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So accurate it hurts
She's my pretty princess
BubbaRunski
#6 Hell, I'd believe it.
HitlersSpirit
#1
TheDutchSwedish
PandaModeler
Half these are people are not even black... What exactly is black twtter?
shadetreelizardwizard
Not too worried about saying Voldemort. I'm more worried about saying lord moldybuuu..... almost said it
KingOfShortPants
ANicePairofSlacks
tathrok
#8 ... yeah, also they can only prove (if you're dead) that you have THC in your system, NOT when you were smoking it. (so he may not have)
antoinebugleboy
#3 https://www.buzzfeed.com/erikmalinowski/no-magic-johnson-didnt-partake-in-a-charity-blood-drive
18yearoldBlackDynamite
is black twitter making a comeback cause im down, you jive turkey
RatchetTheWusky
#14 I don't get it... What?
Haskuu
This is from the election, when everyone was watching Florida vote Trump
aviddking
Way to throw everyone for a loop with #9. lol
Captainplanetmotherfucker
I wouldn't be surprised if Black twitter was written by professional writers.
LucasBurke
Nigga... Joke?
mazimillion
was that chance and childish on the chicago beach???
sclev
yes to the people I have no clue to the location
ReturnOfFreudberg
he was going to type "ginger"
BestOfMenMustDie
11-ish is the age kids turn their folks in for breaking the law. Hitler used this trick as well. Kids don't think through the implications.
butthurtnevergetsbetter
Can we just get niggas in space fighting dragons funded already? It sounds like it might get a few million viewers if done right.
SocialMediaMakesUsLessSocial
Played by Chris Pratt and Chris Pine in blackface, of course.
HowAboutThatUpdog
I don't listen to Yachty (I stick to Snoop Dogg and Kendrick Lamar myself) but did it not occur he meant she does it badly?
mazimillion
no, he legit got a cello confused with a clarinet and no one stopped him
Applepotamus
#10 oh boy do i have a movie for you:
get hype
tygerpsimatrix
Kanyes
TWO BROTHERS, THAT'S IT, ITS ABOUT TWO BROTHERS
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
It's in theaters now, coming this summer. Two brothers in a van
seemetrollinh8in
Actually, it's Three brothers, staring Water-T
treefiddypumpchump
treefiddypumpchump
"what is the square root of fuck Trump" just sounds pretty stupid. ill take downvotes, its just my opinion
VoltageXL1
Nah its pretty funny
cajuninjun
it's not hilarious but what's stupid about it?
METAAAAAAAAAL
It was decent the first time. The first time
rollercostarican
I mean High school is teaching kids, college is introduction to real life. I've had bosses and clients say fuck trump in the workplace.
ILovedUnicornsFirst
"This nigga eating beans!" is the funniest thing I have seen on here today.
xThariusx
https://youtu.be/U8vjMvoobSo
ILovedUnicornsFirst
Thank you for this.
tighttighttighttighttighttight
First thing in a long time on here that's actually made me laugh out loud
ILovedUnicornsFirst
Me too. Saying it aloud makes it more funny.
B99Reactions
That says a lot about todays content
ILovedUnicornsFirst
Not arguing there.
Woestkonijn
Why can only a nigga say nigga?
WoeToHice
Tim Minchin has a good explanation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVN_0qvuhhw
Bunnnnnniiiiii
You know the answer don't play stupid.
DrivingTheBus
For the same reason only a ginger can call another ginger "ginger." Get with the program.
HankeringForASpankering
I feel like this is the setup to a super offensive joke. Why do you think?
thiscommentwillselfdestruct
You definitely don't want to call them Monica
WR0NGDUCKFACTS
Cuz if you white any thing you say to a black person is racist
18yearoldBlackDynamite
gettinGiggityWithIt
Nigga, please
LawFiveGuy
found the cracka
AgentNarnia
We prefer the term saltine American
SocialMediaMakesUsLessSocial
Saltine crackers has a nice ring to it.
7thor8thcaw
What up my salty!
pistachiomoustache
The key to deep throat is relaxing your fucking throat. But tbh, strep swabs always get me too. Always end up gagging. Thanks, nurses!
Alkymysta
Humming helps (may not be for everybody) try humming "eye of the tiger",not even oking
TedTheMan
Hehe, "fucking throat"
IncredibleNurse
You're welcome. Also, I'm gonna tell my patient to relax their fucking throat next time. And never break eye contact.
ooshwiggity
The secret is to get strep so often that you build up immunity. No more swabs! You just end up a carrier and infect everyone else.
AGloomyYou
I do terribly with throat swabs and every time I just think "thank Jesus I'm probably asexual"
lurkinginpublic
Probably?
thatdudethatslonely
lurkinginpublic
Username checks out
Saffron89
....what can I say, except, You're Welcome!
pistachiomoustache
http://imgur.com/gnlTJ3c
Saffron89
Ee!!! AND THANK YOU!
NASAguy1000
I had strep every other week growing up. I got used to them swabbing so now i dont have a gag reflex. Problem is im a guy... who is strait.
afterawhilekyle
http://imgur.com/h3NI6y4
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You're a narrow passage of water connecting two seas or two large areas of water?
cliojayne
A male barrow passage of water as I read it
HandsomeJackWilshere
Me too, turns out I was sleeping next to a large colony of black mold between my bed and wall. For 10 years.
pistachiomoustache
Jfc, that's scary.
BlueIceDragon
Christ, do you never move your furniture to clean up?
HandsomeJackWilshere
I was between the ages of 3-13, so no I didn't