ThatOneGuyWhoIsAlwaysRepostingShitPosts
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Feb 27, 2018 5:06 AM
ThatOneGuyWhoIsAlwaysRepostingShitPosts
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ReallyNotKEVIN
But is it house trained ?
TheCrusher78
Curious, does the cow wait to go outside, or does it just poop on the floor?
myfriendsaresodepressed
So that's why the Americans have these huge houses.
ColoradoCattleCo
Nice floor. I hope you like shit.
Bentleyboys
Is no one going to say something positive about this? You have an adorable giant cowpupper and thats great, and floors are replaceable
Syko73
When's the barbecue?
trinisense
One of these things is not like the udder !
ColoradoCattleCo
Your cow has better manners than your dog.
nojustsayitdont
No wonder the lady wears boots.
Pokegeologist
Now we can't eat it. It thinks it's family. ; ;
Ijustwantquiet
Does it like jerky treats too?
bostarr
rescued cow??
DefenderOfDog
well it is a moo dog
dhand1242
Hits 900 lbs and become steak and hamburger meat
Cattsass
Try to house break one of these bad boys. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhVcKri3wgs
Bytencoder
She likes to Move It Move it!
BulkSausage
Who shit on the carpet? Well it's a 5 pounder soooo...
WittyAsian
The pun in the title is udderly ridiculous.......hold the door I'm leaving with you @op
gavr1loo
HODOOOOOR! Im getting out with you guys!
faunakate
I veal there's people about to milk these puns until the cows come home. Some of them will be tripe and some will be prime A grade.
00crispybacon00
Every day I feel just a little bit worse about eating meat. Not enough to stop, though.
00crispybacon00
Not until they finally make a perfect substitute for bacon... As in, probably never.
EmilinRose
source or it didn't happen
corgiteehee
not sure why but it's so irritating when media tells me what something is supposed to be. it's cute, not hilarious, stop trying to force it
NineColonels100
Cows are extremely loving and social animals.
smashsouls
Cows just poop where-ever...
Element002
So, is it housetrained? Or does it piss/shit wherever?
superseriouscomments
Why do you think she is wearing boots in the house?
Smayds
It's a ruminant. So much piss and shit all over the house. Literal lakes and mountains of the stuff.
amagiciannamedgob
WANT HOUSE COW
beerlizard12
Probably eat all three.
hssndtam
I'm in shock from your joke, I can't even utter a word.
YeahDaddySpinOnMyAss
Hard wood floors and hooves. Tiny dog claws are bad, I can’t even imagine that
DavidAndrews
Once the cow got to be a certain size they built it a cow condo and moved it outside.
StevenFarmer
"Bossie?" *BAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAM*
VulpineEmpress
The dog nails would do more damage than soft bovine hooves. https://extension.psu.edu/prevention-and-control-of-foot-problems-in-dairy-cows
YeahDaddySpinOnMyAss
How high are you? Dogs are like 40 lbs, a cow is like 600!? Your floors would be fucked.
YeahDaddySpinOnMyAss
I googled how much they weigh and bulls can weigh more than my Yaris. So fuck so far off with that logic.
Talamander
Nah mate, depends. If that’s engineered hard wood on slab foundation, no issues from dog or cow. Or your Yaris.
YeahDaddySpinOnMyAss
I’ll wheels spin and how my cow buck on your floors and we’ll see how nice those floors are. Covered in rubber and poop.
VulpineEmpress
You're so focused on bullshit that it's affecting your grammar...might wanna switch to the "special" plants and chill.
FreddyBarnsniffer
Those hooves on the floor
hoffie
Just like your mom
ftsdoc
Glad to see I am not the only one to think that. We must be old
OrdoXenosAgent
All I can think whenever I see a cow or a horse on a hardwood floor.
VulpineEmpress
Hooves are no worse than dogs' nails.
OverlordEd
No, but the animal is much heavier than a dog too
VulpineEmpress
But hooves are softer than nails. That's why horses need to be shoed, and cows often have problems directly tied to damage to their hooves.
OverlordEd
No kidding? I had no idea. I think if thats the case then id rather have horses on my wood than dogs
onecowboytoo
I don't think you should be putting your wood in horses or dogs.
VulpineEmpress
Hoof details and overview of potential health issues: https://extension.psu.edu/prevention-and-control-of-foot-problems-in-dairy-cows