thepizzacatparty
85447
945
21
Not my video but this is absolutely wild
Jul 13, 2023 7:28 PM
thepizzacatparty
85447
945
21
Not my video but this is absolutely wild
SilkyAvenger
All I would do is make this situation worse. " clearly like me more than you " and so on
tellyourcatisaidpspspsps
TechnicallyTrueIGuess
The cat knows the cool people to hang out with
NightOwlRally
Is it any wonder why the cat doesn't want to stay with them <.<
LurkMasterP
"you're unreasonable people" seems to be a common complaint from people who are largely irrational and don't get their way
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
I mean to start with, don't let your cats roam free outside.
CrumBum42069
My neighbor's cat comes into my yard sometimes, I say hello and give her a pet and eventually she wanders back home. Don't let your cat out if you don't want them to meet people
FellaWithUmbrella
Try this:
kodamarama
These people are nuts but also keep your cats indoors, walk them on a harness for added enrichment because unlike what most people think they don't just do nothing and need exercise. They are apex predators, highly invasive and capable of wiping out native species not to mention they like hunting/killing for fun too. Awesome animals that deserve respect, these people do not lol
apepi
House cats are mid level predators. Apex means they don't have predators. Cats absolutely are prey animals to larger animals.
JadeMcLeod
xpl0sion
The real MVP here đ
NatesSauceLab
That poor wife is so gaslit sheâs trying to find a way to support her husband.
Commander5AM
If you don't want your cat going into your neighbours garden, keep it inside or catproof your garden so it can't get out, it's not hard. If anything it's probably like my neighbours cats, they come to our house for some peace and fukkin quiet. The neighbours are aware and are ok with this as long as they return in the evening before they lock up.
ahorseelbowdeepinme
What was the resolution here?
Kbantar
My childhood cat adopted us by leaving her abusive human family. I'm suspicious of people whose cat avoids.
Snohomey
Switcheroo - "keep your fucking cat out of my garden".
Lillymeows
Only reason you can be mad about other people attending to your cat is if they are feeding it. Otherwise you are just jealous that the cat choose someone else
JanCicvarek
Haha. Yes i had cat owner as neighbour doing same thing and once i seen they starved their cat. I was gone to war with them over that cat. Even though i do not like cats at all
dellyx12
I need closure
LazerHawkAttack
Maaaybe a nuclear holocaust is the way?
Yupurineutah
I'm praying for tidal waves. Learn to swim, see you down in Arizona Bay.
DaSauceSeeker
May we all feel the warm embrace of Atom's Glow
DePhyler
Turn it around. Complain to the owner that his cat keeps coming into your yard. Tell the owner to say, "Mercury come home and get out of their yard" while making come here gestures.
SleepyHollowAppleTree
fightingwithmyself
Unpopular opinion: if I was a cop and had to deal with people like this all the time, I too might be prone to violence.
Melonfish
I'd be in jail already from just getting annoyed and shooting people in the foot.
pooFIinger
FlavorFinger
Ya its almost like specially trained social workers should handle calls like these...
SnackMasterRanger
I'm not a cop, but I am a park ranger and when shit like this happens it's the highlight of my day.
16bitStarbuck
Uh, so in your mind cops have a perfectly good reason for the generally abusive behavior?
SmellingMistake
Yeah, cat perverts piss me off so much!
ahorseelbowdeepinme
I'm not saying I agree with it, I'm just saying I get it
MrHappySmiles
You sir, are SUS!
MrHappySmiles
Donât think I missed that tattoo..
widiwi
Their cat is sick & tired of their shit.
eddbrowne
Many mericans need adult supervision.
HardDoseOfReality
Sad but true
metalrulercid
That's what I thought too. I'd have just told the guy even your cat can't stand your dumb inbred ass. "we'll let the police figure it out", yeah dude, they'll sit the cat down and explain to it that he shouldn't go where the crazy person doesn't want him to go. What an absolute idiot.
CelestialSea
Cats are very good judges of character.
Immgoohr
My theory is still: Lead poisoning... and many parts of the US are affected.
StrangerRangerDanger
to add to that: we used to think milk made you healthy and smarter, but modern research says not really. however, calcium blocks the absorption of lead. they say to give kids milk or cheese before going into city gardens because of the lead in the soil. Milk doesn't make you smarter, it just makes you less likely to absorb lead.
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
PirateRubberDuck
Calcium, phosphorus and Iron all help reduce lead absorption according to health advice based on research from 25 years ago. Vitamin C is associated too as it is important in Iron absorption. Useful information to know and it explains why lead poisoning was a bigger problem for low income families who struggled to have a good diet.
freakdiablo
He does seem old enough to be around when leaded gas was a thing.
FlyYouFLCL
He's 25.
iananimated
Florida 25
SarcasticComment
the boomer gen is unique in their prone to anger/hostle sensitivity
StrangePaegan
All that leaded gas prior to unleaded. Apparently also why they had so many serial killers as well.
19ElJefe59
Shut the fuck up!
SarcasticComment
Eat your lead paint.
19ElJefe59
Is that all you got? You didn't get the joke did you. I guess my natural intelligence and education more than made up for what little lead I got exposed to.
SarcasticComment
really all I need with the lead everything you came across to the point you are still in an old man rage about this days later. let it go boomer.
SarcasticComment
you'll run out of leaded gas soon and join the residue left in the dirt.
MeekrabJones
I have the same issue, minus the shitty neighbors' argument. My neighbor's cat is constantly in my yard and shits everywhere. I have to do periodic sweeps to clean it up, otherwise my dog tries to eat it and risks getting sick. I've tried talking to him about it. His response? "Build a fence." First off, I don't have the money for one. Second, YOU have a fence and it doesn't stop your cat from leaving. Why would me having one be any different?
19ElJefe59
We had a dogs who would eat the cat shit right out of the litter box. And then come up to lick my face! Disgusting!
SirHonytawk
Why would your dog tell you to build a fence?
Commander5AM
Tell your neighbour to put netting at a 45 degree angle around his fence, it's a good deterrent to cats because they look up, see that hanging above them and think "Oh shit I can't jump up there". There are other ways but this is the easiest one.
MeekrabJones
That's the problem: he sees it as my issue and not his so he won't do anything to change it.
19ElJefe59
Aren't people just awful!
Commander5AM
It's his cat and thus it's his issue. If he's not willing to fix the problem then call animal control.
MeekrabJones
Unless the cat is actively in my yard, they said they won't do anything about it. It sneaks around and shits when I'm not there or bolts as soon as I see it.
19ElJefe59
I have an old pair of sandals I wear when I go out in the yard. Neighbor's cat has shit the consistency of pudding that can be smelled twenty feet away. I refuse to spend 45 minutes cleaning cat shit off my good shoes. The sandals can be sprayed off with the hose.
TinaTheWonderBra
I would make this situation worse with my smartassed nature. âMercury told me youâre a giant cunt and doesnât want to live with you any longer.â
swatz
I would too, but i'd keep an eye out, they're either on something or unstable, or just shitbirds. I know shitbirds, they'll start messing with your stuff and feel justified.
TheMaXX37
TinaTheWonderBra
Iâm not calling you a cunt, Iâm just quoting the cat.
nobleImaginationWrecker
"honestly, I was as surprised as you that he would say that!"
LespritDeLescalier22
He doesnât understand hand signals or English, BUT he DID say you two are cunts.
LoudBirb
Just pull the ol' switcheroo and start yelling at them for sending their cat into your yard to spy on you.
mrshihtzu
SirHonytawk
Just make sure to made the hand gestures when you do it, they know cats don't speak.
koolahsama
Knowing myself..... I would buy hundreds of $ of first-grade freshly fished salmon tuna caviar
koolahsama
and leave them all over my garden
3rdoption
It's situations like this that convince me human beings are fundamentally stupid and insane.
Snooj
And makes me so grateful for every neighbor I've ever had.
ThrowAwayAcct0000
I wish this kind of stuff wouldn't get posted to imgur. I don't like reminders of how stupid/awful some people are unless I can do something about it (like vote out politicians). This stuff just makes me mad/sad with no way to mitigate it.
softbrickofironfeathers
seems more like there were some sort of drugs involved
OmegaYeti
"Imagine how stupid the average person is, then realize half of people are more stupid than that" -George Carlin.
MileysVirus
The irony being this guy kinda looks like him.
Vatafeo
I know right, bloody cat perverts are everywhere these days
Onda6g
That's why I'm here for a good time, not a long time
HardDoseOfReality
You're today years old when you found that out huh?
putcleverusernamehere
Somebody left the door to Pandora's box open, and we ain't never getting them back in the box
WTFantastico
I'm not fully convinced this isn't a situation akin to assuming humans are fundamentally selfish and greedy because we're only able to witness people's personalities under capitalism. I think there's a good chance that we've simply created an environment that routinely drives people insane through stress and aggravation and conditions them into developing maladaptive coping mechanisms rather than mental illness being innate to our species.
Sticklebrickk
Needy and greedy
violentdosage
I had my suspicions when I was younger, but it is indeed this dire.
SnepInTime
I'm sorry. I hope that you grew smarter with age.
archon325
While teetering on the edge of fascism is not the best time to start doubting democracy, I think that Plato might have been onto something when he said we should be ruled by Philosopher Kings. I look at all the ways the world has unraveled in my lifetime, and I can't help but think it's because the people in power AND many of the voters are essentially children. They lack knowledge, they lack critical thinking, they lack the awareness of those shortcomings. Most of all they lack maturity.
19ElJefe59
Stop sniffing.
epithymetic
A picture from the last lecture of 2006 at my college:
19ElJefe59
Nietzsche for President!
archon325
We know it would be stupid to give children an equal say in the family's decisions, because children don't know what's best for them. Why then do we let people who don't know what's best for them vote in our society? Children choose to eat candy for supper and stay up past their bedtime. They want instant gratification, they don't think about long term consequences. The reason we can't deal with global warming or pandemics is because the children get a vote. The adults need to take back control.
archon325
And what do children want more than to get rid of the adults so that they can have their way all the time? That's essentially what fascism is. If the adults can't maintain control, fascism is basically the inevitable endpoint of democracy.
19ElJefe59
Actually, children are happier if there are adults to set limits.
epithymetic
Except that, politically, everyone thinks theyâre the rational adult and everyone on the other side is the unreasonable child.
archon325
We have one side that is somewhat normal, and another that is electing people that think Jews are starting forest fires with space lasers. If we can't make the distinction between which group is actually right, we are screwed.
thinkybrainpains
neighbors lured my cat into their house with food, locked him in and then told me i neglect him because I have a full time job. my cat loved visiting many neighbors and everyone was in an uproar over the situation. But in the end, Sylvester decided and preferred the cat nappers with their 8 different kinds of wet food. what can you do?
EricPisch
Steal my furbaby? Castle docterine
DarkBusterBaron
Call the cops they literally stole your cat.
sleestacks
My cat Basil used to roam to the next door neighbors house to visit her cat âLady Penelopeâ - and the neighbor would put out faintly little plates of tuna on bone china for them every day. It was a completely secret life.
19ElJefe59
My border collie Harry used to go visit a couple of bitches down the street.
thinkybrainpains
19ElJefe59
The two bitches were confined by one of those electronic perimeters that gave them a shock through collars they wore. The gate to their backyard was left open. So Harry could go in and visit them. One of the bitches was pretty aggressive. She chewed up the dog next door who was jealous of Harry's visits and climbed the fence to get in the bitches' yard. The bitches' owner, a very attractive blonde, marveled at how her dogs would allow Harry in there yard.
thinkybrainpains
The cat nappers showed me photo albums and his was in their photos of family times at thanksgiving, christmas, a kid's birthday party, and 4th of July! 8 years of taking care of him and he was like: "Well, it's not ME it's YOU. I'm out." and moved one street away. I can't blame him. I would have moved in with them too. I made up a name tag with their address and got him all his shots up to date and dropped him off. They loved him so much how can I hate them?
DarkBusterBaron
Because they stole your cat.
justatinyduck
Now wanna talk about how cats are property? Iam also keen on your view on ducks.