Dec 6, 2022 3:31 PM
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knbnb
Dr Cox did it best with Brendan Fraser on Scrubs.
ToSisPoS
But the truth would disqualify the dare.
lilmookieesquire
What did the adopted daughter do to get ousted from the BnB tho?
FishHiggins
Excellent
AlmightyElephant
Makes me think of this https://youtu.be/uPVcxy1zreA
DoctorSniffles
The friend that dared them totally knew.
HerrBisch
I bet the speeches at the wedding were a hoot.
DrKonrad
They are fine so long as they said "no homo" after everything they did during 14 years
PinkyTheUnicorn2
Please tell me it's called "Twin Oaks", and the flooring is mahogany.
AnythingMuchShorter
Sounds from their bedroom: *pat pat pat pat pat* (simultaneously) "no homo, no homo, no homo..."
EmptyHouseBurglar
There's a Mr Show sketch about this. "I'll marry your stupid ass" https://youtu.be/Q_IYrltqYrU
unpunnyfuns
this gay chicken will chop your onions: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMa-vjwwK_4
SCP1504
A classic.
Agracuta
@BotDrawA goku fighting the Eiffel Tower
BotDrawA
@Agracuta Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "Magical goku fighting the Eiffel Tower in the st
@Agracuta Here's your drawing of a "goku fighting the Eiffel Tower"
Zemalucoh
Find cool that we're at a point in history that we can just steal a sketch from Mr. Show and people share it like it's something new.
https://youtu.be/Q_IYrltqYrU
MooseInSunset
https://youtu.be/iMa-vjwwK_4 reminds me of this!
4noku
Sadly, it's not all true. OP is bisexual, and the gay chicken part did happen, though.
NomDeImguerre
Follow-up was that that they did date for a while in high school, until they couldn't handle the anti-gay bullying anymore & broke up.
Now married to a wife, with kids, but he appreciated the support there is now, which was sorely lacking in his day.
SlutAtNight
I made a national celebrity lick my toilet seat
sickofmkingnames350
I think there was a Mr. Show sketch about this too.
fourthJumper
Yup. Guy ripped them off here!
XF1013
Yep! NSFW: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_IYrltqYrU
IamNotJustaMemer
wow, the "happy anniversary" bit has been cropped out
Howdoesonehuman
One time in HS, a girl dared me to try and stick her foot up my... yeah. She was a hot goth girl and I was in the closet, scared lol
(I said no thanks lol and didn't come out of the closet until years later, but wish I could go back in time and tell young me that the>
OhNoDontTouch
what size were her feet?
Idk she was tiny. I got scared and said no lol
nervousness I felt around other girls was cuz I'm gay as hell)
dogfavoriter
They should really include their adopted daughter in the running of the bed and breakfast...
drcookieninja
She might not be gay, how can you be sure she can run the B&B well?
Gaelwyn
I thought it said she was “out” but maybe that’s a typo.
GilligansIslandWasAnInsideJob
@BotDrawA octopus in medieval armor fighting a grizzly bear in a scuba suit
@GilligansIslandWasAnInsideJob Here's your drawing of a "octopus in medieval armor fighting a grizzly bea
gobblinal
I think the AI fell a little bit apart on this one. The art is fantastic, but ....
Valiant efforts, can see what it was trying to do
@GilligansIslandWasAnInsideJob Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "Demogorgon in Giant Quagga
@BotDrawA octopus fighting a bear
@GilligansIslandWasAnInsideJob Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "octopus fighting a bear by
@GilligansIslandWasAnInsideJob Here's your drawing of a "octopus fighting a bear"
ridureyu
Things that were manly and masculine in Ancient Greece: Small penises, having sex with men.
mithiwithi
Specifically pitching. Catching was not manly.
That’s why catching was reserved for boys.
Silkyninja1
YouMakeMeWantToBeABetterMan
Sure
funone77
giganticroboticpenguin
It's a missile, at warp 9...
petresun
Whos not hot for Spock. Everybody wants that Martian peener.
FeralGhoulash
That’s Vulcan peener, you expired tub of sour cream!
jennym123
Fun Fact: The term 'Slash Fiction' is believed to have originated with the fanfic story "Kirk/Spock".
wpfp976
Exactly what I was looking for.
FletchJW
Brendan Fraser King of Gay Chicken
gablestout
Obligatory: The Whale premiers in theaters this Friday!
AdmiralJohn
"Where do you think we are?"
Thekindofkindlyman
squillis
burningeagle
+1 but also
arbitrarium
?
FloodingWaters
Vermont?
John C. McGinley's reaction to that comment is some of the finest damn acting you will ever see.
edmundo47
Dammit man, it's a fun gif, don't ruin it!!
Thesaya
Last time I saw this I posted Kratos and.. the other dude from Manly Guys doing Manly things. I was so sad when that storyline ended.
CelestialSea
The last time I heard this I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur and broke my stone underwear.
sinnerrwinners
Manly guys doing manly things made me think of the song soccer practice
cornbreadthief
go to the locker room, do some weight training
I love you
HomoSumHumaniAMeNihilAlienumPuto
Kratos and Leonidas from 300,
thedudeman519
Who doesn't love tea candles
Heisanevilgenius
Gay Chicken in Sparta sounds so pointless. It's like Kryptonians playing Russian Roulette.
nopo
Remember everyone, the Spartan men were so gay their wives had to dress up as men to get their huspands to sleep with them.
Swordbian
All of ancient Greek history was just a competition over who's gay army was the gayest. It is unsurprising the sacred band won.
SpotlightStealer
Mgdmt would have had a field day with dad of war
ironplos
I felt like ragnarok kratos had graduated comanders training
Their last few comics were about that! https://thepunchlineismachismo.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/2018-04-23.jpg
ExplodingRobotColon
Remembered what happened to his wench and brat in the original trilogy
arikelrecords2000
What happened? They're fine, right? Right?
yifin
Yes. They went to a farm upstate. There's plenty of open land for them to run around being safe in. Nothing bad will ever happen.
Oh thank goodness!
LoopStricken
Thankyou for explaining the joke.
AeonQuasars
Ah a wild manlyguysdoingmanlythings pops out. Love it.
ODSTsRule
Man, havent checked on it since start of 2019. Hope the author put more of that stuff out! Also Mega Lobster rules.
NapoleonTrousersnakeBonaparte
VaultGirl69
Great, now I want a cigar. Look what you did.
knbnb
Dr Cox did it best with Brendan Fraser on Scrubs.
ToSisPoS
But the truth would disqualify the dare.
lilmookieesquire
What did the adopted daughter do to get ousted from the BnB tho?
FishHiggins
Excellent
AlmightyElephant
Makes me think of this https://youtu.be/uPVcxy1zreA
DoctorSniffles
The friend that dared them totally knew.
HerrBisch
I bet the speeches at the wedding were a hoot.
DrKonrad
They are fine so long as they said "no homo" after everything they did during 14 years
PinkyTheUnicorn2
Please tell me it's called "Twin Oaks", and the flooring is mahogany.
AnythingMuchShorter
Sounds from their bedroom: *pat pat pat pat pat* (simultaneously) "no homo, no homo, no homo..."
EmptyHouseBurglar
There's a Mr Show sketch about this. "I'll marry your stupid ass" https://youtu.be/Q_IYrltqYrU
unpunnyfuns
this gay chicken will chop your onions: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMa-vjwwK_4
SCP1504
A classic.
Agracuta
@BotDrawA goku fighting the Eiffel Tower
BotDrawA
@Agracuta Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "Magical goku fighting the Eiffel Tower in the st
BotDrawA
@Agracuta Here's your drawing of a "goku fighting the Eiffel Tower"
Zemalucoh
Find cool that we're at a point in history that we can just steal a sketch from Mr. Show and people share it like it's something new.
Zemalucoh
https://youtu.be/Q_IYrltqYrU
MooseInSunset
https://youtu.be/iMa-vjwwK_4 reminds me of this!
4noku
Sadly, it's not all true. OP is bisexual, and the gay chicken part did happen, though.
NomDeImguerre
Follow-up was that that they did date for a while in high school, until they couldn't handle the anti-gay bullying anymore & broke up.
NomDeImguerre
Now married to a wife, with kids, but he appreciated the support there is now, which was sorely lacking in his day.
SlutAtNight
I made a national celebrity lick my toilet seat
sickofmkingnames350
I think there was a Mr. Show sketch about this too.
fourthJumper
Yup. Guy ripped them off here!
XF1013
Yep! NSFW: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_IYrltqYrU
IamNotJustaMemer
wow, the "happy anniversary" bit has been cropped out
Howdoesonehuman
One time in HS, a girl dared me to try and stick her foot up my... yeah. She was a hot goth girl and I was in the closet, scared lol
Howdoesonehuman
(I said no thanks lol and didn't come out of the closet until years later, but wish I could go back in time and tell young me that the>
OhNoDontTouch
what size were her feet?
Howdoesonehuman
Idk she was tiny. I got scared and said no lol
Howdoesonehuman
nervousness I felt around other girls was cuz I'm gay as hell)
dogfavoriter
They should really include their adopted daughter in the running of the bed and breakfast...
drcookieninja
She might not be gay, how can you be sure she can run the B&B well?
Gaelwyn
I thought it said she was “out” but maybe that’s a typo.
GilligansIslandWasAnInsideJob
@BotDrawA octopus in medieval armor fighting a grizzly bear in a scuba suit
BotDrawA
@GilligansIslandWasAnInsideJob Here's your drawing of a "octopus in medieval armor fighting a grizzly bea
gobblinal
I think the AI fell a little bit apart on this one. The art is fantastic, but ....
GilligansIslandWasAnInsideJob
Valiant efforts, can see what it was trying to do
BotDrawA
@GilligansIslandWasAnInsideJob Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "Demogorgon in Giant Quagga
GilligansIslandWasAnInsideJob
@BotDrawA octopus fighting a bear
BotDrawA
@GilligansIslandWasAnInsideJob Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "octopus fighting a bear by
BotDrawA
@GilligansIslandWasAnInsideJob Here's your drawing of a "octopus fighting a bear"
ridureyu
Things that were manly and masculine in Ancient Greece: Small penises, having sex with men.
mithiwithi
Specifically pitching. Catching was not manly.
ridureyu
That’s why catching was reserved for boys.
Silkyninja1
YouMakeMeWantToBeABetterMan
Sure
funone77
giganticroboticpenguin
It's a missile, at warp 9...
petresun
Whos not hot for Spock. Everybody wants that Martian peener.
FeralGhoulash
That’s Vulcan peener, you expired tub of sour cream!
jennym123
Fun Fact: The term 'Slash Fiction' is believed to have originated with the fanfic story "Kirk/Spock".
wpfp976
knbnb
Exactly what I was looking for.
FletchJW
Brendan Fraser King of Gay Chicken
gablestout
Obligatory: The Whale premiers in theaters this Friday!
AdmiralJohn
"Where do you think we are?"
Thekindofkindlyman
squillis
burningeagle
+1 but also
arbitrarium
?
FloodingWaters
Vermont?
knbnb
John C. McGinley's reaction to that comment is some of the finest damn acting you will ever see.
edmundo47
Dammit man, it's a fun gif, don't ruin it!!
Thesaya
Last time I saw this I posted Kratos and.. the other dude from Manly Guys doing Manly things. I was so sad when that storyline ended.
CelestialSea
The last time I heard this I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur and broke my stone underwear.
sinnerrwinners
Manly guys doing manly things made me think of the song soccer practice
cornbreadthief
go to the locker room, do some weight training
sinnerrwinners
I love you
HomoSumHumaniAMeNihilAlienumPuto
Kratos and Leonidas from 300,
thedudeman519
Who doesn't love tea candles
Heisanevilgenius
Gay Chicken in Sparta sounds so pointless. It's like Kryptonians playing Russian Roulette.
nopo
Remember everyone, the Spartan men were so gay their wives had to dress up as men to get their huspands to sleep with them.
Swordbian
All of ancient Greek history was just a competition over who's gay army was the gayest. It is unsurprising the sacred band won.
SpotlightStealer
Mgdmt would have had a field day with dad of war
ironplos
I felt like ragnarok kratos had graduated comanders training
Thesaya
Their last few comics were about that! https://thepunchlineismachismo.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/2018-04-23.jpg
ExplodingRobotColon
Remembered what happened to his wench and brat in the original trilogy
arikelrecords2000
What happened? They're fine, right? Right?
yifin
Yes. They went to a farm upstate. There's plenty of open land for them to run around being safe in. Nothing bad will ever happen.
arikelrecords2000
Oh thank goodness!
LoopStricken
Thankyou for explaining the joke.
AeonQuasars
Ah a wild manlyguysdoingmanlythings pops out. Love it.
ODSTsRule
Man, havent checked on it since start of 2019. Hope the author put more of that stuff out! Also Mega Lobster rules.
NapoleonTrousersnakeBonaparte
VaultGirl69
Great, now I want a cigar. Look what you did.