malbec
124069
2020
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Nov 12, 2021 5:03 PM
malbec
124069
2020
55
Keibrina
You were so preoccupied whether or not that you could, you didn't stop to think whether you should.
showmeyourAorBhole
In an alternate dimension you could just not eat the nasty pumpkin pie
squillis
There was effort given here. To cleanly remove a center piece they massacred their own. This is not anarchy, but art
windrider360
Oh please calm down and eat your pious pie (chaotic evil laughter)
HEADNECKandBALLS
that's my kinda poetry!
Madmanphsycho
Is it affected or effected
Darkl0re
Freedom only works if you respecting others around you equally. Abuse of that freedom, as shown here is selfish chaos.
ChukclesNuts
Become ungovernable
foxxieface
This is abhorrently selfish behaviour and is the piechart that explains perfectly what is wrong with our society.
chiefrunswithscissors
The tragedy of the commons
butterflybuttler221
#1 this is actually a really good analogy. I'm saving this for thanks giving bc I just found out my trumper mom will be joining us...hooray
Wrenfield
Malicious compliance is hilarious until it happens to you.
Wrinkle666
Just a pie .We all die in the end.
justonemorepicturepls
What an amazing metaphor
testzero
magnesiumshoecovers
This prooves democracy if flawed. But what other options are there. A universe to yourself, digital simulation? Death?
ObsidianLake
Slap the shit out of them? You could do something like not giving that person any choice in how they take. Maybe they get a fair slice last
jeeptuff19762
My husband cut that slice for me knowing I don’t like the crust. He enjoy the rest of it by himself. Why, he made the pie himself.
brett427
People aren't concerned about changing what's wrong, only making enough money so the problem doesn't affect them
AndNowForSomethingCompletelyDifferentdk
This is me
AgamemnonsMemes
This is a war crime
whoisyourdaddy
That's a smaller portion than she would have taken if she followed yoru rules. She improved lives of others by leaving them more pie.
withau
Chaotic evil, everybody!
AnotherReplyToIgnore
You can have all the autonomy you want, but that means not complaining when other people don't give you any pie.
Jelundo
This has to be the wisest thing I've read on the Internet ever.
bigguywhokills
There are a lot of people who seem upset that some of the 8 remaining pieces are ruined. Hint: one piece was taken, 7 remain.
bigguywhokills
The pie is less convenient now, but it is still possible for 7 more people to get a full slice. The end result can still be 8 full slices.
bigguywhokills
Aside from someone getting more crust than others. But there's usually a volunteer for extra crust.
bigguywhokills
I wish we still taught math in US schools.
WackKerouac
Who avoids crust????
cominginhot
the same little shits that avoid raisins
bigguywhokills
Me. I've never had store-bought pie where the crust was worth the calories. Now, my dad's homemade crust is a different story.
Troldann
Me. Well, I don’t AVOID it, but if I was offered a slice of pie or an equivalent-mass amount of just filling, I’d take the latter every time
SapphireSun
I do. I'll take my slice and eat the filling only or avoid the pie, usually the latter. Unless it's graham/cookie crust.
zHurk777
Crybaby snowflake maga cause they aint got no teeth.
DrunkBobRoss
Someone doesn't like crust. I'll have his.
GravyEducation
Doesn't look home-made so I can understand. Still a monster though
AmHumanNotLizardMan
It's such an easy pastry to make too. Why *wouldn't* you make it yourself?
DrunkBobRoss
Mister57
Who doesn’t eat a whole pumpkin pie by themselves?
spontaneous9
Well, now THAT would depend on whether or not I've stockpiled four additional rolls of extra-thick toilet paper just for tomorrow.
UncleMeaty
Some people have friends, or so I've heard.
Mister57
*Gasp!* The F word! There are no friends when it comes to pumpkin pie.
J3lek
Half the pie users are unaffected and therefore don't care. That's what is wrong with humanity.
Omicron416
No, only the sociopaths who get those pieces. People with empathy will still be outraged.
putcleverusernamehere
And one of that half is the one that took that piece from the other half
WesVTX
I'm an American only looking at a picture of the pie.... and I care. That person would never have Pie Privileges again if I could arrange it
Itsnothathard
Successful democracy!
shibbytothelibby
Hi my name is shibby and I'm pie user
BoneyBaby
Facts
Helixninja333
Just be careful, you might get shot if you are caught saying, "Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere."
ThereAreSomeWhoCallMeeeTim
Helixninja333, thank you for your bolOH MY GOOD THEY'VE BEEN SHOT!!
BrokeMyFunnyBone
Half? How many people were they planning to feed with this pie?
SomeDetroitGuy
I mean, half the pie is completely untouched so that question is irrelevant.
Fnogg
And a different but overlapping half of the pie users can't understand the pie analogy in the first place and thus don't care
J3lek
The guy missing only a fraction thinks "I should have thought of that haha" so a vote to never let this guy get his own pie again fails.
J3lek
They needed a 2/3 majority to break the filibuster.
Dontstopbelever2000ismyfavoritesoap
I believe you mean the "filicruster"
colt64
You guys know a lot about pie law
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bigguywhokills
If you don't care about triangular pieces (and ignore the crust), 8/8 of the pie users can have a full slice.
bigguywhokills
The dick who cut the slice out of the middle only ruined aesthetics (and crust). He took 1/8. There is still 7/8 remaining.
Lostarchitorture
Prime example of what's behind modern day gerrymandering now
testzero
mt77932
This sums it up perfectly
triptolemus510
Navrodel
DJTrickyM
I need to find actual videos of this kind of shit happening cuz id have a laugh
KaptenN
Hell, I'm eating a sandwich cake in another room and I'm upset on their behalf, but I can't vote to help those affected. :/
BanadecCamberbootch
I got my pie from the other side because I'm a SMART Go GETTER and I BOOTSTRAPSED myself YOU CAN DO IT TOO
BanadecCamberbootch
(ignores the fact that there are no more untainted pieces of pie and either way it's just kicking the problem down the line)
ariogre
Yeah and as more and more people follow suit, theres less and less in tact pie and more and more "bootstrapping" needed to succeed.
Iaimtomisbehave
"Not part of my tribe."
robofist194
Can't have a war without an "other". ...self evident and true...something something
DukeDarkwood
"First they came..." shows us how that ends.
ChrisPinesface
I moved to the south east region of the US awhile back. I couldn't count how many times I heard this exact phrase
Zanzetuken
Not part of my... pie-be...
ReelPoop
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DustyMcKnuckles
"Your rights end where other's rights begin, and vise versa"
leechdemon
"Your right to swing your fist ends where my nose begins."
DustyMcKnuckles
Pretty much. Do what youve got to do, but be prepared to accept the consequences. And dont think youre scott free, because "you have rights"
DustyMcKnuckles
Youre not special ya fucking dipshit. Weve all got rights. The amount of people who think theyre -the only- main character boggles my mind.
SerialChickenLover
Unfortunately that’s why they’re trying to argue that a fetus has rights to ban abortion.
insanumingenium
Thats actually the argument that won the day with roe v wade, no one can be forced to sacrifice their health for another, hence abortion
insanumingenium
Which is why arguing when life starts is pointless, it doesn’t matter, just as I cant take your spare kidney, baby has no right to risk mom
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
That's not the argument. They don't care where the woman's rights begin, they don't even appear to think about whether the woman has /1
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
rights at all. If it were a discussion about the balance of rights, where one ends and where the other begins, that might be something we /2
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
could actually discuss. But I've never seen one of them try to argue this. They have a slogan, "right to life", and that's the closest /3
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
they ever get to discussing it. The rights of the mother aren't part of the consideration. /4
DustyMcKnuckles
Fair point. And thats what makes that issue so difficult. When do the rights of the mother and the rights of the fetus become separate?
DustyMcKnuckles
Im pro-choice. IMHO that baby is part of the mother until birth, when it becomes no longer part of the mother. I also believe that because I
DustyMcKnuckles
dont have a womb, I shouldnt decide what is best for those who do. Its their responsibility that isnt hurting some1 who has their own agency
DustyMcKnuckles
Woof. Then we get into this whole mask fiasco bs. Living is fucking difficult... Be cool. Be nice. or fuck off... IMHO. sorry for the rant.