If I snake it, I make it

Jul 22, 2017 1:12 PM

OldSchoolCoder

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If I spies it, if I meets it, I tries it, I eats it. If I sights it, if I sees it, I bites it, I squeeze it.

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Similar to anybody living on the Louisiana Bayou: "If I spy it, I fry it." I had a buddy down there who loved eating river rats.

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Sneks are food people!

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If it sees it I seize it

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If OP promotes it, I upvotes it

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I know ppl keep snakes as pets! Reallt scared of them , but i must say that I respect them , not all of us have the guts to have them as pet

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When the only appendage you have is a mouth, you tend to bite everything...

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Tries it, eats it, bites it, squeeze it ..... Snake-ology

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...bop it!

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I, too, approve!

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God damn, I want a snake. But I know I'm unable to feed them living creatures. I feel too bad for the food.

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Feed them frozen rats? Also some smaller snakes eat eggs IIRC.

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if i hug it i... oh nvm

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Phuket? That's a city in Thailand :P

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Ha, i knew that! because my best friend is there for half a year... because uhm

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Where's the girl on a chain? Huh?

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