Keep it Fresh to Death

May 29, 2016 4:23 PM

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Learn how to tie your neck holder with class

If you use a four-in-hand, you should try and get a job where you're not required to wear a tie.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Full Windsor FTW.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where is the one I can hang from a tree then use it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shit bitch, i'm just gonna go oldschool, but i don't own a suit, so that's conjecture at best.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I did knot see that coming

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Remember use only one at the time!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Step 1 ask mom to do it. Step 2. Never untie it. Step 3. Rejoice in being a man child wearing a tie you haven't washed in 2 years.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Life Hack: Wear a tie to blind dates as an easy way out in the event the date turns for the worse.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah yes. I was wondering when I'd see this today.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Quarter windsor knot is quick easy & even and smallish aswell

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why would anyone do any of these?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This will come in handy

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh. This again.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"This looks useful I better favorite it" - me probably. *never looks at it again*

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

Later, before some formal event: "Where was it, where was it, wheeere! Why can't we have some folders up in this bitch?!"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Welcome to imgurrrrr

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I want to do one where the instructions are all wrong

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That would be good! Or just one with all in nasty knots.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read it as a hangover knot, now I am very disappointed.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My husband and I went to a wedding yesterday and I tied the trinity knot for him. He got a lot of compliments on it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

What is this "Cafe Knot" shit. The actual name of that knot is the edeity.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, the edeity ends with the small end of the tie over the large end. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ef/The_Ediety_knot.jpg

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No it doesnt. I invented it. I would know.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know one knot and it has brought me nothing but successful success and blissful happiness and joy and sunsets.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

plot twist: noose

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

no noose is good noose

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The only ones you really need to know are the four in hand, the half Windsor, and the bow tie

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I rock the four in hand almost exclusively. It has never done me wrong, and almost gives off that "I look good with little effort" appeal

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I used to, but then it a dress shirt with a wide collar and the four in hand is too small for that, so now I use the half windsor most often

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Four in hand does not look good on most modern cut shirts and big guys should gobfor bigger knots than half windsor

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sure, but the four I hand is the easiest knot and it can look ok sometimes

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't use the four in hand. You deserve better than that today.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The four in hand is by far the easiest one to learn and with a wide tie it looks fine

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It does always look fine, but it's so little effort to learn the half-windsor and look really good. You deserve better than "fine!"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0