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Apr 23, 2023 7:04 PM
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kamosey
Doctor: "So how did you get the weed stuck in your penis again, officer?"
neilwatkinsfromaccounting
No but Dirty Mike and the boys may find it
justherefortheconfession
Plot twist: Cop sticks his tongue in the fleshlight and finds the dope
Alfadorfox
They search actual pussy, do you think for one second they'll cringe from this?
CyclopticColleague
GarmBlack
That will definitely be one of the first places they look. They got gloves and have touched far worse.
Mxlespxles
And on purpose
Exyr
Just put your drugs in a lockbox they need a warrant to search a locked box.
WynnCreek
Just put your drugs in your butt like a normal person
fleetmind
Lol, "locked Box" and "Pocket Pussy". Write your own joke folks!
hightechpirate
Fun fact: this also includes your trunk
Melonfish
Put it in a pocket pussy, in a lock box, inside a bag filled with human hair
peterbozeman
Really?
JustADayTripper
probably varies heavily from state to state. It's the US so i wouldn't be surprised if there are some county judges that accept 'i thought i smelled weed' to give a fast-tracked warrant on the phone.
Frostycopper
No
Exyr
Yes be it glove box or safe if it's locked they can't use probably cause to search it. They have to get a search warrant.
Frostycopper
This is incorrect. https://www.ojp.gov/ncjrs/virtual-library/abstracts/container-searches-without-search-warrants#:~:text=A%20Terry%20search%20may%20extend,is%20concealed%20within%20the%20vehicle.
Exyr
Containers may be searched where their incriminating contents are visible or party visible to the naked eye. hpws a locked box gonna have visible contraband?
Frostycopper
This section applies to vehicles under the automobile exception "Containers may be searched under the automobile exception where the vehicle is lawfully stopped and officers have probable cause to believe contraband is concealed within the vehicle. "