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tenthousandwinters
Tennessee, so, cigarettes and diabetes?
howimetyourauntrobin2
.... I live in Florida and I don't know that I feel safe answering
UnicornSausage
Traffic crashes as someone makes a left turn from the far right lane at the last second.
NedGentz
New Mexico - smells like rasting green chiles.
TheLastNarwhalicorn
And pinon
TeamSpicyTacos
I miss this smell like something awful
Jackrabbitry
And Meth?
Imalwaysready
Noevilgifs
You know when it rains for a moment and it kicks up the dust but doesnt actually wet anything? Thats how arizona smells
byronape
When I was in Phoenix for 2 weeks to take a Honeywell Automation course, the whole area smelled like burnt coffee.
Noevilgifs
Thats spunds like central city
stevelepastis
Petrichor
Craftbeergirl520
That is a beautiful and highly accurate description
SeasonedCitizen
Pizza and hot dogs. Sometimes weed. Illinois baby!
efelliot
Pssshhh “pizza” ?? -from NYC
bedframe
How can you taste yours with the entire place smelling like hot trash juice half the year? ? - from Chicago
efelliot
And pee!
TheCaptain00
From bottom up; dipshit, pigshit, bullshit, cowshit, hotdogs/fried chicken/weed, city slime, and as you get toward WI the stench of bad beer
Arenlor
Pennsylvania, so we can claim Hershey and ignore everything else.
OptimisticMisanthrope
Just don't get anywhere near Centralia.
Ferrous
We just going to ignore all the manure in amish country?
Windowsux86
Don't forget Steel mills and cheese stakes, or in my case pretzels and potato chips with occasional craft beer.
Medoria
Agreed.
coffeebaby
Can't count how many times someone has asked "did you fart?" on the NJTP
tomatoboy
Our dog sniff-checks his butt. “I don’t remember farting, but…”
enothankyou
Green Chile and piñon
efelliot
OMG, Santa Fe smells soooo amazing!
Ondradactyl
I love new mexico
Shaows
Old Bay
qtRaven
evil66gurl
Maryland? Maryland.
vladimirtheliberator
I love that there are only two words needed.
CyborgScribe
This one had me actually chuckle audibly
Iliekbirbs
Hi fellow MAryland! :D
tomatoboy
Shaows
zenmaster11
nopost
T3sl4co1l
Shaows
Please tell me those are real
mintakka
I hope so - PETA really walked into that one
idklolwut12
and Natty Bohs
allcattywampus
Remember when the inner harbor smelled like cinnamon? McCormick Spice remembers
Palenimbuswhite
Yes!! Salisbury native here
HolyForkingShirtBars
Oh fuck me.... so. How is the 'Bury?
Goldmarble
I'm from. B.C. Canada. It smells like weed. Or pulp mills, or forest. Currently living in Alberta. Oil and diesel exhaust.
teddybonkerrs
As someone from BC I’d say it smells like weed and fish/the ocean here.
pmod94
As an Albertan, I can relate the second half of this, tho BC for me smells like warm pine forests lolll
Grandolddrummer
Corn and hogs.
Dahliaisahedgehog
Illinois!
TheCaptain00
Nah, no mention of politicians, hot dogs, or deep dish.
Itsalwaysbeen
Don't forget Casey's Pizza.
MerlintheRogue
Iowa?
szepasszony
or Kansas, or Nebraska...
MerlintheRogue
Iowa has the most hogs of any state, so that’s what I was betting on.
Grandolddrummer
Ding ding ding!
coffeebaby
Detroit smells like weed everywhere. We're still in that freshly legal recreational honeymoon phase.
UnicornSausage
I was driving through some small town, two dispensaries. Rural MI likes to get stoned I guess.
WhistlePig
Hell yeah we do! It makes things better
DaytonFox
Corn and meth NE
AdventuresofTonto
And dirt
epicfail88
You forgot the cows. So many cows.
DaytonFox
Yes cows
d0o0o0d
Washington State? Hopefully not the Tacoma Aroma.
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
Oh man...hopefully not Seattle on the off season
thisismysociallife
Ahhh pulp mills smells like money stinky stinky money
atrielienz
Probably. I hope.
UserMCP
FREEDOM, GUNPOWDER, AND BARBEQUE!
T3sl4co1l
Oklahoma! /s
MyCatIsMissingAnEar
Texas.
Btch128
Bourbon and horse shit
Tigersterne
But I repeat myself
youlovemeyouhateme
I see you Kentucky! I was going to post this exact phrase.
rustythecyborg
I'm Californian, so lavender essential oils
blamiesnotfree
That is so not what California would smell like. It would be like a mound of human feces, fresh cedar, weed, and choya flowers.
OddlyPacific
Wine and strawberries here
wolfspirit21
I'm upset that no one has mentioned tacos or burritos in reply to this
UnicornSausage
California has 15 different smell zones.
californiadrought
Apparently California will smell like computer components or almonds as those are the biggest contributions from this state besides taxes
WoofBastard
Fun fact, all agriculture in CA represents 2% of state GDP.
muchusernamesoplanetwow
SMOKE. Wildfires in the summer. Prescribed burns as soon as it rains. 365 smoke
Isibis
Or smoke.
Jonmbram
Ocean salt. Smoke. Surf wax. Wine. Life is good brah.
echonite
Don't forget all the shit in San fran.
wanjeonhanwalwal
It's more like piss but whatever.
dudeloveall
Dude, it's weed and forest fires with a hint of salt air
jshann
Don't forget the gorgeous aroma of car exhaust
AnxiaTeaDD
I feel like these smells best sum up the entire state. I put down orange blossoms and dairies from the area I’m from. But weed and fires are
AnxiaTeaDD
definetly smells from all over CA, and then of course the state is well known for its beaches.
Quizz25S
Haha. Lavender. Sweet summer child.
rustythecyborg
Dude.
Saro87
California smell depends on area. Could be meth, could be weed, could be human shit. We still have the best state.
AnxiaTeaDD
I live in the central CA area which is heavily agricultural. So orange blossoms and diaries are smells I connect with in this area.
feyrismeow
I used to live in the valley. This is pretty accurate.
thetinyhousepanther
Ocean, grapes/wine down here!
Saro87
Sacramento smells like we are a day trip away from whatever we want to smell.
FredGarvinMP
I smell the ocean.
Candyside
Socal. Weed, suntan lotion, and way too much designer imposter perfume
CyborgScribe
Do you live near LA or Santa Cruz?
Candyside
Yes
LeSethX
The weed smell is pungent, probably that.
P0Z1LL4
Don’t forget cow shit on I 5!
SwtSwtJane
Cowschwitz. :(
hockeyandmotorcycles
I call the second, smaller one (closer to LA than SF) “Da-cow”
ohfudgecicles
No one who has ever smelled thar will forget it.
Midgarmerc
Hey man some parts smell like surf bum and avocado
thetinyhousepanther
Like PB
MadeYouLookAgain
Best? Y’all have been falling behind and that bullshit sticker that is wasteful and comes on everything? “Known to the state of CA to……”
Saro87
We have our problems I agree. But if you want it, California has it. If you don't want it, yeah we got that too.
MadeYouLookAgain
Colorado is getting way ahead of y’all. Oregon too.
BestUsernameICouldThinkOf
Lutefisk
nonfamousperson
Disagree, no one actually eats that. It’s a myth we tell children so they aren’t bad. I vote for tater tot hotdish
blackmetalcoyote
Minnesota?
BestUsernameICouldThinkOf
MyCatIsMissingAnEar
Tell me you're from MN without telling me you're from MN. lol
MadMontyMN
Not tatertot hot dish?
FireSolvesProblems
tarptastic
Lutefisk, lutefisk! Lefse, lefse! Are we gonna beat them? Ya, sure, you betcha!
tarptastic
Sorry, that’s the first thing that pops into my head when I hear “lutefisk.” ?
MyCatIsMissingAnEar
I love lefse. And rømmegrøt. Lutefisk can burn in a ditch though.
RevolutionOnHerLips
When I first moved to MN, a woman at work brought lefse as a "dessert" for a potluck. I'd grown accustomed to them in Norway - loved them
RevolutionOnHerLips
instead of hot dog buns, for example. This woman tried to pass off potato bread as a dessert, which I'd never encountered in Scandinavia
tarptastic
Interesting. I’ve always had it served to me with butter and sugar as a dessert. It’s like a Christmas “treat” around here.
RevolutionOnHerLips
If you don't mind, how do you eat it? Like.. rolled up like a crepe, knife fork? Handheld?
batteryforeverlow
I live in FL and it smells like meth and chlamydia.
darkhalfbreed
I would have gone with "Oranges" and maybe sea salt, but definitely Oranges
grlwithnoname
This made me honestly lol! & my condolences to you.
TheCaptain00
Lakeland or Gainsville?
batteryforeverlow
Tampa
JustaSimplePlumber
Massachusetts here, apple cider, cranberries, and baked beans. In reality? The entire state smells like Dunkin’ Donuts.
IAmButASimpleMemeFarmer
Chowdah and Dunkies
designmajor
I was gonna say the crisp morning breeze of autumn foliage, cranberry bogs, and Nantucket Sound. However, yours is much more exact. ?
ralphie84
Unless its low tide
RagtimeRaver
That low tide smell competing with Dunkins is quite the experience.
justuschickens
Came here to say I've experienced Glosta at low tide and it was quite... memorable.
joot
Nah, Massachusetts smells like seafood.
RagtimeRaver
I've always associated Maine with the smell of seafood.
joot
I think more than one coastal state can smell like seafood. And maybe one smells more like scallops & the other more like lobster and cod.
RagtimeRaver
You are probably right. All seafood smells the same to me though.
deannaisaberry
CT-MA-RI have little pockets of New England Foliage in the otherwise pervasive scent of Dunkin
2hands
tacos, weed & sunblock
comacomacomacomachameleon
Austin?
2hands
Southern California
comacomacomacomachameleon
same thing
thetinyhousepanther
California!
2hands
ding ding ding we have a winner
nekozuki077
Arizona.
2hands
close - Southern California
rocklemycockle
New Mexico? Does anyone actually live there?
ChareAndFlaff
I do. I feel like green chile needs to be on New Mexico's smell list.
OddDash
Green chile roasting season would be the state smell.
2hands
Southern California
Gonstackk
Here in Ohio it is meth and pig sh*t.
squirreltactics
Pretty sure that's Iowa
MyOwnPrivateOhio
I re(pre)sent that remark.
ilovepommes
With a hint of corn and chili
UnicornSausage
https://www.reddit.com/r/MethWithoutCommunism/
Tungstenspheresagainstsnails
I need the context of the name. Also just wild.
UnicornSausage
Fuck if I know. I have never done Meth or Communism or without Communism.
SalmySwims
Alaska: Pine trees and ocean....and copious amounts of weed
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SalmySwims
Aw. I love the smell of rain on moss that's around SE AK. It's so cozy.
grlwithnoname
mak10z
Florida smells like Swamp Crotch... and the map should reflect this.
redheadedrobot
America's Wang! "We prefer Sunshine state."
RagtimeRaver
SWFL smells like alcoholic swamp ass.
RandomInternetAsshole
Three-day-old stink dick and swass
RandomInternetAsshole
With the vinegar death balls too
imgursample
I was going to say the less politically correct, swamp ass.
szepasszony
North Carolina smells like vinegar based BBQ
nomorehate
And chicken shit.
nemocares
Judging by all the manure ponds you see if you go into google maps and zoom in on basically any random spot in the state...
ArchMagos
I was gonna suggest Pine tar, since that's what gives Tarheels their name.
UnicornSausage
Love BBQ but love that KC style. Vinegar doesn't work for me.
szepasszony
I really tried to give it a go when I lived in NC, I just couldn't get into it.
SNAPN2ASLIMMJIM
And cigarettes
szepasszony
True
GarmBlack
Probably coffee and weed? Maybe pine?
CaptSchmidtGaming
its colorado.
EnterTheMongoose
Colorado.
SindarElla
Less coffee, more cows
moldybiscuit
Plenty of great coffee in Colorado
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
Weed and cedar. Though I feel like that's almost the entire western coast of North America lmao
needmorecuteanimals
Pine and weed for washington, sriracha and weed for Cali, weed and weed for oregon. Done.
TripUpStairs
Mmm WA?
AeonsShadow
This but with apples too for me.
breadandcoffee
Washington
euphoricopportunity
Alaska.
grlwithnoname
Vermont?
TheOriginalAmberRose
Must be Michigan!
DionysianMask
Oh definitely pine. More forest than weed farms
Saro87
Washington
thecollective01
Not Tacoma, that's for sure
redheadedrobot
Ah, the Aroma of Tacoma!
ThaWhiteRanger
Nah, we smell like Smoked Salmon, Wet Earth, and Dick's Deluxe
gablestout
Nothing like heading into Seattle to get a big bag of Dick's!
ThaWhiteRanger
buttabuttabutt
WA food scene sucks so bad it needs a highly mediocre burger chain to be its thing.
Kehy
You keep thinking that, I'll just take the Korean BBQ
buttabuttabutt
Arirang in Lynnwood is legit
archimboldi
It’s a nostalgia thing. The food is alright
Mongicane
Western Wa, sure. Don’t forget apples, cattle, and rotting trump signs out East.
stoicgoof
I see you <3
chefchris357
Hey! It's not nice to be so.... accurate. Central WA has a distinct potato smell to it.
ThaWhiteRanger
Fucking good
BlueStamp
No, we definitely smell like weed. I wish it was smoked salmon, but it’s 100% weed.
archimboldi
And a bit of pee
criticalmassdriver
The Olympia area smells like weed coffee wet earth the Puget sound and I-5 exhaust.
frischcode
I live in Georgia, I'm going on out on a limb and saying
Wikipedo
You know, I could eat a peach for hours
MisterBrahanovich
Millions of peaches, peaches for me
BenjyX55
Peaches come from a can.
ElbowDeepInUserSub
Holy Shit-Peaches do not sound very good.
LordNoKids
Silly, don’t they know peaches come from a can?
innoxiosmors
They were put there by a man.
ChernoGamma
Smells like traffic and roadwork
ImGwenWest
I live in Georgia, and a scratch and sniff would just be pollen.
Waitihavesomething4this
You clearly don’t live near chicken farm Georgia bc that’s the absolute fuckin worst
walkingonmoonbeams
Georgia smells like the kitchen floor of Waffle House
frischcode
This confuses me, all of Waffle House smells like the kitchen floor of Waffle House.
T3NM1DG3TS
That struck me in such a visceral way, and you’re so absolutely correct.
Pegaxs
“Holy shit peaches” is very different from “Holy shit! Peaches.”
DrMissAnonymous
My partner is born American, Georgia, and I call him my Georgia Peach… and then I gobble his whole Declaration of Independence, his Hancock
Eurisko91
frischcode
Button Gwinnett signed the Declaration of Independence on behalf of Georgia. I live in Gwinnett county.
DrMissAnonymous
Mine was purely pun related, but this is good information for my next dick gobbling joke.
frischcode
DrMissAnonymous
Feel like he’d be proud, Canada and America…………. Coming together.
pianobutt
And gun powder
Iputthebestinbestiality
That's rather expensive? Almost $9 per kg. Considering its not going through a chain of sellers b4 the fresh produce isle of some shop
Nonna2
Georgia smells like boiled peanuts and racism.
KnifeKnut
Nope, South Carolina grows more.
DongleDingler
Gaffney SC's water tower will make sure you know it too
demolitionlover09
Towering over that Fatz cafe
tomatoboy
(For those outside the US, the joke is because the part of NJ most people from outside the state smell passing through smells like farts)
DrMissAnonymous
Gross, bro
USSBigBooty
On the bridge from AC back to Philly? Fuck you better believe it. Shit clouds of ass stank rolling up your nose from 100° F asphalt.
FuckThemIfTheyCantTakeAJoke
Same as Rotorua then
thatwoodguy
Dead bodies
lamoinejeff
Ahhh New Jersey. The armpit of the USA...
PimpinKen
Gary, Indiana is the same way. Always hated passing through there. It's the armpit of the Midwest.
OptimisticMisanthrope
They call it the garden state, but they never said what was planted in that garden. I'm going to guess it's corpse flowers.
SacrificialClam
By the shore, it mostly smells like moldy sea water and dead fish
WitchIrkalla
HEY NOW! My whole family is from NJ and that part in particular. How DARE you be.... 100% accurate. It smells like a bidet on fire.
IHateYouMyselfAndEveryone
Bidets do not smell, though.
TA2019
Have you tried washing -the inside- of your butt before? Because it'll smell after that
tychog99
Well that's what an anal douche is for, not a bidet
mintybeeth
Have you tried lighting one on fire?
IHateYouMyselfAndEveryone
I have not. I will concede.
WitchIrkalla
You have never met my uncle after TGI Fridays.
bundleofwoodensticks
<3 Elizabeth
Jaxxmar
Small world, me too!
QuickGoogleSearch
Down in south jersey is marshlands gallore. And it smells awful, but its a very important ecosystem!
QWAS2123
I like to think it’s because it’s the entrance to Staten Island and not really because of Jersey …
LoreLord
Nah. I live in South Carolina, near marshland. Marshes just smell like ass and rot.
tobodoc
It’s not. Union, Essex and Hudson Counties are very smelly.
QuickGoogleSearch
Cape May too! It's the marshlands and they are a very important ecosystem we protect at all costs to our noses!
zmaysonet17
Its literally methane in the wetlands..
HeraldOfTheBadger
We have oil refineries built along the most major highways
HeartsAndStars
I'm from Jersey but left years ago when my family moved. Is it still the case that NJ smells because we used to take in NYs garbage for $?
tomatoboy
The landfill smell has improved markedly since I was a child, so maybe not. There used to be a combined garbage and fart smell. Now mostly…
tomatoboy
…fart.
TheStreetForce
Now the garbage goes thru on trains to somewhere in PA i think.
walnutbreath
It's a small area near the refineries and wetlands. The rest of the state is fine.
harleybarley120
Come to the northern part of NJ, it’s mostly farmland, lakes, and forests. I promise it doesnt smell as bad as the busier parts (as long as>
QWAS2123
SKYLANDS Motha Fuckas!!!
worldrecordstudios
Yeah I grew up in an awesome area of nj but I see what people mean when you travel to the parts that most people see outside of NY & philly
demolitionlover09
I played disc golf in Mahwah and it was beautiful
harleybarley120
tomatoboy
Oh, I’ve been, I agree.
ywmqm
The parts that smell like shit aren't so bad, got it.
harleybarley120
Exactly!
Billis75
As a California guy, my year living in NJ was interesting. It was a lot more green than I thought it would be (and I lived on Passaic river)
harleybarley120
We got some good hiking and stuff in north Jersey too. We basically consider south Jersey a whole other state.
drezrale
It still is just worse New York.
Ristari
You guys can't drive in north jersey though. I'd drive in NYC again before north jersey.
harleybarley120
Its out of staters that cant handle our driving style. Get outta the left lane if you’re under the speed limit, that lane is for crime only!
tomatoboy
(Rather specifically, it’s the area around from about Linden up through the Meadowlands. It’s sort of a fart, rotten egg smell variously…
TheStreetForce
Dont forget the power plant in newark. Woof.
DarthDrizzt42
That's where all the refineries are, and yeah it smells like shit
tomatoboy
…attributed to wetlands, industry, and now closed landfills.)
HasteTheFool
So, fartctories?
tomatoboy
(Most of the state smells fine, but the stinky part is off I-95/NJ Turnpike—the main north south highway on the east coast—and near both…
tomatoboy
…Newark Liberty International Airport, one of the busiest in the US, and NYC)
ColonelCasual
Sulphur, Oklahoma has a similar problem. I'll give you three guesses as to why.
theworldcouldbeflat
You seriously use the New York City abbreviation when talking about New Jersey. It's a different state, and it's definitely not Connecticut.
tomatoboy
(So it’s a part of NJ that’s highly traversed)