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Printer jam? I think not! *Presses print again*
Jan 19, 2018 7:06 AM
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Rossovich
So, what, her uterus was just buffering?
REDxMANTIS
Is she okay???
pleaseuseotherdoor
Snorted at work.
dobroweigh
The same happened in my town! Five children at once! I saw the guy, he was enthusiastic! IDK what would I feel in his place!
BAKEDFRY
deykalmeLow
Oh god noooo
WeirdOneWithaWhip
Pity you can't just give away extra babies like a litter of kittens...at least, not legally.
wingitsuperpooper
That awkward moment when all u wanted was a kid or or two but instead u get a basket ball team plus a backup.
DatSEAsian4ever29
Wow, i can't imagine having to suddenly care for 6 babies when you've went all your life without any!
MyLittleJumpingSpider
"x 6 times" RIP in peace.
CompletelyProfessional
Thie is literally my reoccurring nightmare
GuW69
Just run the ugliest ones in the schredder...
SexyPecksy
Thank you, come again.
EvilEkips
Bananabread?
ArchPigeon
This would be a nightmare for me if I couldn't afford to hire a nanny or something. x___x
visual1
Escape escape escape escape !!!
spartan57
No more seex for now
neil137
damn, she outta toner after this
Pyroheart
“FINE IF YOU INSIST” -god, probably
Sithrak
"Hit Print" is code for sex.
SquirrelGripper
When you hit CTRL+C a million times to make sure.
DigYourselfBaby
tobiasweiss31
so cute
SDM09
“10 PRINT ‘Hello World’” “20 GOTO 10”
digitalutopia
Technically speaking, it's more like: while(numBaby < 6){cout << "Hello World" << endl; numBaby++;}
SDM09
I was trying to use MS basic to get an infinite loop. I know what I’m doing, -ish
digitalutopia
as otherwise, that's an infinite loop.
Afghaniscran
What happened to Monday?
ashipthatshipsshippingships
I wasn't ready for what that movie was throwing at me.
gluecake
I downloaded it from Netflix for a long flight. Ended up being two hours of ‘what? What?? WHAT?!’
YourMom1399
I watched that movie but then I got distracted and did something else so idk what happened the last 20ish minuets of it
StarryNightsInCanada
I was wondering if I should give it a try. Ya?
CaptainKing44
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Nousernameavailableforme
Great movie. If you'll like it you might like the Tv Series called Orphan Black as well.
SeeMyVests
Ya
miniape115
Is "sextuplets" a misprint or is it just what you call twins of six? Seems to perfect
SquirrelGripper
6 children at once... not necessarily twins.
OrcLuck
If there were just two of them they'd be twins regardless of whether or not they were identical. They just have a different brand of twin.
ryukochan
1=singleton, 2=twins, 3=triplets, 4=quadruplets, 5=quintuplets, 6=sextuplets, 7=septuplets, 8=octuplets. >1 can be identical or fraternal.
thenipplegrippler
Why does 6 not follow the prefix pattern? Shouldn't it be hex?
ryukochan
I think it’s probably owing to a historical linguistic distaste for words that relate to witchcraft, but that’s purely a guess on my part.
Yimelaly
And one baby with 8 legs is an octopuslet
ryukochan
I thought that one was just @tinyoctopus’ kids ;)
Thatusernameyoualwaysforget
Hella is now the same as 6. “How Many birds did you see? “Hella birds””
dovebair
Nah, it's just in relation to how many is normal. 6 babies is hella babies. 6 Birds is just normal. 50 Birds? That's hella Birds
ShootYourGooMyDude
Hella hella hella, the number of the beast
catsnroombas
How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hella.
NonConformistFlamingo
*Northern Californians. SoCal people tend to cringe at that word.
Hoptimonium
Hella agree AF.
SilverLullabies
I mean if you consider the fact that it’s normally one or two, then six is a lot
destroyyourself
I am not sure if this is a serious comment but just incase, hella refers to many or a lot. : )
TinyFrog
:)
Hoptimonium
Close, but hella is more of an all purpose intensifier for people who have a limited vocabulary (nothing wrong with that ) "Hella lit AF"
destroyyourself
Actually no because Hella stems from A Hell of A Lot, and Hell of A turned to Hella....so it's just clever slang
Hoptimonium
You're spot on with the origins, but when enough people misuse a word enough times it takes on the meaning of how it is used. See literally.
Cilvaa
17 years??? Some people just won't take a hint that nature doesn't want them reproducing..
safetcup
That’s the American dream
TheGreatWhiteWolf
And as a "fuck you" from mother nature she gives them 6. No sleep and no money for anything other than bills and food. Not even new clothes.
JupitersWitch
A good IVF doctor wouldn't have allowed her to have so many. That's how octo mom happened and many of her kids are mentally disabled.
whatsisname
It depends on the womans age. For women > 40 its common to transfer 5 or 6 embryos hoping to get just one, because the eggs are often dodgy
Flyndaran
Looking at the mom, I think that was high risk of happening anyway.
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Flyndaran
Biological imperative bias is very hard for many to resist or recognize.
whatsisname
It's not that simple.
Th1ng
Likely just invitro fertilisation
ImgurisluvImgurislife
And yet no one has mentioned Phoebe
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BecauseCanadian
Clomid can do this, for example. It is rare, but it happens
Whipawa
What meds? Genuinely curious, not sarcastic or anything. Although that sentence makes it look even more like I am...sorry!!
SunshineGuardian
Well... cheaper for now. Not in the long run.
OliverClothesoff70
I misread that the first time as "invitro infestation" and don't feel like I was completely wrong.
Bloodandpheromones
If so, implanting that many embryos is tantamount to malpractice - the risks to mom and kids are enormous.
Flyndaran
That's why reputable doctors don't implant more than three or four. But more zygotes mean higher chance that at least one will catch.
Th1ng
as I understood it the practice was to implant plently, wait and then reduce...
Bloodandpheromones
That was true when the technology was new, now most clinics won’t do more than two and some only one because the final outcomes are better.
8166uy
Multiple kids at once is seen as a quality indicator for vertility clinics, as in: good clinics don't need overkill to conceive.
VioletMoonRising
You are kidding right? Even the best of the best have horrible success rates, hence multiple attempts at once. To not do so is stupid.
whatsisname
Twins+ are dangerous, so clinics try to simultaneously maximize chance of a single baby while minimizing multiples.
8166uy
Plus with good timing and precise hormone balances you CAN get a good shot, but that is hard to do
8166uy
(almost all triplets and more are due to vertility clinics in rich countries btw)
Monfreid
It's called Fertility by the way.
8166uy
Whatever. English is my fourth language :p
pandajerk
Her fallopian tubes were laying eggs like Oprah gives away cars.
CassandraCat
Mmmh fellllopian, that works
amyrose
It's a "going out of business sale"
Supaji
you get a sperm and you get a sperm and you back there i see you, you get a sperm
flyingtallguy
Or his swimmers had a 6 way tie.
imonewiththeforceandtheforceiswithme
17 years? Nah that’s fertility treatment causing multiples. It’s basically spray and pray that something sticks and it all sticks!
mellino19
you get a baby, and you get a baby, and everyone gets a baabyyyyyy!
Hemelsblauw
This was the reply I was looking for :D
SomethingSomethingTraLaLa
A friend with through IVF, her ovaries were tennis ball sized for just ONE baby...
jimbeamisnotmylover
Is that normal with IVF?
SomethingSomethingTraLaLa
I have no idea. She had so many rounds, her doc didn't seem too worried as it was temporary.
shmekie
That sounds big
GoniMaster
We in the business call this, and I don't mean to be rude....a going out of business sale.
amyrose
Leslie, I need you to be Buddha on quaaludes.
GoniMaster
Thank you for that reply! It really put on a smile on my face.
BigBossTheMSFCommander
With tax?
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TheFatDaddy
Ey its my boy lassann!
SaikyoStyle
Fuck you lassann.