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At forty you get the face you deserve - Mark Twain
Repost with higher res image thanks to https://imgur.com/user/drhobotron
and new title suggested by https://imgur.com/user/BiggRanger
Maviyakuku
Clay works bitch.
Mazzz96
The face of cake. Pancake makeup, that is.
VikingsAreNinjaPirates
Hey, she looks pretty good for 68... She's 54?!! Does she drink from the wrong grail daily?
Heelcat70
Facial cellulite.
TheSoulessGinger
Stick some candles in there and sing happy birthday.
BlueValentine99
Ah yes, over processed hair and skin like stucco
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
FellaWithUmbrella
Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s plaster.
airbeat218
Maybe it's Maybelline
PTK74
A LOT of plaster.
StunttheRunt
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1OWV4eHRuOHY4Zmx5ZDF0a3pvN3BzMnVodDA4djIzMmhpcnY1aDA3ZiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/dOl2LFw0RbTMc/200w.webp
doctorId
It's funny how often republicans go out of their way to make their outside match their inside
verbeckpaul1960
Her face matches her insane mentality!
sherlockhooves
She looks like a forensic clay reconstruction of a Neanderthal skull.
Birdnose
Is she made of clay by chance?
stevefromdetroit
GuggelPlayer
Euwgh.... that is thic layer of shit on top of shit
chinesemario
He looks like you could use her to deburr square tubing after cutting it with an angle grinder
BronyDanza
https://imgur.com/GinDisf
Gustave13
gonna steal this
KatInTheCorner
Clearly someone who is used to being on camera with a filter but never seen in real life...
FPAlpha
Looks like a Special Effects student trying to learn skin texture techniques and went a bit overboard.
pt2016
It’s a disguise so when he is gone they can go back to their original appearance without anyone recognizing them
DeepThought42
MulleH
Death becomes her...
kimwimgoddess
I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING!!
SunBrolem
I thought this was an oil painting, or like a sculpture made of concrete or some shit, what the fuck
NonstopRampage
Bigotry. I'd rather the face of hate was one of OURS
Because it is morally justified to hate these evil cocksuckers. I'm so sick of the whole concept being outright GIFTED to those pricks, by our side. It does nothing but help push the misguided narrative that we need to tolerate those monsters and try to get along.
nevernotsure
blackelf
Hey, those guys did nothing to deserve the comparison.
Yes, they harvested Organs and killed many: still saits against this NAZI PoS
foxpotate
She looks like one of them forensic face reconstructions come to life after someone tried to make it into a fuck golem.
RacecarIsRacecarBackwards
Although I wish she would, I don't think she is very biodegradable.
crodrigues
Krusty Noem
WigglyBlondeNoodle
She looks like she's trying to audition for the role of mason verger in a new Hannibal movie.
FlyingTigerRose
RacecarIsRacecarBackwards
It looks less realistic than some masks...
What does she look like when she gets up in the morning?
BranDohCalrissian
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1OWMyd2Jldnc1b3hyb3ZzMjdrYnFjdTU1endkZGZ6a21pOTMzejZ5biZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/dOl2LFw0RbTMc/200w.webp
foxpotate
She looks like she got a playdoh™ pussy with that fucking clayface.
Jordan7831
No one knows. They all melt Indiana jones raiders of the lost arc style
J3lek
Jeezus! It's like an oil painting it's so thick and textured. https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bXNpcHJoeWExNmd1dzg4b3JuamZ1b3ptdmR1cXl2cnNhbHlvbzBpZSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/l9FAwJOXYprFe/200w.webp
firlefranz
Like ordering a van Gogh from temu, huh?
judyblue
I've never been all that great at makeup. But I'm a woman in my 40s with combination skin and the NUMBER ONE RULE that any idiot knows is that as you age, less is more. If I caked it on that thick my face would look like the AggroCrag, too.
That face is a CHOICE. She's doing it on PURPOSE.
Marsupialmessiah
What would be the purpose tho? Scare the kids? Cuz she scared me already lol!
SpamYarBlockers
It is a requirement to work in this regime. It is a face put on to suit the taste of one man.
BarnegatLight
If I worked with that many rapists, misogynists and couch-fuckers, I'd make myself unattractive too!
SalmonTheWise
Then why does she camouflage a beige leather sofa?
DeepThought42
blackelf
Punchable? None would want to touch this!
bippityboppitybuttsex
Us liberals can't handle how attractive MAGA women are...
/s
DoEpicStuffVIVibes
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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bayyaarea
Fuck off with this racist ass comment
pareidoliaperson
Lmao just clearance racist towards who?? Abusing someone's desperation IS racist. My comment is about immigrant wives and the hypocrisy of that.
bayyaarea
Racist towards Filipinos. Need a green card? Support their village? Fuck off with that racism. If you need that explained, I don’t know what to say
tafoyGiraffePrincess
Is this real? Or AI or photoshopped? I know she's ugly all the way around.
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
It's real, only with enhanced contrast and sharpness. All the cracks in her spackle and the pores and wrinkles are really there. https://imgur.com/GinDisf.png
Sanivia
its a closeup of a real photo. jsut zoomed in ,no filters. welcome to reality
7heng
well there is some edits : cf. ShadesOfBroccoli's response