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Apr 11, 2017 11:18 AM
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MyDadBeatMeWithaSetOfJumperCables
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tboz221
I bet you like your steak well done, lol
Dolphonkey
folder[Comedy]
Lionskull
#16, but black holes are bright as fuck.
Fleggy
"You're as much use as a candy floss door knocker" is a personal favourite.
Thetingwitdating
My fave : While you're standing here, some village has no idiot
flaccidhope
Huh, "OP is shamelessly reposting this cos he's a faggot who's trying to do to us what his uncle can no longer do to him" is not on the list
Morg729
I do desire that we may be better strangers- Shakespeare
jakethetao
Everyone who ever loved you was wrong is fucking savage haha not even that elegant, but heart destroying like Big Macs
OleMajor
You aren’t worth the time your parents took to make you. Or You’re as tactful as two skeletons f***ing on a tin roof!
NandomRumber
If brains were gunpowder, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose
DustyDusty
Stop being a try hard
serephym
"I'd call you a cunt but you haven't the depth or the warmth. "
jammer909
"Just how smooth is your brain?" "Nothing you say matters, ever." "You smell bad, and your mom dresses you funny."
bigdinger81
#36..my high school English teacher
Bombarder89
You look like you fell of a stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
NPCommentator
Random World of Warcraft line?
Sereh
Haha! Gotta try number 15 on my guildies.
HowAboutTheBSharps
#4
apsck12
"Ok, thanks Clyde. Now, let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard."
samtherat6
#22 If Darwin was right, then you'd be the best.
Ragnarstark89
Use clever insult created by other people is so stupid and boring...
Nawyou
I like this thanks
holybaconbatman
Who is this clown? Implies that the person is a clown, and not even a well known clown.
mentallychallengeaccepted
THIS JUST IN: OP HAVEN'T HEARD A LOT OF INSULTS BEFORE
shhep
Yeah. Most of those are the shit some fedora guy in his basement thinks of.
mentallychallengeaccepted
BUT THEY'RE SOOO SMAAART AND WOULD'VE BEEN SO GOOD THAT ONE TIME THAT I KEEP ON REPLAYING IN MY HEAD OVER AND OVER AGAIN
iHumanity
Rotflol
read ish in hish voish
shakeyourbuddha
What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?
shakeyourbuddha
Tennish.
Iamadelicioussweetpotato12
Am I a window licking crayon eating mouth breather or is there something up with #17?
boxersandbluesbrothers
I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.
Tehsyr
There's something wrong with #17.
theredlego
It's meant to be "This is why people talk about you behind your back." Favorite of mine.
YankeeDoodleFloppyDisk
A little column A, a little column B. But yes, there is something up with it.
OutdoorHuman
way to stick to the theme!
helagos
Someone accidentally a word or two and a couple of letters.
madmaurice
I accidentally the whole bottle. Haha.
Iamadelicioussweetpotato12
Not sure if missing word in your comment is a mistake or deliberate...
helagos
You must be new here...
HD226868
But... but #1 isn't an insult?
DudePlayinADudeDisguisedAsAnotherDude
Of course it is.
FluffyPuddles
At my aunt's wake my uncle said to me "I don't care what your sisters say about you, I think you're pretty great." Did not feel complimented
LifeLessZombies
It is if you say "well bless your heart" before it...
foreveraphone
It asserts that everyone else says bad stuff about you
HD226868
But it also implies that they're wrong?
kidswat
I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you
HD226868
Alright, well played. +1