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Elon Musk thinks about things in retrospect
May 10, 2019 7:33 AM
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Atomsk
Now we wait for an upgrade with Barry White music and steam generators.
DiggyDark
Rule 34 babby
NutterDuck
da hell did he think we would use autopilot for?
HomelessJesus
I feel strange that I saw this video already. I guess I’ll go masturbate again
PuggsInSpace
You're helping his advertising campaign to promote Tesla
Lilawurst
Is Auto-Pilot Club going to be a thing now?
PuggsInSpace
Maybe so
Maaatth
Well that's how rule 34 works.
ride907
That tweet made the video jump to 5.9M views lol
PuggsInSpace
They help advertise each other
AppleShrapnel
Don't worry, Elon- now everyone can see it coming. And the people inside.
BananaSurfer
Another satisfied customer
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disposableairman
Read title. Super disappointed this wasn't a futurama post.
PuggsInSpace
It was my inspiration though if that makes you feel any better.
dantesupertramp
Pretty sure that's a nipple in your screenshot. @ispotnipple
PuggsInSpace
RIP my fake internet points
ISpotNipple
Yuup. Nipple spotted
Ubiyca
Done that in a regular car
IamIanMoone
Free publicity is the best publicity!
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wheeledPhoto
Join the mile long club.
TheMovieGalaxyQuest
Oh hey, I watched that yesterday
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STGxDante
I saw it. Half of auto commercials hint at car sex.... How was this unexpected.
Dumpeldore
I saw this today...
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SomeGuyWhoSaysStuff
I looked up the video & they did have sex in a Tesla, but it has a "this is supposed to seem like amateur porn, but really isn't" feel to it
PuggsInSpace
I mean from the same industry that has girls say I'm 18 looking like they're twice that are we really suprised
JMensch
Shit, isn't that one of the perks of self-driving cars?
AnimeSourcerer
I think it is known, it came up in the movie "Upgrade" as they were in a self driving car.
Bitternesss
That movie was amazing
AnimeSourcerer
It is a shame it isn't as popular as it should be, it really is bad ass. Same with Hardcore Henry
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8Times8Plus5
I watched it a couple days ago, honestly a great video
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mattchew55b
Can you imagine being confident enough in an autonomous vehicle that you can actually relax enough to smash? I don't think I could.
PuggsInSpace
Braver men then you or I
JHawke
Statistics wise these things beat most of my friends when it comes to reliability.
saboten13
He probably arranged the whole video! What better marketing to reduce fear around automation than this?
PuggsInSpace
He was the director
drenix
He was the one filming from the back seat
jherazob
"Filming"
originalWFHhipster
With one hand.
theeAndikrist
Until now, road head and road handjob were all i could receive while driving.
PuggsInSpace
innovation has always been the result of the age old question: "But can it get me off?"
PrinceOfSpace
FUTUUUUUUUREEEEE
PuggsInSpace
https://media.giphy.com/media/vbNWVFTw5RdRe/giphy.gif
BraveBraveSirRobin
Farm kids have been doing this for a while now with auto steer tractors. They just didn't post it to pornhub
PuggsInSpace
Now you've blown their cover
BraveBraveSirRobin
Considering auto steer has been around since 04, kids who were conceived this way are soon going to be doing it. They're already blown.
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shinagami091
I don’t use Twitter. Did he actually tweet this?
JessieJanson
Yes. Hes also the reason i have a twitter account, only way to read them.
PuggsInSpace
He did, I screenshot it from there. You can trust me, a stranger on the internet.
shinagami091
MistressLyda
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1126594529690177536
belovedlover
Wait till he starts selling you zero gravity sex in earth's orbit.
TrikStari
I'm down.
lljkstonefish
Do they match you up with other passengers or what?
PuggsInSpace
Sign me up
BenSnow97
You can even do it on Blue Origin, a few times probably since they give you 4 whole minutes
belovedlover
to be exact, four times.
RackhamTheRed
Wouldn't the lack of gravtiy make things way more complicated?
ilhares
Not really, you just have to be prepared to do more work, because gravity isn't going to assist you.
nonCanadianGoose
The test of any technology is how it can be applied to porn
RackhamTheRed
What about gunpowder? Only for the brave ones?
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
Just to mess with everyone, Pornhub should just snub sex robots. "What? It's cool and all, but we just don't think it's suitable for porn."
Anapollosun
Gaehhn
The fruits of technology are first applied to the military, then sex and medicine.
Scuttlebutte
Why do you think we stopped going to the moon?
apollo1983
Just look at what I did to my neighbor's vacuum cleaner when I was 13.
BronzeLeaguePro
I was going to say something about distributed file systems, then I rememberd PH uses distributed ZFS clusters, and got a boner.
WhatExactlyIs
when a service is free you are the product.
IlCastradore
Linux distro developping
toxicchili
Brings a whole new meaning to a head injury caused by an RTA
Tjitso
A blender?
nonCanadianGoose
Paige no
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ObscureYoutubeReference
secretoaster
Apparently we'll be driving tesla from now on, just like the HD disc vs dvd
9point3x62
There's a cartoon for that. Cell phones started out as big as a brick, got smaller and smaller until they could stream porn, then got bigger
9point3x62
https://imgur.com/ALMObBv
dangerousDoc
The two leading innovators of history are Porn and Defense
NooneAtAllIguess
so... condoms?
Invyggle
The best trick ever pulled was calling it defense instead of war lol.
nonCanadianGoose
Sex and violence
Tarmaccian
Don’t forget crime! You can learn a lot by studying how scams work. Those fuckers are awfully inventive.
lowersmark
That's weirdly true
spiceass9000
Fuck and defend those you fuck
Kabanana
"Defense"
dangerousDoc
A vast majority of the tech to come out of the defense industry is things to make things more convenient. Followed by food science and body>
dangerousDoc
Armor
SavagePatchKids
The power of fighting and fucking
Demogorgon12
One will make you ready for the other. Perfect harmony as the people of Dawn know
Noughmad
The four F's: fighting, feeding, fleeing, and mating.
hamper10
fornicating?
robotwhatsit
It's got 5.6mill views
asnakeman
Guilty....
LosChimpos
5600001 now.
FaoySamfs
5600002
HeyLookItsHitler
5600005, if watching it separate times counts
VoidofLostKnowledge
Musk makes up a good portion of them
skincancerisfun
damianleb
Im doing my part!
FatmanSaul
I'm 3 of them.
Freddo2501
I have it on loop.
Hapsdinersdumpsterfire
In 1 minute segments?
FatmanSaul
What am I? A superhero?! Don't be silly, ain't nobody can go a full minute.
HellborneHatred
All within one minute.
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alpacasaurusrex
It’s pretty hot so.. I bean flicked to it. No shame.
DosequisAlexx
Sauce?
alpacasaurusrex
The video or the bean flicking? I didn’t record me. Lol just google the video title.
DosequisAlexx
Oh no, I can Google.
alpacasaurusrex
Yea just google the title!
Bojovnik84
You. Definitely you flicking the bean.
alpacasaurusrex
Only for $$.
Rifneno
JessieJanson
Thats not cool. Musks workers are anti union since the union abandoned them so their previous employer could fire them all rather then 1/2
Rifneno
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/sep/10/tesla-workers-union-elon-musk
JessieJanson
That website is anti tesla and those people were fired for not being safe and for missing work, that is a one sided hit piece. All of 1/2
JessieJanson
the related articles are entirely negative. Not one bit of positive information? that should be vary obviously suspect.
Rifneno
Yeah yeah, everything that says anything bad about Trump 2.0 is "anti tesla." I don't want to hear it, cultist.
JessieJanson
all workers at different plants taking a pay cut so they could all keep their jobs. They have every right to hate the union and they are 2/3
JessieJanson
the ones who refused to join. Musk can do *nothing* to prevent them from going union if they want, if he tried he would be sued for 3/4
JessieJanson
violating the law. They simply need enough signatures to hold a vote, and enough votes to turn union. They cant even get enough 4/5
JessieJanson
signatures to hold a vote. Musks factory is also one of the safest with 2 ER doctors on staff at all times in case of injury, largest 5/6