Jan 19, 2015 2:24 AM
surfvvax
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easiersaidthandone
This is so good.
Watchoutitsaflyingcatcactus
Poor happy structures, I enjoyed you demise.. RIP
OverratedUserName
That kylefield guy looks so happy. Like he i s taking a ride in rollercoaster or somerhing.
Mintytwang
Why you gotta make me feel bad for buildings??
bobjoetom2
barondonvito
Kyle, nooooooo!
swedishish
I like this one [reversed] "OH MY! Hello! Tea time."
zadel99
Glorious
Sitali
Thats a much better ending! I feel happy again. ^^
cococaleb
This is really depressing.
mydawgisgreen
It always makes me sad too.
OhSnapsItsApac
upvote for kyle field
rooster4242
*murdered
Dammit. "Happy structures being murdered" would have been a better title.
Holy cow. Thanks for letting me ride your coattails to fake internet points!
CitizenPrime
JustHereToReplyLikeThereIsNotATomorrow
Why is it in slow motion?
it's not
FuzzieSocks
I enjoy this way too much.
wsfpower
+1 didn't put 9/11
SkyTheCosmicWolf
#3 Was like "Hey Friend...TRUST FALL!!"
wholm
Whoop whoop A&M! Kyle Field's just outside my window!
firsttimeforeverything
whoop! c/o 2012!
Crawdiddy
Gig 'em!!
dedradawn
WHOOP! CLASS OF '98!
Shittbutt
i laughed so hard at that one one gig'em guys!
cretzloff
WHOOP!
aayhan
haahhaa the last one
DaveTheMurderingHippo
How could something be simultaneously so glorious and so sad?
friskypanda13
At first I was like "Kyle Field, whoop!" Then I was like "awww, Kyle Field :("
2013 here :)
blueowl642
We can rebuild it, we ha- oh yeah, it's on the schedule.
roobarbandcustard
This is heart breaking.
traceurkyle
Ohh no my field!
mylifeisatractor
I want to run into their arms and save them
bitterapplepie
especially the ones about to enjoy tea! : (
DoctorWhoWhatWhenWhereWhyHow
Yeah. They don't seem too happy.
zerobahamut03
Before they fall on top of you and crush you with their love.
everyonesmom
How did you know - this was exactly what I needed!
bakelitsan
It never stops being funny
WeAreMadeOfStarDust
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3fsy8z6IB1rudgm1o1_400.jpg
ninjax247
Thank you, this was needed here.
howjom
http://imgur.com/7cEteL8
fluggnugget
I knooooow
Beepity
FleetFootFortune
RandomUpvotes
GasMaskOwner
Wheres 9/11?
HomelessToddler
I expected it and was like noooooo but then it never came and now I'm like noooooo.
Eggman101
http://img0.joyreactor.com/pics/post/auto-sponge-bob-218592.jpeg Man @GasMaskOwner dats pretty dark
iamireland
This image is never useful, yet I can never bring myself to delete it: http://imgur.com/I03EUDa
MoooMooo
good show ol' boy!
CatBlaster5000
http://imgur.com/Ehil1BS
SergiousMaximus
Marvelous.
gondring
"What's your name, baby?" "Eileen." "I know, but what's your name?"
ashipthatshipsshippingships
Oh, you rotten scoundrel. This is magnificent.
graehall
Have you ever been stabbed before? That joke is how you get stabbed.
TachyonCode
Obviously you haven't been hit on nearly enough yet...?
sirelurksalot
It hurts so good.
pataglop
Well now I have seen a dad joke gif. An english dad gif !
CorwinMacGregor
*groan* that's a good pun. +1 to you, good sir *tips teacup*
ThatSmirkingHorseFromHighgarden
*tea spills everywhere* What are you doing man?!
JonnyRaygun
Big Ben disappears right as its getting good!
WarJesus420
Right? I wanted to see some hot tower-on-clocktower action. Been awhile since I've seen a good one of those at least.
And there doesn't seem to be enough tower on tower porn sites out there...
Well there's SOME tower on tower but I mean....Have you seen when clocktowers get down? Oh man, they are diiiiiiiirty. Let me tell you. Hawt
They are always erect. Always.
Natedog112
SOURCE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCO3tJLhdIMVWlz_hqg0tQww
Ha! That was awesome +1
This one had more from this submission https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggg3C87UVCY
shadestyleshinobi
I never knew I wanted this
chemistrydoc
Tumblr would say you're supporting rape culture with that type of comment.
I would invite tumblr to join me for an evening of me repeatedly inviting them to check their privilege
azurepenguin
And for free.
TheRicM
That's what she said
icanonlybedeadoralive
This is glorious XD
[deleted]
mHayesDesign
Wat?
...wat
williamsavage
"I never asked for this"
BillBroBagins
*needed
briannairb
The Internet, giving people everything they never knew they wanted.
CossackHD
Including hundeds of fetishes you never expected to exist.
flarglarg
Since 1993
LunaChic
Plus everything they knew they never wanted.
bobwehadababyeetsaboy
Thanks, Al Gore
Nightowljrm
I kind of expected the twin towers.
Guod
I mean.. it was impressive
justasomeone
so glad its not there
MyDogJake
Why so many nuclear cooling towers? Serious question.
HighwayStar
They're just cooling towers. Power stations have them regardless of the fuel. Nuke, coal, gas, etc.
FormerNortherner
They're called hyperbolic aka natural draft cooling towers, used at coal, chemical, and nuclear plants. It's a public misconception.
wiki says hyperboloid, but thanks for clearing up that they are not just for nuclear plants.
hopefulheart
Where I live (UK) those are all over on coal plants (which tend to be old) so I'm with notme222 on this
Lekkanaai
Coal. Second last one was in Cape Town watched it live. Too old and unstable to re commission. Seriously lol'd at the windmill one.
And they dropped so fast we almost missed it. Someone had a high frame rate ;-)
I guess that most of them is from germany. In few years t hey have replaced lot of nuclear plants with coal and wind power.
I though Germany was using a lot of solar power, not going back to coal...
They did run down most of nuclear ans solar won't fill the need. So they had to start using more coal. Thats what i have heard/read.
Thank you for explaining rather than just downvoting.
jfosterdyess
Not necessarily nuclear. Coal burning power plants have cooling towers as well.
TomDaBigBomb
I guess they're just too cool.
Benny721
Nuclear power plants have a finite operating life.
Ringshadow
All major industrial structures have a finite operating life.
OfficialSkynet
probably in germany, they are decommissioning them all :(
Best answer I've gotten. Thank you.
GamesPixelbomb
Yup, genuinely concerned too. *Looks to journo scouring reddit for investigative integrity*......*Journo gets distracted by Perez Hilton*.
JustARichard
Either to repair, upgrade, or they are relocating
Dispatcher007
Nuclear towers are generally small dome structures. Those are coal/gas. My dad worked at a nuke plant.
The domes are pressurized water reactors. If you see a cube, it's a boiling water reactor! TMYK!
The domes you're thinking of are containment vessels, not cooling towers
The hyperboloid cooling towers are often associated with nuclear power plants,[1] -wiki
aShogunNamedMarcus
And these are often associated with OP's mom
apply: http://imgur.com/user/MyDogJake/favorites/OUyHCsK
turkeydonkey
There are a lot of power plants that use cooling towers like that, so it could be coal or something too.
CobraDBlade
Most of these gifs are from an advert for clean energy, where it shows happy coal and nuclear towers getting demolished.
Kingmal
Ah yes, nuclear power, definitely *NOT* one of the cleanest and by far most efficient power sources we have, or anything like that. /s
packardcaribien
It'll take a whole lot more than three wind turbines to replace a coal or a nuclear plant though.....
There you go using logic again! You will never understand the eco movement!
Not to mention wind and solar powerplants need traditional powerplants to back them up anyway...
notme222
I was wondering he same thing, though my guess is they're coal plant cooling towers and we're moving away from that.
MellowButDramatic
Apart fm Australia where we burn as much coal as possible. We are so smart. SMRT. I mean SMART.
HighrockTendales
*Whilst the Chinese move towards that at the speed of sound.
unintentionallyasymmetric
Maybe because a lot of them are defunct and are being demolished?
by why are so many defunct. seems weird
Plants have a lifespan. If a plant of any type is shut down, eventually you move to demolition. Nuke takes a lot longer though.
My guess would be negative public image, but really it's not something I know much about.
but they shouldn't be failing if they are only a few decades old...
Lifespan. They don't last forever.
I studies EnergY Asset Management and I can't think of any reason to blow up the cooling towers at a power plant other than they are failing
I don't know, but they're not just for nuke. they're called parabolic cooling towers. Used by coal, gas, and sometimes chemical.
bad1ands
almost every coal-fired plant has them here in the uk
and yes, also for nuclear, but not all nuclear plants have them, and not all cooling towers are parabolic!
Zimzyx
In Fl. I lived near a nuke plant that didn't have parabolic towers, they were cylindrical with dome roofs.
Those are containment buildings, sir/ma'am. That's where the reactor goes. Cooling towers are tertiary cooling devices.
signuptoday
Quite right. Many stations are built along large bodies of water, and use that to cool the turbine's condenser.
dogenuggets
I can verify seeing them on chemical plants.
Google say hyperboloid. and that they're used for nuclear and chemical... I've never seen one on a gas or coal plant....
Can be used for any fuel source, it doesn't matter; used to cool the steam and pump it back into the turbine.
lonepolarbear
They are used on most coal fired plants in Australia. Some use wooden cooling stacks but that has a larger footprint. Ex-station engineer
BlackJackDavey
Definitely used for coal stations all over the world.
ChewSoap
They're on most coal plants here, very efficient style of cooling.
villlllle
All fossil fuel power plants need cooling, and unless they happen to be located by an abundant cool water source, they'll usually get this
mostlydrawing
Right, anything that produces a lot of heat since discharging hot water into a river or lake tends to upset the local ecosystem. 1/
Source: used to work for FirstEnergy and we used them on coal and nuclear plants. 2/2
Also being lake cooled puts you prey to the lake. DC Cook went offline when over a million fish swam into their screenhouse. Damn alewives.
Kiwi31415
We've got one here in New Zealand on a geothermal plant (at least that's what they tell us....)
http://intergroup.co.nz/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Ohaaki1.jpg
+1 for conspiracy theory. and hi from Canada
I've always heard them called parabolic, which might be a symptom of "fuck it, close enough" terminology. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Beaver Valley NPP, and Bruce Mansfield Coal plant. Side by side.
Bruce Mansfield is interesting BTW they capture the ash and turn it into burn resistant (and naturally radioactive) drywall XD. Recycling!
Asbestos?
It seems there's little objection to erecting towers in Beaver Valley.
did.. did you make that?
Snagged off google maps and threw arrows and words on in paint. Sue me. It proves the point. three AM yo.
Toonight
We have them all over our coal plants here in Germany.
MissSpelledTattoo
@Toonight my username wants your username tattooed :) Auch: Deutschland!!
Ohhh because "tonight", I get it. Tbh that play on words was rather unintentional ^^'
Are you implying my username is misspelled? :p
easiersaidthandone
This is so good.
Watchoutitsaflyingcatcactus
Poor happy structures, I enjoyed you demise.. RIP
OverratedUserName
That kylefield guy looks so happy. Like he i s taking a ride in rollercoaster or somerhing.
Mintytwang
Why you gotta make me feel bad for buildings??
bobjoetom2
barondonvito
Kyle, nooooooo!
swedishish
I like this one [reversed] "OH MY! Hello! Tea time."
zadel99
Glorious
Sitali
Thats a much better ending! I feel happy again. ^^
cococaleb
This is really depressing.
mydawgisgreen
It always makes me sad too.
OhSnapsItsApac
upvote for kyle field
rooster4242
*murdered
surfvvax
Dammit. "Happy structures being murdered" would have been a better title.
rooster4242
Holy cow. Thanks for letting me ride your coattails to fake internet points!
CitizenPrime
JustHereToReplyLikeThereIsNotATomorrow
Why is it in slow motion?
CitizenPrime
it's not
FuzzieSocks
I enjoy this way too much.
wsfpower
+1 didn't put 9/11
SkyTheCosmicWolf
#3 Was like "Hey Friend...TRUST FALL!!"
wholm
Whoop whoop A&M! Kyle Field's just outside my window!
firsttimeforeverything
whoop! c/o 2012!
Crawdiddy
Gig 'em!!
dedradawn
WHOOP! CLASS OF '98!
Shittbutt
i laughed so hard at that one one gig'em guys!
cretzloff
WHOOP!
aayhan
haahhaa the last one
DaveTheMurderingHippo
How could something be simultaneously so glorious and so sad?
friskypanda13
At first I was like "Kyle Field, whoop!" Then I was like "awww, Kyle Field :("
firsttimeforeverything
whoop! c/o 2012!
friskypanda13
2013 here :)
blueowl642
We can rebuild it, we ha- oh yeah, it's on the schedule.
roobarbandcustard
This is heart breaking.
traceurkyle
Ohh no my field!
mylifeisatractor
I want to run into their arms and save them
bitterapplepie
especially the ones about to enjoy tea! : (
DoctorWhoWhatWhenWhereWhyHow
Yeah. They don't seem too happy.
zerobahamut03
Before they fall on top of you and crush you with their love.
everyonesmom
How did you know - this was exactly what I needed!
bakelitsan
It never stops being funny
WeAreMadeOfStarDust
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3fsy8z6IB1rudgm1o1_400.jpg
ninjax247
Thank you, this was needed here.
howjom
http://imgur.com/7cEteL8
fluggnugget
I knooooow
Beepity
FleetFootFortune
RandomUpvotes
GasMaskOwner
Wheres 9/11?
HomelessToddler
I expected it and was like noooooo but then it never came and now I'm like noooooo.
Eggman101
http://img0.joyreactor.com/pics/post/auto-sponge-bob-218592.jpeg Man @GasMaskOwner dats pretty dark
iamireland
This image is never useful, yet I can never bring myself to delete it: http://imgur.com/I03EUDa
MoooMooo
good show ol' boy!
CatBlaster5000
http://imgur.com/Ehil1BS
SergiousMaximus
Marvelous.
gondring
"What's your name, baby?" "Eileen." "I know, but what's your name?"
ashipthatshipsshippingships
Oh, you rotten scoundrel. This is magnificent.
graehall
Have you ever been stabbed before? That joke is how you get stabbed.
TachyonCode
Obviously you haven't been hit on nearly enough yet...?
sirelurksalot
It hurts so good.
pataglop
Well now I have seen a dad joke gif. An english dad gif !
CorwinMacGregor
*groan* that's a good pun. +1 to you, good sir *tips teacup*
ThatSmirkingHorseFromHighgarden
*tea spills everywhere* What are you doing man?!
JonnyRaygun
Big Ben disappears right as its getting good!
WarJesus420
Right? I wanted to see some hot tower-on-clocktower action. Been awhile since I've seen a good one of those at least.
JonnyRaygun
And there doesn't seem to be enough tower on tower porn sites out there...
WarJesus420
Well there's SOME tower on tower but I mean....Have you seen when clocktowers get down? Oh man, they are diiiiiiiirty. Let me tell you. Hawt
JonnyRaygun
They are always erect. Always.
Natedog112
SOURCE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCO3tJLhdIMVWlz_hqg0tQww
surfvvax
Ha! That was awesome +1
surfvvax
This one had more from this submission https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggg3C87UVCY
shadestyleshinobi
I never knew I wanted this
chemistrydoc
Tumblr would say you're supporting rape culture with that type of comment.
shadestyleshinobi
I would invite tumblr to join me for an evening of me repeatedly inviting them to check their privilege
azurepenguin
And for free.
TheRicM
That's what she said
icanonlybedeadoralive
This is glorious XD
[deleted]
[deleted]
mHayesDesign
Wat?
shadestyleshinobi
...wat
williamsavage
"I never asked for this"
BillBroBagins
*needed
briannairb
The Internet, giving people everything they never knew they wanted.
CossackHD
Including hundeds of fetishes you never expected to exist.
flarglarg
Since 1993
LunaChic
Plus everything they knew they never wanted.
bobwehadababyeetsaboy
Thanks, Al Gore
Nightowljrm
I kind of expected the twin towers.
Guod
I mean.. it was impressive
justasomeone
so glad its not there
MyDogJake
Why so many nuclear cooling towers? Serious question.
HighwayStar
They're just cooling towers. Power stations have them regardless of the fuel. Nuke, coal, gas, etc.
FormerNortherner
They're called hyperbolic aka natural draft cooling towers, used at coal, chemical, and nuclear plants. It's a public misconception.
MyDogJake
wiki says hyperboloid, but thanks for clearing up that they are not just for nuclear plants.
hopefulheart
Where I live (UK) those are all over on coal plants (which tend to be old) so I'm with notme222 on this
Lekkanaai
Coal. Second last one was in Cape Town watched it live. Too old and unstable to re commission. Seriously lol'd at the windmill one.
Lekkanaai
And they dropped so fast we almost missed it. Someone had a high frame rate ;-)
OverratedUserName
I guess that most of them is from germany. In few years t hey have replaced lot of nuclear plants with coal and wind power.
MyDogJake
I though Germany was using a lot of solar power, not going back to coal...
OverratedUserName
They did run down most of nuclear ans solar won't fill the need. So they had to start using more coal. Thats what i have heard/read.
MyDogJake
Thank you for explaining rather than just downvoting.
jfosterdyess
Not necessarily nuclear. Coal burning power plants have cooling towers as well.
TomDaBigBomb
I guess they're just too cool.
Benny721
Nuclear power plants have a finite operating life.
Ringshadow
All major industrial structures have a finite operating life.
OfficialSkynet
probably in germany, they are decommissioning them all :(
MyDogJake
Best answer I've gotten. Thank you.
GamesPixelbomb
Yup, genuinely concerned too. *Looks to journo scouring reddit for investigative integrity*......*Journo gets distracted by Perez Hilton*.
JustARichard
Either to repair, upgrade, or they are relocating
Dispatcher007
Nuclear towers are generally small dome structures. Those are coal/gas. My dad worked at a nuke plant.
Ringshadow
The domes are pressurized water reactors. If you see a cube, it's a boiling water reactor! TMYK!
FormerNortherner
The domes you're thinking of are containment vessels, not cooling towers
MyDogJake
The hyperboloid cooling towers are often associated with nuclear power plants,[1] -wiki
aShogunNamedMarcus
And these are often associated with OP's mom
MyDogJake
apply: http://imgur.com/user/MyDogJake/favorites/OUyHCsK
turkeydonkey
There are a lot of power plants that use cooling towers like that, so it could be coal or something too.
CobraDBlade
Most of these gifs are from an advert for clean energy, where it shows happy coal and nuclear towers getting demolished.
Kingmal
Ah yes, nuclear power, definitely *NOT* one of the cleanest and by far most efficient power sources we have, or anything like that. /s
packardcaribien
It'll take a whole lot more than three wind turbines to replace a coal or a nuclear plant though.....
CobraDBlade
There you go using logic again! You will never understand the eco movement!
packardcaribien
Not to mention wind and solar powerplants need traditional powerplants to back them up anyway...
notme222
I was wondering he same thing, though my guess is they're coal plant cooling towers and we're moving away from that.
MellowButDramatic
Apart fm Australia where we burn as much coal as possible. We are so smart. SMRT. I mean SMART.
HighrockTendales
*Whilst the Chinese move towards that at the speed of sound.
unintentionallyasymmetric
Maybe because a lot of them are defunct and are being demolished?
MyDogJake
by why are so many defunct. seems weird
Ringshadow
Plants have a lifespan. If a plant of any type is shut down, eventually you move to demolition. Nuke takes a lot longer though.
unintentionallyasymmetric
My guess would be negative public image, but really it's not something I know much about.
MyDogJake
but they shouldn't be failing if they are only a few decades old...
Ringshadow
Lifespan. They don't last forever.
MyDogJake
I studies EnergY Asset Management and I can't think of any reason to blow up the cooling towers at a power plant other than they are failing
Ringshadow
I don't know, but they're not just for nuke. they're called parabolic cooling towers. Used by coal, gas, and sometimes chemical.
bad1ands
almost every coal-fired plant has them here in the uk
Ringshadow
and yes, also for nuclear, but not all nuclear plants have them, and not all cooling towers are parabolic!
Zimzyx
In Fl. I lived near a nuke plant that didn't have parabolic towers, they were cylindrical with dome roofs.
Ringshadow
Those are containment buildings, sir/ma'am. That's where the reactor goes. Cooling towers are tertiary cooling devices.
signuptoday
Quite right. Many stations are built along large bodies of water, and use that to cool the turbine's condenser.
dogenuggets
I can verify seeing them on chemical plants.
MyDogJake
Google say hyperboloid. and that they're used for nuclear and chemical... I've never seen one on a gas or coal plant....
TomDaBigBomb
Can be used for any fuel source, it doesn't matter; used to cool the steam and pump it back into the turbine.
lonepolarbear
They are used on most coal fired plants in Australia. Some use wooden cooling stacks but that has a larger footprint. Ex-station engineer
BlackJackDavey
Definitely used for coal stations all over the world.
ChewSoap
They're on most coal plants here, very efficient style of cooling.
villlllle
All fossil fuel power plants need cooling, and unless they happen to be located by an abundant cool water source, they'll usually get this
mostlydrawing
Right, anything that produces a lot of heat since discharging hot water into a river or lake tends to upset the local ecosystem. 1/
mostlydrawing
Source: used to work for FirstEnergy and we used them on coal and nuclear plants. 2/2
Ringshadow
Also being lake cooled puts you prey to the lake. DC Cook went offline when over a million fish swam into their screenhouse. Damn alewives.
Kiwi31415
We've got one here in New Zealand on a geothermal plant (at least that's what they tell us....)
Kiwi31415
http://intergroup.co.nz/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Ohaaki1.jpg
MyDogJake
+1 for conspiracy theory. and hi from Canada
Ringshadow
I've always heard them called parabolic, which might be a symptom of "fuck it, close enough" terminology. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Ringshadow
Ringshadow
Bruce Mansfield is interesting BTW they capture the ash and turn it into burn resistant (and naturally radioactive) drywall XD. Recycling!
Guod
Asbestos?
dogenuggets
It seems there's little objection to erecting towers in Beaver Valley.
MyDogJake
did.. did you make that?
Ringshadow
Snagged off google maps and threw arrows and words on in paint. Sue me. It proves the point. three AM yo.
Toonight
We have them all over our coal plants here in Germany.
MissSpelledTattoo
@Toonight my username wants your username tattooed :) Auch: Deutschland!!
Toonight
Ohhh because "tonight", I get it. Tbh that play on words was rather unintentional ^^'
Toonight
Are you implying my username is misspelled? :p