Anybody want some chips?

Feb 16, 2026 4:08 AM

Huor

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(or crisps, if that's the way you swing)

but now there is a ~40 sec difference in cooking time. surely that makes a difference in the chips...right?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let me say this just once: PEEL THE FRACKING POTATOES FIRST YOU BARBARIANS!!!!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 10

That wall bracket is putting in a decent shift.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Crisps

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Unmute if you like jazz

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Some people can't understand how fucked up it would be to have one of these things right next to your bed, and I am one of those people.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It'd be un-American or British NOT to have a deep fryer next to the bed.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

hand-cranked mini-gun that shoots chips.

1 month ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Directly into my mouth

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Now build an airplane around it.

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I always thought that after the potatoes are sliced, they are washed to remove much of the starch to prevent the chips from getting overcooked.

1 month ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 2

You can't just 'wash off the starch'. Potatoes are 20% dry matter by weight on average (the rest is liquid), and like 60% of that dry weight is starch. If you washed off the starch, assuming that's even possible, you would be left with almost no potato. Same thing with people talking about rinsing the starch off rice except in that case it's 100% dry weight and like 80%+ starch. You're just rinsing off lose particulate material that can gum up and get sticky.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It is done mostly to prevent gunk buildup in the oil of deep fryers, but if you have some sort of working filtration system, not simply one for name sake to pass food safety inspections, then it is not as much of a problem. Also, washing/blanching sliced potatoes before cooking them removes any micronutrients they may have, giving you a more bland chip, unless you spice season and rock salt it afterwards

1 month ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 2

not to mention that this is so slow that the first chips will be burnt to shit by the time the last ones are cooked

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

You wanna dry them as well if you want kettle style and also water and oil make a sometimes dangerous mix.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yes it keeps the potato from darkening too much too fast. If you want to make it even easier wash them in a salt bath. The salt will cause the potato to leech water into the solution (osmosis) and make for a crunchier chip. it also seasons the chip with salt before hand (little bit anyway).

1 month ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I saw one of these at a tag sale and the guy didn't know what it was the only wanted three dollars for the damn thing and it was seem to be working perfectly. I only knew what it was because my uncle had a farm and he grew potatoes by the acre

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

the best kind

1 month ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I'm a Gibbles chip lover!

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hell yes. Bring it!

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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BUT YES

1 month ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

*Butt?

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