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They don't teach that in med school
Feb 8, 2020 7:28 PM
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TheSt1gsCousin
Flash backs to the ol'e minecraft days with that dog
swanlon
#1 is too perfect to be real but I live in hope
shyriath
MR BUBZ
PrincessBride1
I'm sorry but that dog! Hilarious.
NinjaCongo
#6 https://imgur.com/58pfmbv
Barjack
#2 is indeed a very stupid thing you found on your phone
TherealNotSid
#7 God I love that movie. Kung Pow: Enter the Fist if you're wondering.
TheHaloFollower
Of all the gifs upu dont post the one with great quality sound. I'm disappointed, OP.
AdamGenesis
#6 That's an impressive comb-over.
Rifneno
"Doctors are taunt not to cure people they can cure" Your title undersells it, this is highly concentrated retardium.
Sunflower681
#5 bibbity bobbity boom
UglyHorribleGrouchyOldMan
SteadyRedRanger
I’m sorry, #8 had me laughing a while
feren
#9 is freaking me-owt.
ruferto
cats are liquid. it is known
admiralawesome4213
Miyazaki kitty!
afahrlig
I feel like this is relevant somehow. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SecZ8sfXFFE
afahrlig
Make sure to turn on subtitles!
CrossBetween
#6 made me laugh more than anything in the past month!
YourMotherApproves
The last part got me hard. The sad look of being caught and then one last GRAAAAWR
kt1982mt
#2 is a frightening thought for me, I'm hoping that it isn't accurate!
Barkinsons
It's not, an unsuccessful treatment is not good for business
BrockEffingSamson
No, it's standard anti-vaxxer BS.
Excludos
Well the image did its job: It's meant to create unnecessary and unfounded fear. No, it isn't accurate.
onecowboytoo
#8 you have the crappy version.
Meridoch
I need the full version!
onecowboytoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRlQiNAA7sY
Quetzal4U
There was an insane asylum that declared everyone who died under their care as “cured”
PotatoForScale
Technically correct. The best kind of correct.
Martellus
Can’t be sick if you’re dead, i guess
Quetzal4U
Learned that from this podcast: https://99percentinvisible.org/episode/the-kirkbride-plan/
Rumpocalypse
#2 is bullshit. One of our top metrics is how quickly we can get folks out of the hospital.
ManicMDMechanic
Not to mention the penalty for 30-day readmits.
NdotGreeze
People really have this idea in their head that all scientists and physicians are just trying to keep people sick. Distrust in the experts..
NobodyWorthThinkingAbout
They tend to confuse the doctors with the pharma companies, who very much do have a vested interest in keeping you ill so you buy drugs.
Barkinsons
It's the core narrative of a huge quack&esotherics industry. In the end they just want you to buy into their shit
Rumpocalypse
That don't like anyone acting like they know more than them. If I can't understand it it must be fake news.
NdotGreeze
All other reason aside. The doctor who doesnt cure anyone doesnt get promoted. Neither does the scientist who makes no breakthroughs.
lulapalooza
Nobody is gonna pay that hefty medical bill if they dint get cured
ATravellinOwl
Additionally, even if you wanted t believe that all doctor's were motivated by profit and nothing else you'd make more money from a person-
ATravellinOwl
Over a lifetime than you would if they die Young from something that could have been cured. Elderly care is where the money's at, yo
NdotGreeze
Hence why the "all other reasons aside". I doubt many MD's are in it for the profit. No scientist are because the money isnt great.Trust me.
Innoculo
I went to school with one who’s sole goal was to make as much money as he could in medicine. Only one I met like that tho.
SoupCanMan
Herbalife and Essential Oils seen laughing on top of thier pyramids. Yeah, thos doctors just want your money.
GoblinOfPoliticalSuccubus
Almost poetic.