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Jun 15, 2017 2:49 PM
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Unchartify
For 8 years or so i have listened to the audio books over and over i love harry potter especially finding out flaws and cleaver links.
ImNachoBoyfriend
Harry did not steal the candy. It got stuck to the cloak. Gosh, y'all come up with the craziest explanations but can't figure that out?!
ShowALK
Those R63'd Harry and Draco are... oof.
evilscooter
What? No mention of Himione in the gender swap version?
CornwindEvil
#16 Wouldn't surprise me if it was something like "Death knows where you are but can't take you", ergo you are invisible more or less.
meresin2718
I just realized I'd have ended up Slytherin, hands down.
griefninja
I've never seen the toast knife as a gif. +1 for that alone!
fetyetbet
I like Harry Potter
kibbypie
You're shooting fish in a barrel with these fandoms... Keep going!
the8thcovenant
Never seen/read HP but I dig Felton on The Flash.
mcdepresso
i would be albus' snake.
Lavie154
#7 RULE 63 OF THE INTERNET
Asteroidrules
More or less.
LittleCrowDude
#22 the person who opened the chamber was a grifondor
ooopieceofcandyy
Draquesha & Goblet of Giggles got you my upvote.
NotAnIroningBoard
Voldy didn't toss Harry out the window bc 1-he intended to make him the last horcrux and 2-voldy liked his magic power too much
CornwindEvil
#12 If you take a rebounded Killing Curse to the face, I don't think you're in a position to throw anything anywhere.
vampirehedgehog
I think they're wondering why he didn't start off by throwing Harry out the window.
abeigor
The toast knife is great, but for the fact that once you started, you'd end up with an entire loaf of toast or waste a piece.
xRAINxOFxBLOODx
You could slice the last piece off with a regular knife and then rub the toast knife over it's back. Still be faster than a toaster.
ShowALK
BUT WHAT WAS THE LINE
srslydude
Asking the real question here.
Kompi
Actually I think Slytherin would pick the lock, and Ravenclaw would find the key (or something equivalent in a smart way)
ThePowerOf42
Because the Ravenclaw symbol is well.. A raven.. And ravens like shiney things
SnitchSeeker
#19 didn't the lollipop just get stuck to his cloak?
IrishCyko
How have I not realised that :o
notacanadianbutilovehockey
Yes, thank you. I was hoping someone would realize this.
GuardsmanMiku
#7 what's Hermione gonna be? Herman?
efraimsdaughter
I think the correct male form would be Hermion. Herman ist Germanic but Hermione is ancient greek.
aPokal
Hermes it seems. https://nameberry.com/babyname/Hermione
Seanslayerofpoon
Hismione
zhaila
Everyone always hurr durrs about Voldy tossing baby Harry but you're forgetting that being a wizard was EVERYTHING to Riddle. Why would 1/2
zhaila
he ever choose to do the 'muggle' thing when he had magic. He would always choose to use magic over anything, even if it was easier not to.
xRAINxOFxBLOODx
Yeah he was arrogant as fuck. He could've won if he sucked it up and did the smart thing. But hey, he wasn't in Ravenclaw...
myotherusernameismyotherusername
Could have wingardium leviosa'd the baby out the window.
DrKriegersClone
#7 female Malfoy is ... That smirking whore from highgarden?
TrollHunterz
G.O.T Queen Margery? idk both are hot. yes I said the cartoon in hot...
DrKriegersClone
Yeah, the cartoon looks very much like Natalie Dormer.
MuFugginFudge
I KNOW, FUCKING RIGHT?!
Maldraek
Dracquel
Radix865
*from slytherin
wackywoohoopizzaman
AnAsOfYetUnidentifiedIndividual
Maybe
MuFugginFudge
no
YuukiAyumu
yes
RummyBehr
The Marauders map shows their feet, the invisibility cloak doesn't cover your feet.
rrlyrae
the map was created by someone in possession of the cloak.
kibbypie
I think this might be the first reasonable explanation I've seen!
RummyBehr
Similarly it could explain why no one noticed Peter Pettigrew, his feet were were usually concealed in Ron's pocket
rrlyrae
i always assumed the map only revealed people you knew. before then, harry had never heard the name.
Spaceballsthelunchbox
Guess we'll see if this penetrates the front page
18yearoldBlackDynamite
phrasing
Drek258
Pastas bred with other types would have similarities to the dominant genes. These are called Penne-traits.
Jowrdan
memesis
https://68.media.tumblr.com/6482145557c13dfbefca2be36e7f39db/tumblr_mfikpqSkRj1r4o7vqo1_400.gif
ebbydebbydoo
http://25.media.tumblr.com/0a819165c3bd06e307e7fd8e20337cda/tumblr_miittrWh2T1qfvikeo1_500.gif
StarvingGarbage
Notagoodenoughreasontousethatgif.gif
Chrisbronk
Well you penetrated that one for everyone else.
TheRadicalizedYouth
Thatonewasntevenrightandyouknowthat.
adjacentengels
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ProfessionalThirstDetector
My favorite part in HP is when Draco moves to Central City and becomes a CSI agent working with the Flash.
srslydude
I'm just glad I get to see him. Tom Felton is gorgeous.
TheSwedishCryptid
he went a bit mad in the start first
NicoloMoretti
You know what... This is the first time i realise that that's him.
JenkHankins
Don't feel too bad. My friend had exactly the same reaction. You are not alone!
JumpedtheGun
I remember seeing him in one of the new Planet of the Apes movies and thinking about how weird it was. Draco was an ass to those monkeys.
aleister94
And still has the philosophers stone
Flyndaran
Never read the books, but the philosopher's stone turns base metals into gold. That seems an odd McGuffin for the series.
GaiusOrpheus
Barry is Harry. Savitar is the Harry Horcrux. Eobard is Voldemort. Oliver Queen is Albus. Oh god my brain.
aleister94
Who is dudley?
srslydude
I expected it at that point. Like fuck it he's still Draco why the fuck not.
aleister94
also because the Julian albert was doctor alchemy in the comics
srslydude
Yeah, but of all the actors they could have chosen, they went with a Harry Potter one. Not complaining in the slightest, but still...
aleister94
yeah, speaking of DC shows did you also find season 5 of arrow disappointing?
cappuccinofrost
Voldemort couldn't pick Harry up as a baby and throw him out the window as the spell backfiring incapacitated him
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ISuperBelieveInYouTadCooper
But then it wouldn't've created a Horcrux, which was the whole point.
AssemblyLanguage
Sadly, it being in England, the idea to pick up a .500 S&W never occurred to anyone... The entire series would have been shorter if in USA
astrangehop
OOh and if brooms are charmable you could have a MAGIC GUN. Recoilless huge handguns! Basilisk venom tipped rounds! Zero Noise silencer!
Mithi
Not merely "incapacitated" but friggin' "disembodied". Weren't it for his Hoarcruxes, Voldemort would have been toast permanently.
ThePowerOf42
Did someone say .. toast .. https://media.giphy.com/media/RoEvlEeM3O0bS/200.gif
ArdentSlacker
Still, imagine if, instead of going "killing curse!" he shook harry like a parkinson's patient with a can of soda and an evil grin.
Mithi
That is the difference between a killer and villain, the latter want their murders to SHOW that they a bad, so nothing but the Killing [1]
ArdentSlacker
It's a BABY. What's not evil about shaking a baby like a can of paint in a hardware store?
Mithi
Curse would have been imaginable to Voldemort as a way to go. [2]
FreakierChicken
He could have killed James and Lilly and just tossed the baby lol
GaiusOrpheus
Riddle Smash!
SillySeal
He wouldn't have been able to touch Harry anyway cuz Lily died for him with love and shit.
NotAnIroningBoard
He was using Harry's death to make the last horcrux, so needed to kill with magic. Plus he was a showoffy big shite of a man
LoTRFanatic42
He didn't intend to make a horcrux out of Harry. He needed to split his soul into 7 pieces and he already had 6 horcruxes plus himself.
NotAnIroningBoard
As he made all his horcruxes with kills of significance, Harry was to be his final step to immortality
NotAnIroningBoard
It's literally in the book, dumbledore theorizes Harry was the last, but he was destroyed and made nagini the final one when he returned.
LoTRFanatic42
Shit, my bad. I guess I have to read them again
Lierofox
#11 I feel like Ravenclaws would, sensibly, knock, Slytherins would pick it, and, well, "Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders."
otakudude909
Slytherins would either bribe or bully someone into giving them the key.
theyar
At the very least, Slytherin and Ravenclaw must be accidentally reversed in this image.
AlphaWHH
Hufflepuffs would just open the door. It was unlocked.
AlaskanZelda
But there's a spell to unlock locked locks?
Akreyeiu
They would probably have found the key hours ago and stood by wondering why people were trying various ways to get into that locked door....
astrangehop
Griffs: Burn the door Huffs: Knock. Ravenclaw: Look for another door. Slytherin: The reason the door is locked.
zhaila
Thank You!!
severalverysmallmangos
Ravenclaw would open it to find out it was never locked
Kylecornsfinger
THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING
IHazAwoken
Yeah I figured ravenclaw would prolly look for the key and slytherin would pick it
AusSpyder
Hufflepuff's would prob just sit on the step waiting for someone to let them in.
Xenolith166
Plot twist: Hufflepuffs are vampires
astrangehop
They were invited even though nobody knows them that well. You can tell they're chill folks.
alekazam13
"Oh, thanks for letting me in. I didn't want to disturb you so I just waited here for a couple of hours. It's no big deal."
HoeBagSupreme
I got Hufflepuff. I'd probably do that.
PolkaNeverDies
Definitely!
Izanami95
What the hell is a hufflepuff?
pewpewpotato
This should have got more points XD
Lierofox
It's like a jigglypuff but with a wand.
GaiusOrpheus
Hufflepuff used Cedric Diggory! It failed!
SabakuNoWaOreNoStandoDa
*died
ThePowerOf42