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Jan 14, 2017 4:26 PM
CaptainFluffFluff
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decastile
Zoroasterisk
#10
puffynipps
"Thanks, smelly_nigger."
BiggestofBears
Sometimes I wish I was mean enough to be able to think of some of these.
axiomatik
Last one is a weak-ass roast.
AgentOrangeJuice
Some of these are pretty funny but most of them are either reused tired jokes or just weak slut jokes.
danishjuggler21
You're an attractive woman. I will now make a joke about you having sex with lots of dudes.
MightyNato
Some of these were real good. The rest was unfunny and unoriginal. Why can't people think of genuinely mean things?
SgtMichaelCross
The animorph / hammerhead one is gold.
CrazyCatLad
The fingernail hammered in w/ forehead one too.
Allsfunandgamesuntilsomeonegetsspiritual
Woke up my roomie laughing at that
I3ass
God some of these suck "pretty girl" ha slut "ugly dude" haha virgin
MaxieMooo
As soon as I see "hit random on character creation" I down vote the post, or if I'm actually in the subreddit, the comment.
hgoadihgsaogh
And these are the highlights, imagine how bad the average ones are.
14uj
The fuck is wrong with jazz band
ThatVoiceAtTheBackOfYourHead
Might be since Jazz is skillz before looks music, unlike a lot of pop which is looks before skills. Autotune models. Kinda sad really.
biggoofwhitemike
Why?!? Do people do this? Confident much?
AvexV
#34 Fucking brutal.
mrmelonhead
I don't think people know what a roast means. You're suppose to be insulting AND funny/clever.
Isorikk
I'm not really seeing the joker one
hispanicyankee
It's the chin, I think
TheFirmHand
Oh look, another "you're ugly" "you're a whore" post. People are so fucking basic.
SoupIsNotAMealVera
One obvious flaw = point it out. Generally unattractive = virgin or pedophile. Generally attractive white girl = slut. Generally attractive
SoupIsNotAMealVera
white guy = spoiled fuckboy. Generally attractive or unattractive person of another race = funny racist joke comment. I think I got it now.
milkymoose
Django unfuckable
thelovechildofhitlerandstalin
DONT KNOCK THE TRAINS MAG
ayymamacita
Can we all agree that the "cassettes for hair" is weak as hell
CrazyCatLad
Accurate but not savage in my opinion.
Illthinkofausernamelater
I prefer that to the one size fits all. Girl: whore. Nerdy guy: Virgin. Ugly person: downs syndrome. At least it's related to the picture.
BakaWakka
Out of all those, that's the one you are picking on for being weak?
Illthinkofausernamelater
I prefer that to the one size fits all. Girl: whore. Nerdy guy: Virgin. Ugly person: downs syndrome. At least it's related to the picture.
lemonfluff
Yeah, and the "eat your make up" comments - at least use a girl wearing a lot of make up. Not just one they think of beforehand for any girl
CopiousAmountsofForeskin
Some are great, well-crafted roasts. Others are hurrr durr your a slut you have a lot of sex hur durr
alsoAzrael
Don't forget "hurr durr yer fat and I'm proud of myself for noticing that."
Nineteenletterslong
I counted 4 that implied someone was a slut. There are actually more upvoted comments complaining about this than there were roasts about it
CopiousAmountsofForeskin
I don't mean specifically slut ones I'm talking about unoriginal roasts like hurrr durr your an ugly virgin and more of that ilk.
Asrodrig
If you actually follow r/roastme you'll find that there's not that many good burns. These posts are kind of a highlight reel.
YeOldFartsniffer
My favorite of ALL TIME: you look like the joker without make up lmao
sirl0in
this
iHumanity
Damn, I felt bad for some of them...
TrolliClassicBear
I feel depressed after reading so many great ones
Flyndaran
"Hey strangers, say mean things to me." "OMG! that's too mean." I only feel bad for those that get lame fat/slut "jokes".
Kimo94
I get that feeling too but then I think wait they asked for this.
iHumanity
Though it didn't stop me from laughing. Hah
kelevrah
Faggot! Weak wracked faggot!
jhs2595
The Asian girl with the chalkboard eraser comment is creepily perfect looking. Porcelain doll levels of unsettling.
craighchrist
You look like squidward's house ... ???????????????????? damn its funny 'cause it's true!????
Framperton
Wow, for your sake I hope you're over 50 since you write like someone who can barely handle a fucking keyboard.
IceCreamForMemes
Yay, some I haven't seen!
FuckingLoveImgur
I was thinking the same exact thing
kelevrah
The most shittiest comment i have ever read here! Tell us more! What a shit....
deonizm
"You look like Squidward's house" tho
MyUsernameIsMyPassword
#10 for people :)
MadAsAFrickenHatter
I don't understand why people subject themselves to this. Do they really think they're that special that no asshole will dig deep enough
kojenk
its because half the fun is seeing what people will come up with.
TheDudeOrHisDudeness
most of these are random senseless insults anyway.. usually nothing these people can take personaly
ZaeMillion
That's the difference between giving a fuck and not giving a fuck.
louster
I kind of suspect that, to some people, this kind of attention is better than no attention.
dpidcoe
Because they have enough self esteem and a developed enough sense of humor to appreciate it as funny?
poochyena
crazy talk!
ZaeMillion
That's the difference between giving a fuck and not giving a fuck.
tygerpsimatrix
Knutzi
These are savage, but they were asking for it.
AgentOrangeJuice
Most of these are anything but "savage." They're old, tired out jokes used on hundreds of r/roastme threads everywhere. Uncreative.
Myfirstnamewaschosen
...well yeah.
Knutzi
So?
dpidcoe
Wait, did you mean asking for it as in "they deserved it" or asking for it as in "they literally asked to be roasted"?
PizzaWolf
Reddit just loses their shit and goes full salt when a semi-attractive girl posts one. It's all jokes about self-esteem, makeup, and sluts
FullMetalBitch
As women we aren't allowed to be well adjusted and attractive. It's just preposterous.
Framperton
preposterous.
BakaWakka
What do you expect? Girl: "roast me" Roaster: "You are pretty and I respect you"
FullMetalBitch
Eh, just try to be more observant and come up with something original rather than falling back on cliches.
PizzaWolf
nah it's just as if the roaster has a personal vendetta. The roasts have nothing to do with the features, just with their sex
realmdweller
#16 looks like Carl from TWD.
LoopStricken
Why you gotta ruin it for me?
gynonurseifixyourladybits
OMG it does! !!
mrworldthicc
With both eyes...
myothertardisisafirebolt
#49 looks a tiny bit like Scarlett Johansson. I think it's the smile.
thrashedbarrier
More like malcom from malcom in the middle
BeefBigelow
CORAL!!!!!!!!!
CapableTrash
His hair is long enough and his face pretty enough that I can definitely see him as a girl sometimes. A pretty girl
RealPapaFranku
Dammit shes no longer good looking if I was ever with her I'd just see Carl always go fuck yourself xd <3
POPMAST
models as a Carl look alike
PxC4
I think that every time I see #16 in one of these roast dumps.
marizzle892091
I literally just thought that and had to jump to the comments to make sure it wasn't just me
brandsilven
Same here.
TailSpin450
AdamNeverAskedForThisJensen
TWD?
Buhazo
The walking dead
sirl0in
the walking dead
InfiniteSynapse
The Working Dude
FullMetalBitch
The Walking Dead, love.
SleeperXib
I really respect the courage of this roastee
Stegotops137
One of my favs here
longjohnsilicon
I've also seen her as "Sid the Sloth's" less attractive sister.
hipbonejars
http://2static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Blank_4ec672_6078674.jpg
FallingWithStyleSquirrel
Same with the Squidward's house guy
AlexD
Marty Feldman's illegitimate daughter? I hate myself.
POPMAST
ROFL!!
migmir
Somehow your comment makes me feel worse for her than the actual roast
lemonfluff
I think she's super pretty. I also think the roast me comment was pretty accurate - but in a cute way!!
WhereNoMan
Looks like a chick with FAS.
Flyndaran
Better than the alternative. Eyes too close together looks creepy rather than just unappealing.
Flyndaran
I always thought Janet Jackson had some hammerhead face, and she's called beautiful by many.
Cilvaa
I think she's pretty too. I wouldn't say no if she asked me out.
TheMobyh
You'd like to Fuck a hammerhead just admit it
UnkownStoryWriterInSpareTimeOnImgur
Fuck yea wouldn't u
HighSlayerRalton
lemonfluff
Don't tell me what I like, Mum!