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Jun 29, 2017 2:11 PM

So accurate it hurts

She's my pretty princess

#6 Hell, I'd believe it.

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#1

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Half these are people are not even black... What exactly is black twtter?

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Not too worried about saying Voldemort. I'm more worried about saying lord moldybuuu..... almost said it

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I would cry...with my beautiful new nails catching all of my tears

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#8 ... yeah, also they can only prove (if you're dead) that you have THC in your system, NOT when you were smoking it. (so he may not have)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

is black twitter making a comeback cause im down, you jive turkey

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

#14 I don't get it... What?

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This is from the election, when everyone was watching Florida vote Trump

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Way to throw everyone for a loop with #9. lol

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I wouldn't be surprised if Black twitter was written by professional writers.

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Nigga... Joke?

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was that chance and childish on the chicago beach???

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yes to the people I have no clue to the location

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he was going to type "ginger"

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11-ish is the age kids turn their folks in for breaking the law. Hitler used this trick as well. Kids don't think through the implications.

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Can we just get niggas in space fighting dragons funded already? It sounds like it might get a few million viewers if done right.

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Played by Chris Pratt and Chris Pine in blackface, of course.

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I don't listen to Yachty (I stick to Snoop Dogg and Kendrick Lamar myself) but did it not occur he meant she does it badly?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

no, he legit got a cello confused with a clarinet and no one stopped him

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#10 oh boy do i have a movie for you: get hype

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TWO BROTHERS, THAT'S IT, ITS ABOUT TWO BROTHERS

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It's in theaters now, coming this summer. Two brothers in a van

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Actually, it's Three brothers, staring Water-T

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I've never found this funny. It's just stupid.

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"what is the square root of fuck Trump" just sounds pretty stupid. ill take downvotes, its just my opinion

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Nah its pretty funny

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it's not hilarious but what's stupid about it?

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It was decent the first time. The first time

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean High school is teaching kids, college is introduction to real life. I've had bosses and clients say fuck trump in the workplace.

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"This nigga eating beans!" is the funniest thing I have seen on here today.

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https://youtu.be/U8vjMvoobSo

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Thank you for this.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

First thing in a long time on here that's actually made me laugh out loud

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Me too. Saying it aloud makes it more funny.

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That says a lot about todays content

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Not arguing there.

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Why can only a nigga say nigga?

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Tim Minchin has a good explanation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVN_0qvuhhw

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You know the answer don't play stupid.

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

For the same reason only a ginger can call another ginger "ginger." Get with the program.

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I feel like this is the setup to a super offensive joke. Why do you think?

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You definitely don't want to call them Monica

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Cuz if you white any thing you say to a black person is racist

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Nigga, please

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

found the cracka

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We prefer the term saltine American

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

Saltine crackers has a nice ring to it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What up my salty!

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The key to deep throat is relaxing your fucking throat. But tbh, strep swabs always get me too. Always end up gagging. Thanks, nurses!

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Humming helps (may not be for everybody) try humming "eye of the tiger",not even oking

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Hehe, "fucking throat"

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You're welcome. Also, I'm gonna tell my patient to relax their fucking throat next time. And never break eye contact.

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The secret is to get strep so often that you build up immunity. No more swabs! You just end up a carrier and infect everyone else.

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I do terribly with throat swabs and every time I just think "thank Jesus I'm probably asexual"

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Probably?

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Username checks out

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

....what can I say, except, You're Welcome!

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http://imgur.com/gnlTJ3c

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Ee!!! AND THANK YOU!

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I had strep every other week growing up. I got used to them swabbing so now i dont have a gag reflex. Problem is im a guy... who is strait.

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You're a narrow passage of water connecting two seas or two large areas of water?

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A male barrow passage of water as I read it

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Me too, turns out I was sleeping next to a large colony of black mold between my bed and wall. For 10 years.

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Jfc, that's scary.

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Christ, do you never move your furniture to clean up?

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I was between the ages of 3-13, so no I didn't

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