foetus
tawpcomment
The only time my tampon had anything useful to say was when the "ob" wrapper landed in the toilet, backwards and upside down, and the (1/2)
tawpcomment
Next guy to pee thought it was cheering him on... "go go go"!!!! (2/2)
masterchef2000
none of the pads i’ve ever used had facts on them???
TimTamSlam128
The offspring of a goat and a sheep is a geep. Thanks libra
TimTamSlam128
Btw libra is the brand of pads
HipsterFett
It's like a cross between fortune cookies and popsicle-stick jokes.
GlowstickJedi
Bears can smell menstruation.
madmathematicienne
The tampons I used to buy had inspirational phrases, like "go with your gut" and "practice makes perfect". Bc my uterus needs a cheerleader?
justthoughtyousholdknow
I still get those!!
HaircutsOfNicholasCage
That's what the Dove chocolates are for.
DeathsDeathOfRats
My uterus needs to calm the fuck down. A cheerleader is the last thing it needs.
madmathematicienne
(Which I think should have been "go with the flow" and "there's no way you'll miss your vag a SECOND time..." respectively.)
skelitor120
The fuck is a foetus?
Khaliania
Is your confusion about the term used, the spelling, or the actual definition? It's a bundle of cells on their way to being a baby.
skelitor120
The spelling. I read the other comments and got it since then
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
foetus...
PwnageHobo
GreaterDog
Spoelling
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
paedofiles
PwnageHobo
*paedophiles
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
damnit
khaleesimotherofkittycats
That's fancy English for 'fetus'.
Khaliania
It's called English, the version everyone but the US uses.
khaleesimotherofkittycats
Being not American myself, I know. I should have put /s for ya
Khaliania
Sorry. Calling it fancy makes it sound complcated, further justifying their insanity though. Just like all those 10s in the metric system.
Aesurah
I just realised they are called "odd spots". Not cool.
tooomanystevesgotbanned
Are you kidding? That's totally cool.
AVerySexualMidget
I thought it was another way to say "fun fact".
LlamaBacon
Aesurah
http://www.everydayhealth.com/news/spotting-between-periods-should-you-worry/ EXTERMINATE
Thecogwheel
Well an "odd spot" appearing in the panties usually means the tampon didn't do its one job
Jantessa
Stretching it a bit to be offensive...never heard period stains to be called "odd spots" but I've never had fun facts on my tampons either
Aesurah
I was thinking of Spotting, like when pregnant or on the pill. But I'm really tired so my brain is misfiring a bit
oceansss
I just figured it was for odd spots. Such as youre at school and need to use a tampon...
Justforlookingthrough
Bees and dogs can smell fear. The human head weighs eight pounds.
DasFerrus
Why are all the bees dying?
PlZZATHEHUTT
That's about $10 now. Thanks brexit!
HoytLancaster
I may need to get checked out with my head that weighs 12 pounds:/
Jalopenis
The field mice have a bone in their penis.
Horceror
Brightwing loves frolicking and having light snacks with his friends. human heads are only eight pounds, talk about light!
MalcumSex
I have had sex with 3 plants.
edwardfog
http://imgur.com/nACZnOB
Altaneen
T-Rexs are scary.
anonwhymouse
actually I saw somewhere that scientists believe a human being could outrun a T-rex
pangolinskin
Human heads weigh a lot more than eight pounds I'm pretty sure
takingadumplookingatdumps
Yah we dense af
Mayokopp
I gonna go with "depends on whose head you chop off"
TheRealVectoro
Yeah, that doesn't factor in the weight of your guilt for beheading those people.
Mekanismen
10-11 lbs on average according to Google
obsidiancolossus
then my head must way 15 -_-
Justforlookingthrough
Did you know that my next door neighbor has three rabbits?
HighTen
How can I compete with that?
iraslak
I love both of you
paulsawank
Chickens will not walk on ice.
Nandabun
I bet if you toss a chicken onto a frozen lake it'll fucking get back somehow.
paulsawank
Agreed, but did you know that no piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times?
Nandabun
I did know that. Ye ye.
paulsawank
Were you aware though, that the first pair of high heels were worn by soldiers in the 1500s?