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TheCoachAdair
My baby sister just turned 17, and I wasn’t terrified until this post.
minervabro
That's sad
CaffeineManic
allens969
coop61gt
Dana's not to bright. But she has big tits.
GamerDad82
So... when does she turn 18?
briansimPoster951
Just like phones: Shes an older model, the guys just waiting for the newer model to be released...
lewaq
unicornfun
Creeps: https://imgur.com/QGqssNZ
distortedlens
I just looked her up on Twitter...I can't decide if it's a troll account...
dedkoala
Don't have to be a troll account to make jokes, this is clearly a joke
distortedlens
i think thats what i meant lol
TrustMeIWouldntLie
Oh honey....
MacDaddySmitt
turns 18:
Windwalker64
General Kenoby.
MrFlagg
my you are the bold one
wonfungi8206
borocanuck
A threesome is all she can hope for.
spacesoulboi
yikes my dude
MrFlagg
The good news is he doesn't want to be a pedophile
zharris
Write both of your birthdays down and give it to him so he can remember. He'll have secret meetings with your lil sis to plan your Bday
ZomPoanie
That is so sweet
wambu
davebeastly
BMRSNR6868
Its like this gif was made for this post...
willpostanything
pareidoliaperson
Well he was going to wait at least...
AAAend
I mean, she's getting to the right answer. Maybe for the wrong reasons, but still.
davebeastly
Yep, that's kind what I was going for with that particular reaction gif.
ZLOK
She's getting to an answer, whether it's right or not.
L337TurboZ
16 will get you 20.
L337TurboZ
Even if 16 could be legal in your state or county why would you want to do that?
tbomber
Why wouldnt you?
TheLittleMe
16's legal in Denmark though
tbomber
Varies from state to state.
heatherbelleEP
DuzyPies
If someone is waiting until someone is 18 theyre saying the only thing stopping them from trying to fuck a minor is the age of consent law
LordKingSalmon
So the only thing that keeps them following the law is the law? I'd say it's working, then?
shankycat
Okay but consider that the difference between a 17 and an 18 year old isn't much more than a legal standing.
tzxAzrael
you're right! what a bunch of filthy law-abiding bastards! how dare they follow rules and such!
FinrodFelagundPrinceoftheNoldor
So you're saying that they're law abiding citizens? What if it's a 18/19 year old? We don't know, and that's far from creepy.
DuzyPies
I believe the common term for "someone who wants to fuck minors" is Pedophile
FinrodFelagundPrinceoftheNoldor
No, no it's not.
Fait
isn't pedo prepubescent? being attracted to someone 17 isn't really the same is it? regardless of the law?
IGiveSauce
Yeah, someone that is sexually attracted to people ages 15-19 is an ephebophile.
Thatsnothowanyofthisworks
That guy
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Zephyr86
His death was by far one of the most satifying things to happen. Oh and spoilers.
Iloveanonymityandilovebeingnoticed
If I hadn’t been watching in the middle of the night while the rest of my family slept, I would have jumped up and yelled.
UnhelpfulAnswers
I laughed way harder than I should have
DickPicEnthusiast
Chaosh ish a laddah, Shansha!
jasonh23761
Baelish: I know you like lemon cakes but you'll come to love my cream pies.
idontenglishsorry
He would have phrased differently but the intention is spot on
iDontBelieveInIsms
MechanicalInsanity
LompHoofd
ItsRealTalk
Jokes aside, anyone who genuinely waits for a 17 year old to turn 18 so they can pounce is a massive creep.
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
When I was 23, I met a 17 year old girl while playing world of warcraft. We got to talking, became friends, talked even more, I visited her
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
and her family a couple of times. The second time, she turned 18, I married her, and now it's 8 years later, about to have our second kid.
ScaredWrench
You can have kids in wow now? Cool
MishiMoshiSquishyToesies
It's creepy, but also maybe the dude is 18-20 himself and just wants to be safe. Any older, and yeah, creepy.
MishiMoshiSquishyToesies
To be clear, if the guy was 18-20, it still comes off desperate and gross, but not like stalking a minor. There's a difference.
YutteHermsgervordenbrotborda
Blows my mind that some people don't see that. Like "This person is just barely past childhood! Time to fuck!"
GuardsmanMiku
people just under 18 are obviously not childeren. The law is there to protect them from being taken advantage of.
YutteHermsgervordenbrotborda
They're not children mentally, but they're close enough that it's weird for adults to be attracted to them
GuardsmanMiku
It's not weird at all to be physically attracted to fully grown humans, but we understand its morally wrong to take advantage of that
YutteHermsgervordenbrotborda
The bodies of 18 year olds aren't even done developing. At 18 you are not a fully grown human
Lfa3
Because honestly they don't care about fucking a minor (some may even prefer it), they just care about not being in prison.
Focus1331
Remember the Olson twins? The WORLD couldn't wait for those girls age to finally be in the strike zone.
Kbantar
They played into it announcing on I think SNL on the night they turned 18.
ItsRealTalk
Which is creepy and disgusting.
jscuster
There are only 12 US states where it’s age 18 (light green). Most are 17 (beige) or 16 (blue).
SWEEPTHELEG
One of my friends tried to get a similar pic as the background for his debit/credit card as a joke.
tarataqa
VEGAS BABY!
donutjudgeme
You’re talking about age of consent laws. Still playing with fire.
FlatPlutoSociety
https://local.theonion.com/man-knows-unsettling-amount-about-nationwide-age-of-con-1819565878
jbulldozer
there is no beige...it's more like a puke green.
jscuster
I was trying to be nice lol
penzick
I think most states also have age difference rules. So if two teens are dating & having sex, the one who turns 18 first can't be arrested
RavioliAficionado
They do, but the ones listed here are for anyone. The age difference rules are like 14 and 18. But 16 is generally always good.
penzick
as a child sex-offender.
PiGiSpi
There's also some leeway if the state has Romeo and Juliet laws. I know in Florida if you're 23, you can date a 17 year old (iirc)
LuLuPennyAndOdium44
with parental consent yeah
pritolus
Good luck with that then
PiGiSpi
Ah i didnt know that part, thanks for clarifying
Ac1dBurn72
I'm 30. And I can't imagine dating an 18 year old. They have no idea who they are or what they like yet!
Kbantar
I'm 45 and can't imagine dating a 30 year old.
RavioliAficionado
Well, "dating" isn't exactly the goal with 18yr olds. It's more just about the sex.
YutteHermsgervordenbrotborda
I'm 20 and I can't imagine dating an 18 year old. At 18 you're either in, or have just graduated high school. Fuck that lmao
LordKingSalmon
And at 20 you've been out of high school for two years? You feel more mature about those two years or something?
Levithan6785
I can assure you. Maturity level between 18 and 20 is pretty massive in my experience.
YutteHermsgervordenbrotborda
No but the idea of fucking someone who's still in school is icky
LordKingSalmon
But at 20 you'd be college aged. The difference between high school and college is something like four to six months? So if 18 in high 1/2
LordKingSalmon
school is bad, is 18 in college bad? And what age is okay in college, then? 2/2
EveryNameIsTakenDammit
Am I the only one who thinks dudes like that are closet pedophiles? Like they totally wanna tap that underage ass, but have enough 1/x
Kbantar
Only if you believe 17 year olds literally look prepubescent.
DukeDarkwood
I think a lot of it would depend on the age of the guy, too. If he's 19 or 20, it's just prudence. If he's 29 or 30, yeah, it's creepy.
gamer2k4
Since there's no physical/mental difference between someone a month shy of 18 and an 18 year old, they likely just don't want to go to jail.
gamer2k4
I don't advocate it, but think about it: teenage couples commonly have sex, yet the second one of them turns 18 it's illegal? What changed?
ferafish
The problem is that those countdowns start creepily early pretty often. Like Emma Watson had a countdown at 14.
SamuthNBS
I think the existence of an entire genre of porn where they claim to have just turned 18 supports your hypothesis.
SamuthNBS
Although in countries where the age is lower than 18 it gets a little harder to tell
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
There are a lot of genres where it's "taboo" stuff which I guess adds to the excitement but doesn't actually mean the watcher wants to do /1
SamuthNBS
That's true actually, you may be right. I think as physical maturity straddles the age of consent there tends to be ambiguity.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
it in real life. Rape porn is a big example, incest porn too, lots of others. /2
MovedToast
Pretty sure they just don't want to go to jail.
EveryNameIsTakenDammit
restraint to wait until the law can't touch them for it anymore?
SoMenSayThatImIntenseOrImInsane
100% agree.
MovedToast
....That's literally just following the law.
swagb98623
People only feel emotions and sexual attraction when it's permitted by the law... Also at 17 it's "Hebephile".
IGiveSauce
Hebephilia is an attraction to 11-14 y/os; I think you meant ephebophile.
ImplodingPumpkin
I'm with you on this. It grosses me out, they still look like kids at 18.
IsThisUserNameLongEnough
Had (Had being the operative word here) a friend in HS. We were at a public pool and he kept talking about this hella hot girl in a white
IsThisUserNameLongEnough
bathing suit he kept seeing. I kept looking and couldn't see her. He finally grabbed my head and turned me, pointing out the girl in white..
IsThisUserNameLongEnough
She looked to be about 8 years old...we were 17. I was like "Dude, she is a little kid!" and his response was the grass on the field thing.
IsThisUserNameLongEnough
I just left and never spoke to him again.
sekseabritches
Fake? Please be fake... Good lord
IsThisUserNameLongEnough
It's not. He and his family were pretty trashy, but this was a whole new level of gross.
MrNecrophile
Sooner70
Plot twist: She looked young for her age but was actually 15. He knew this because she was his cousin.
BklynPunisher
Which makes it even worse.
fbutt09
Google his name: he may have been casted as a lead in Chris Hansen’s show.
BklynPunisher
IsThisUserNameLongEnough
I saw him one time like 15 years later, dude looks nasty.
YourMomsSidePiece
My old job posted all the employees who were minors on a separate schedule. Guys used it like a countdown clock.
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
Do you work in the fictional movie Waiting?
Haidere1988
I paid attention to it when I worked at McD's, for the sole purpose of knowing when I could smack them on their head for being dumb
CentaurForDiseaseControl
Heard horror stories of this at retail spaces
OfficerURL
That’s fucking disgusting. Normalized predatory behaviour.
TheScientificMethodStage1
Gross
SeeYaLaterMethamphetaGator
Good god.
KurtHamster
You misspelled “Good, good..!”
fbutt09
Chris Hansen wants to have a word
ostracis
"Yes, use your hate."
mondeca
Then your journey to the Dark Side will be complete.
forgetthisnoise
Gross lol
CheeseBelongsInTheKitten
Jokes on you, the creeps at my work just go after minors anyway.
IMadeThisDuringADentistAppt
GamerDad82
Isn’t it though?
TruckloadsOfBroccoli
skincancerisfun
And I'm guessing nothing happened? Like that big bang episode, with dating sheldons sister..."Guys there may be factor we overlooked"
Somanyquestions
Why were the birthdays visible to all employees?
SidneyHarbor
Minors can't be scheduled more than certain number of hours or work later than a certain time in most states.
SidneyHarbor
Also some jobs require adults for liability reasons. Like my son couldn't use the trash compactor at one job before he was 18.
Mairoa
Yeah no minors could use the arbys slicer
Dustfinger4268
I think it was less like a countdown, and more that "ooh, jenny isn't on the minor board anymore, which means..."
SpontaneousWood
I hate men.
schmidy
They probably don't like you much either?
hungoveratworkguy
Did you work at a movie theater?
stehenallein
Walmart does it
YourMomsSidePiece
No, big box retailer
iwantanap
Why did they post that then? They weren’t serving alcohol or anything I assume?
Mairoa
Also more frequent breaks
Rovylern
Restrictions on child labor, most likely.
LocustChild
A lot of states have hour/shift restrictions for minors.
Blastergv9
At least they are waiting until 18?
NigerianNitemare
Call me a pervert, but I'll take it a step further and say even if they are under 18, as long as they keep their hands off, go gaga.
Kagenical
[Everyone disliked that]
ChikkenandFrikken
I mean like ppl can tell when you're gaga over them and that makes it a difficult work environment.
NigerianNitemare
Hm. Okay, maybe not "gaga". Maybe something like thinking "she's quite attractive" to yourself and then not acting like a creep about it.
BubbaJubba
Still predatory behavior
tzxAzrael
i mean... you aren't wrong... but also, if we're gonna draw a line that says "this side ok, that side bad", there's gonna be people who are
tzxAzrael
gonna toe-up against that line, no matter where it's drawn.
BrokeMyFunnyBone
As creepy as it is, at least they're waiting
FullMetalMonika
My thought process
idontgiveashitanymor
Not really, there isn’t much of a difference in someone who is dating someone else who is a month from 18 versus a month after the 18th bday
iamthisguy247
It’s like the countdown clocks people had on underage celebrities. Kinda creepy too.
TK421isAFK
Far more creepy, IMO, since these are soon-to-be adults that are in direct proximity to their "admirers".
SoMenSayThatImIntenseOrImInsane
Exactly what I was thinking. It’s disgusting.
TheDayTheBrainStoodStill
'Kinda'?
NaughtButOne
Not really defending the behavior itself, but I think it's more of an ironic statement on our perceptions. If a celebrity is 17 and a >
NaughtButOne
> person comments on their beauty, it's an intolerable violation; but a year later it's fine. Let's be honest: They look exactly the same.
4a6176657274
This was my exact defence in court! Well not ”a year later”, more like a decade but still
Brickham
DocTanner
... woah, hang on a sec there cowboy.
Exeloume
The Sun newspaper in the UK had a countdown in it to Emma Watson's 16th birthday.
nirbo
“Newspaper”
InvalidAsh
She was one of my first celebrity crushes when I was like, 12. I never thought it weird since she was my age.
PolarHailStorm
UK here. Legal age is 16, and no man would ever do that sort of shit because the rest of us would have a quiet word with them.
PolarHailStorm
Downvoted because apparently employees scoping out minors in the workplace is common and okay behaviour in the UK? What?
tzxAzrael
downvoted because blatantly wrong. i mean, sure, if the guys noticed, they'd go have a little "talk"... but do they always notice?
PolarHailStorm
If anyone is displaying attraction to minors in the workplace, they get spoken to. By management, or HR. How is that wrong?
PolarHailStorm
The original comment deals with staff using that schedule as some sort of 'safe to fuck' meter, where would that fly?
InvalidUserError
Absolutely, from Gary the Gutter Cleaner to Prince Andrew the Pedophile. All just honest, good folk there.
PolarHailStorm
Way to use prolific paedophiles influenced with money and power to state your case. 'Fellow employees' much?
EyeSpyABreathtakingPerson
We used colored badges. One guy paid waaay too much attention to when they changed color.
ImperatorNikolai
Friend of mine worked at an amusement park and they had the same setup
neil137
legal beagle
GeneralSturgeonWarning
Of course there's a term for it.
ConformistWithACause
My first job had different colored hats, probably for the customers too
fbutt09
Was your coworker named Epstein by any chance? Heard he hung out in NY.
edwbuGameCat
Not voluntarily. At least that's what I heard....
Ekad
Nah, Epstein wouldn't have cared to wait. He went ahead anyway.
Blrp0
"Too old" - Epstein
Foodpornaddict
Well yeah, soon as they hit 18 you can schedule them for 8 hour shifts that end at 3am.
Draciella
Fuck em in New and exciting ways
OrgasPandaCat
Ah. Bdsm. Business developed schedule management.
iamthekmac
Walmart? Got the same issue at my store.
RetailCat
My store doesn't do that...
EyeSpyABreathtakingPerson
No, but it was a chain grocer. I imagine they have similar practices.
neeks64
Wegmans does this too. I remember referring to all the yellow badges as fetuses.
iamthekmac
Yellow badge for minor blue for 18+... It’s good for safety and OSHA standards... I’m a manager and the turnover is through the roof
EyeSpyABreathtakingPerson
I get why they do it, but it's somewhat disconcerting what it turns into in practice. The practice itself makes sense though.