Mom.... no.

Jun 13, 2020 5:57 AM

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I had to ask her not to come to my house but she’s still insisting on vacationing in my area despite my objections.

shoot her in the leg

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Say: No mom!! All my life i've been put on with shi...oh sorry.

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Don't worry. I gotchu

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yell at eachother on opposite sides of a window like responsible adults

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Report her for bioterrorism. Jk. Yeah no don’t let her visit. And then get you sick?!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Please call the hotel she stays at and warn them. Your mother is a selfish nit wit. Is she a narcissist? Jeez.

5 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 1

You don’t have to open your door

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I had to tell my mom no too, she isnt happy. It was her bday. I live in a hotspot, In not taking the chance.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If only there were words to say "no"..

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Your mom’s either stubborn or toxic and doesn’t care. Either way be firm and don’t apologize for telling her no.

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

My mom is trying to surprise me with a visit from the whole family so I feel ya.

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Call the CDC on Karen!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#OutKarenKaren

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Just tell them that your work has a strict policy to self-isolate for 14 days if they visit, but you don't have enough sick leave.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Maybe it's because she wasn't born here, but my 75 year old mom has done none of that shit. She u/s why she can't visit and wears a mask.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Go vacationing in her area! What a twist that would be!

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

My mother was going to let my aunt and uncle from Florida come stay with her. She was a nurse and is in freaking chemotherapy. I stopped it.

5 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

My sister flew her family from CA to FL to visit my parents. My mom guilt tripped me about visiting at the same time. No, ma, come on.)

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Also, my dad is sick with a mystery illness that isn’t covid...like he needs any more germs around.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My parents want me to visit them, i work in the healthcare industry and I'd have to take a plane, so no , not for now mom

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I feel horrible telling my parents that we're not going to visit them, but Zoom is going to have to be enough for now.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

If she insist then fine- but don’t let her stay with you and lock her out, don’t don’t meet up.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Go for the guilt angle. Mom if you come here you could pass the virus on to me and my family, are you ok with that risk?

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

She clearly is.

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

May be your last chance.. jussayin.

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User name checks out...

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well that's a dickheaded thing to say to someone...jussayin

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Not really. Maybe you could meet outside, wear masks, and stay ten feet away the entire time and just talk.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

My mom doesn’t practice physical distancing and has been trying to guilt trip me into family get togethers for months. No. Just no.

5 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

We just did mom's birthday party on Zoom w/ abt 16 people. It was nothing short of awesome seeing all those relatives from afar! Recommend!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is 100% my mom as well. As if my answer is going to change each week!

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5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same. We have a new niece, and the whole family (who has visited together) keeps trying to get us to go meet her! During a pandemic! ?‍♀️

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My mom in law is in ducking healthcare and was all about the keeping distance at first, but after like three months shes insisting on

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Visiting. but i dont wanna get her infected obvs, and hubs think im overreacting. Ugh.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I ve done this so many times, am I sick?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You are killing me, I swear. (with laughter)

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

These "virtual Youtubers" are so ... cringy.

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Shit id already have used that bad boy, need to pay some overdraft fees or somethin.

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I've had to tell my grandparents every fucking time we talked that its probably not a good time to visit. Give it a minute

5 years ago | Likes 137 Dislikes 1

My mother in law could give 5 fucks less and she babysits our kids. Lets them see family and her friends. I rely on her to get hours at work

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Really annoyed right now.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same. My kids 1st birthday is coming up and they all want to know when the party is. I want a party but not during all this shit

5 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Do what my wife and I did for our daughters' 2nd birthday. "it'll be next year, she'll have two parties in a row and get 2 cakes"

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I have to tell my mom that too, but she has dementia, so....

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Awe :( I'm sorry, that sucks.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The fuck is it about COVID that people exposed to it feel the need to travel?

5 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 1

If you play Plague Inc, the Neurax Worm has a mutation that will cause the infected to want to travel. Sounds uncannily familiar.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think it's people afraid that they have no control in their lives, so doing anything they're told to confirms that in their own mind

5 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Covid is actually cordyceps cosplaying as a virus.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe it’s like one of those mind control parasites that alters behavior to help spread it. Oooo new conspiracy!

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

So it's a neurax worm?!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

YEAH! I just commented this on a different strand of this thread. I love that game!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

NOPE. We can revisit this after you’ve quarantined for 14 days

5 years ago | Likes 402 Dislikes 2

Good way to handle. Even then, masks are required and she stays at a hotel.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Masks and 6ft distancing. It's a both, not an either/or.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is waiting 7 days and testing negative enough now? Or I'd it 14 days either way?

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

14 days from when you came in contact with a confirmed case. If you get symptoms get a test done..if positive it's 7 days from 1st symptom

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

A WILD PANDA HAS BEEN SPOTTED

5 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

WHY ARE YOU SEARCHING FOR US!?

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Because they need you to make more babies

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

LET ME EAT MY BAMBOO IN PIECE CUBS ARE ANNOYING

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But they're so cute when they sneeze!

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