Aug 29, 2016 4:46 PM
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curlifries18
I work with a manager who loves the sound of his own voice, I send him for table visits for rude customers. They can't get rid of him.
Sweetmadness85
Loooooove this tactic! bloody genius
Somewhatpessimisticallyoptimistic
I just shoot everyone. My friends laugh about it and give me names like the columbine kid.
Artoris
Walk up and ask "How does your meal taste?" throughout their meal.
Aquatomahawk
I thought I was the only one. But it's more like if they make eye contact with em then go up to em
NoDefinitivelyNotARobot
I'm never gonna be rude to you again. Promise!
ImgurLurkerAlsoYourBushes
Now that right there is a good move
BilldeTurlock
I {heart} passive-aggressive!
bry74
Enough posts with this freakin picture! Geez
barnwolf
As long as: Really rude to me != Asking about the drink you ordered 10 minutes ago...
dammittheusernamefakeistaken
This is just a repost from a yr ago that got me 10k upvotes
splooshdangerzone
HarissonLA
Lawful Evil
ToasterPP
IS THIS A FUCKING BOT?
TheWombatStrikesAgain
You know, that sounds passive but is actually aggressive. There should be a word for that. Like nicey-meany or something.
FlyingInABlueDream
"At the restaurant where I work" would have been sufficient and efficient.
moonwalkerkn
at my restaurant it would be like this http://imgur.com/EtAB10e
VonEisen
Its both good customer service and terrifying! All you need to add is Zoidberg to make it perfect!
Blue4Five
Are expectations considered 'rude'? Because the normal levels of service people get in many parts of the country get totally ignored here.
Twigzz
Glaring down servers, giving attitude and getting prissy is definitely rude. That's regardless of your expectations.
tingtingSMASH
I bet you are a fun customer....
TextWampa
That'll definitely get you a great tip from an already angry person!
eclect0
You can't hurt a lost cause.
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ReleaseThePasta
The dreaded 5 stars
PandaPolice24
nardokor
u da real mvp
TheZabadabadoo
fatfury
u reposting slut
theguywhoknowseverythingandnothing
you do know you're talking to a bot right ??
cajuninjun
technically it's a bot and a person, the person behind the bot will comment also
im commenting on a robots post. im calling op a reposting slut. so yah im aware brochacho thanks for the concern
damn the anger is real...
Errtan
That's so much better than spitting in their food. You're forcing them to act nice, and they're gonna know they have a bad time.
wobani
Former server can confirm. But seriously don't be shitty to your server. We will fuck with your food.
seriouslyimhungry
Current server ... Most of us don't fuck with your food. Wtf is wrong with you.
scrumbdle
For the first time in the two years I've been out of food service, you just got me to miss it. The wait staff, we're cool to work with.
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
On days like these, customers like you...
PhiIIipJFry
I've never met a food server that would ever consider actually spitting in someones food.
Snooj
Or maybe they'll just be dicks to everyone.
YeetTheBeet
Then the cycle repeats. For everyone they're a dick to, they earn another round of the entire staff coming to check on them.
largehadroncollisions
Their meal experience will still be ruined
ILikeYourDespair
Spit? I would just shit.
andwiththeclimaxbindthem
Cut a hole in the ceiling and shit into their food
Auran1453
Yelper special
What if they bought white food?
Listen here kiddo. When I shit in someones food I want them to know that I shat there and I'll maintain eye contact. Kapish?
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SomeFuckinDingus
Kapposh
KnockKnockWhosThereJehovahsWitness
Kapoosh*
TheDevilCameDownToGeorgia
I cook the food. You cross a line with my waitresses and I spit and rub my nuts on it. Only had to do it once.
Saustino
Why are people downvoting this????!! This is what happens to your food if you fuck with food service people!!!
LinearAlgebro
then you're a bigger dick than the customer
acliberti
You could act like a professional and have your GM deal with problem customers, instead of being childish and petty.
IAmTheBadW01f
But...what if he's into that?
You shouldnt be in food service if that's OK in your mind. Great way to have the health department cite you and suspend your licence, idiot.
I've worked in food for 7 years and someone has crossed that line once.
I don't know why people are downvoting you. This shit happens on the norm. Don't be a twat to people who prepare your food.
mysticarchives
I knew a guy who pissed in the lobster pot twice a week. I never ate there, and I don't even eat seafood.
That's wrong and nasty.
Cite and suspend my license? I had to take a online food handlers test that took 3 minutes and had all the answers available for me.
The restaurant can lose it purveyors license for violations like that. The fact that you're not Serve Safe certified doesn't surprise me.
curlifries18
I work with a manager who loves the sound of his own voice, I send him for table visits for rude customers. They can't get rid of him.
Sweetmadness85
Loooooove this tactic! bloody genius
Somewhatpessimisticallyoptimistic
I just shoot everyone. My friends laugh about it and give me names like the columbine kid.
Artoris
Walk up and ask "How does your meal taste?" throughout their meal.
Aquatomahawk
I thought I was the only one. But it's more like if they make eye contact with em then go up to em
NoDefinitivelyNotARobot
I'm never gonna be rude to you again. Promise!
ImgurLurkerAlsoYourBushes
Now that right there is a good move
BilldeTurlock
I {heart} passive-aggressive!
bry74
Enough posts with this freakin picture! Geez
barnwolf
As long as: Really rude to me != Asking about the drink you ordered 10 minutes ago...
dammittheusernamefakeistaken
This is just a repost from a yr ago that got me 10k upvotes
splooshdangerzone
HarissonLA
Lawful Evil
ToasterPP
IS THIS A FUCKING BOT?
TheWombatStrikesAgain
You know, that sounds passive but is actually aggressive. There should be a word for that. Like nicey-meany or something.
FlyingInABlueDream
"At the restaurant where I work" would have been sufficient and efficient.
moonwalkerkn
at my restaurant it would be like this http://imgur.com/EtAB10e
VonEisen
Its both good customer service and terrifying! All you need to add is Zoidberg to make it perfect!
Blue4Five
Are expectations considered 'rude'? Because the normal levels of service people get in many parts of the country get totally ignored here.
Twigzz
Glaring down servers, giving attitude and getting prissy is definitely rude. That's regardless of your expectations.
tingtingSMASH
I bet you are a fun customer....
TextWampa
That'll definitely get you a great tip from an already angry person!
eclect0
You can't hurt a lost cause.
[deleted]
[deleted]
ReleaseThePasta
The dreaded 5 stars
PandaPolice24
nardokor
u da real mvp
TheZabadabadoo
fatfury
u reposting slut
theguywhoknowseverythingandnothing
you do know you're talking to a bot right ??
cajuninjun
technically it's a bot and a person, the person behind the bot will comment also
fatfury
im commenting on a robots post. im calling op a reposting slut. so yah im aware brochacho thanks for the concern
theguywhoknowseverythingandnothing
damn the anger is real...
Errtan
That's so much better than spitting in their food. You're forcing them to act nice, and they're gonna know they have a bad time.
wobani
Former server can confirm. But seriously don't be shitty to your server. We will fuck with your food.
seriouslyimhungry
Current server ... Most of us don't fuck with your food. Wtf is wrong with you.
scrumbdle
For the first time in the two years I've been out of food service, you just got me to miss it. The wait staff, we're cool to work with.
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
On days like these, customers like you...
PhiIIipJFry
I've never met a food server that would ever consider actually spitting in someones food.
Snooj
Or maybe they'll just be dicks to everyone.
YeetTheBeet
Then the cycle repeats. For everyone they're a dick to, they earn another round of the entire staff coming to check on them.
largehadroncollisions
Their meal experience will still be ruined
ILikeYourDespair
Spit? I would just shit.
andwiththeclimaxbindthem
Cut a hole in the ceiling and shit into their food
Auran1453
Yelper special
Errtan
What if they bought white food?
ILikeYourDespair
Listen here kiddo. When I shit in someones food I want them to know that I shat there and I'll maintain eye contact. Kapish?
Errtan
SomeFuckinDingus
Kapposh
KnockKnockWhosThereJehovahsWitness
Kapoosh*
TheDevilCameDownToGeorgia
I cook the food. You cross a line with my waitresses and I spit and rub my nuts on it. Only had to do it once.
Saustino
Why are people downvoting this????!! This is what happens to your food if you fuck with food service people!!!
LinearAlgebro
then you're a bigger dick than the customer
acliberti
You could act like a professional and have your GM deal with problem customers, instead of being childish and petty.
IAmTheBadW01f
But...what if he's into that?
acliberti
You shouldnt be in food service if that's OK in your mind. Great way to have the health department cite you and suspend your licence, idiot.
TheDevilCameDownToGeorgia
I've worked in food for 7 years and someone has crossed that line once.
Saustino
I don't know why people are downvoting you. This shit happens on the norm. Don't be a twat to people who prepare your food.
mysticarchives
I knew a guy who pissed in the lobster pot twice a week. I never ate there, and I don't even eat seafood.
TheDevilCameDownToGeorgia
That's wrong and nasty.
Saustino
Cite and suspend my license? I had to take a online food handlers test that took 3 minutes and had all the answers available for me.
acliberti
The restaurant can lose it purveyors license for violations like that. The fact that you're not Serve Safe certified doesn't surprise me.