aranjevi
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Me irl
Oct 27, 2016 8:33 PM
aranjevi
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IDoNotBelieveYou
"Hey look at this hilarious picture I took. Let's make a fake phone convo for Karma."
cameltoestedsandwich
Dude clearly isn't interested in the bearded clam.
TrapsAreIllegal
I love her.
AreWeNotDoingPhrasingNow
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/909/991/48c.jpg
YouHadOneGoddamJobMartha
Is it normal to wear makeup in the bath?
Elegant427
Lol.
redwinepuddinpop
Those eyebrows doe
TheGreatAku
If you can't appreciate that, then you don't deserve it.
Chronocases
Couldn't have said it better myself.
ToxicCupcake79
Lol
KainWhisper
Straight up saw the picture and the JAWS theme started playing in my head.
GayForward
I would 100% date her. She seems funny af
xBrightEyed
Guess she's in hot water.
cookiedude
You look like a sloth from Zootopia :D
updoot
@TheClockworkBird ... I've done this SO many times
TheClockworkBird
I actually thought it was you at first...
Ialwaysdownvotereposts
That tub has to be huge though. Like, I wish I could afford one of those.
pappabj0rn
When you're asian, everying is huge. Well, most things around you at least.
techtoronto
RedWingedBlackbirds
*whoa
caliindian26
Who toook the picture??
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
Maldraek
zipfel73m
"wyd" and "send pic" ?!? - what the hell happened to good old flirting, teasing, being sweet and making her smile????
TheresAGermanWordForThat
Wither art thou, fair maiden?
Britich
Bye.. Bye? BYE? FUCKING BYE? No
Britich
I hit return too soon..
Sasuuni
Cause it ain't no lie, baby bye bye bye FUCKING BYE - NSYNC probably
Crossark
I'm not entirely sure this wasn't a "bye" in the way a friend says "bye" to another friend when they do something overtly silly.
FunJokeGoesHere
If you sent me that pic I would have wifed you instantly. That level of goofiness is best.
AgainstMethod
Wifing is typically harder than that. Sorry to disappoint.
madamoizillion
I read that as "send pie." Notice me, send pie.
fitlex
Deliver delicacies
TheBlueMuppet
Produce Pastries.
Drosophilamelanobastard
http://imgur.com/QUpzJu3 new reaction image?
TheWinterTitan
This is amazing
Bellringer26
This will make a fine addition to my collection. *cough*
ZaphodBbx
Let's take a moment to reflect on refraction...
commentsectiontrafficcop
thanks Bill nye!
FilthyRedmond
BILL BILL BILL BILL
BigBoiMcSauccy
BrotherhoodOfTheTaco
Doesn't she look like nemo?
BlueStringsAttached
Refract on reflection
DutchOvenMePlz
I see what you did there.
Bystandr
At the speed of light , thats actually a fairly fleeting moment. (The time it took for the light to reflect)
PoliticalLava
Only if it is past the critical angle.
maintaineyecontact
willsta
Clean your mirror Mr. President...
StrangerDangerish
I was just wondering how my mirrors are cleaner.
SuperFluffyRabbitEater
It's a strange world
FilthyRedmond
Reflraction
getschwiftyatthrifty2
or they're in a serious relationship and shit like this happens all the time. #context
GunnersMateFirstClassPhillipAsshole
Right? That was my thought! Most of my exes would do something like that
himherenowno
This. My bf and i do that kind of thing all the time
NotVeryCleverUsername
The majority of Imgur is too young and too immature to understand this is a joke. Let's just appreciate what others can't.
fyaycr
I love how single guys here always lose their shit
FilthyRedmond
Dammit, where did my shit go?
TheSwedishStag
Haha right?
getschwiftyatthrifty2
I'm single though..
alsoAzrael
Yeah, nobody's stupid enough to write someone off for such an awesome picture, I'm guessing this is a common sort of convo for them.
Silverhearte
Or it's fake convo.
situatedbean
Yeah like something on the internet is gonna be fake.
beeratius
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/562/544/0b4.jpg
alsoAzrael
Maybe, but it's not a fake picture. Either way, everybody's laughing at a guy who either is dating that woman or doesn't exist.
LokiKingOfJotunheim
But what if it is fake?! What if we're all fake! Just digital characters in a video game.
alsoAzrael
I know *I* am. Can't speak for you, though.
cristocanyon
boyfriends typically don't say "send pic"
ILiveUnderARock
Can confirm. I say send pics. Multiple is usually better. Never get any anyway.
getschwiftyatthrifty2
I say get a new partner.
ThatOneGuyPablo
I do. Usually doesn't work, but I get it in person at the end of the day anyways
madddawggg
Why not? Mine does. Cause if I send it, that means he gets to see boobs while he's away.
cristocanyon
not that they don't ask for nudes, just that they don't typically say that exact phrase.
RegularSizedRudeness
You the bf expert? Got a masters in boyfriendium?
communicationbreakdown
Send pic.
HippyMama86
That's some impressive eye liner.
Summersky
#Waterproof
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Iassann
people faking messages to get upvotes?
AppleFoster
I mean.. they don't put it ON to take a bath.. but it's often *still on* when they start their bath... Before it gets washed away..
dmax12
hair wet, 50% of face wet, eye liner legit... I am more wondering how small she is, or how large the tub is.
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AppleFoster
I just use a cloth and wipe it off when I bathe or shower. I don't even think I own any makeup remover tbh.
WaxyNips
His loss. That's a keeper if I ever saw one!
hartmonica
Those boys are not looking for a keeper, they want the opposite, a quick fix.
ElbowDeepInTheElbowDeepBandwagon
I would have laughed my butt off and tried to find a way to return one just as funny.
manjar
Dunno she might be a centre forward mate
AviArts
Pretty seems to outweigh everything in Imgur.
FizzyBacon
Fuck you! So many points for stating the obvious! Kudos for you, yes the ones with mini m&m's!
dwilson0725
I'm not sure what kind of bait would work there...
Lowlsqwid
What team is she on?
TickleHerDonut
Yeah, cause it'll feel so much bigger than it really is.If you know what I mean!
AllTechN9ne
d0o0o0d
Yup. Good hygiene is important.
zflazeda
Did you just assume its gender?
Kagantu
Right?
veesee
So we are all just not going to talk about op's name...?
JohnnyTitelips
Eh?
contrabille
They meant WaxyNips
JohnnyTitelips
Oh.
hippityhoppitywomenareproperty
He was probably looking for a shag not a real relationship
Awesoman66theCactusLord
Aint that the joke?
TheTurducken
jbird84
Yea why by more like marry me
YukonSpud
^ what in the hell does that say? My brain hurts...
JumballWotersun
Yea, why bye*? More like marry me
YukonSpud
You deciphered the code! I couldn't figure that out. Damn logical brain
ireadyouremailz
Curious, but not familiar with western culture imgurian here, what's the origin of "keeper" thing and is there an opposite version?
Engineheart
Keeper and keepnot
DecemberRain18
Westerner here and for real I've got no idea. People say it about potential mates and babies and it's just weird.
outspokencanary
Opposite would be "well there are plenty of fish in the sea". Or something. Probably.
Mathdex
Do you know that Californians say that Newyorkers are the eastern culture? It's all about positioning.
ArcaneConjecture
The idiom implies a fisherman who throws back fish that don't meet his standards. Those he keeps are "keepers".
powderedtoastmanthethird
It means that she has bees, as in beekeeper.. a very attractive trait in the west..
ProfessorMorifarty
It's true, that's also where the phrase, "bee's knees," originated. "She's the bee's knees, she's definitely a keeper."
neutrik
AgentClockworkOrange
Baby Bubbles!
Arr0gantExp3rt7
Ok. I can't think of where this is from. Little rascals?
KoonatchutaSolo
Dennis the menace
SirGentleman
I'm not sure why you got downvoted, but this is the right movie. This is Gunther.
LiterallyYourMom
I dunno, she seems pretty shallow.
DeviIsAdvocate
Get off Imgur, dad
HoliBug
Duude...that's like, literally your mom..you are so gonna get it now!!
DeviIsAdvocate
Omg, don't tell! Pls!
Octavius440
Dad jokwa. Perfect form.
F0xstar
It's literally your mom.
mikeyMN
@LiterallyYourDad in disguise
earlymornin
Now I'm wondering if they've ever met
LiterallyYourMom
Of course we have. We're literally your parents, duh.
mizcs
well, you say that now, but then when you get with her she starts asking for "three fiddy"
MrKibbs
I'd be fine with that
MajikMessiah
Tree fiddy*
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
Can confirm
WaxyNips
Hmm, now that I look closer, she does appear to be about 8 stories tall and a crustacean from the protozoic era...
hiredhobbs
GAWD DAM LAWCH NESS MAWNSTA'!!
PapaJohnsLargePizza
I AINT GIVIN YOU NO TREE FIDDY!!
monkeyjojo629
But I haven't asked for my tree'fiddy yet
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
Nor have I
snapdoodle
Crustacean??
Actualdeadpool
Don't ask.
BoneThatTrombone
Must be new here
powderedtoastmanthethird
Crustasian actually..
Roarbark
Hah!
sulfuratus
Mostly believed to be a plesiosaurus, Nessie would be a member of the Sauropterygia from the Mesozoic era. There isn't even a protozoic era.
tornbetweenscyllaandcovfefe
Although most evidence points to Nessie being a Greenland shark.
sulfuratus
Really? I always thought most evidence points to Nessie being nonexistent. The more you know...
IFitsWhenISits
That's because the actual quote uses Paleozoic era not protozoic...two spelling mistakes, didn't even get it right, and earned almost 300 up
IFitsWhenISits
SMH
sulfuratus
But... but that's incorrect as well. The Paleozoic ranged from the Cambrian to the Permian period, while Plesiosaurus lived in the Jurassic.
IFitsWhenISits
Ack I'm wrong too, its Paleolithic Era.....