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Aug 10, 2017 3:31 PM
Astrosonix
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Kafein
https://youtu.be/aaGX4JdtQi8
ATMINSIDE
Earlier that day:
BigIrishGuy
Title accurate AF
dreamstamp
RainbowGandalf
That facepalm lol, I hope he had dinner guests over
MethelyneBlue
My brother used to pretend he was retarded in public to embarrass my dad. It worked very well.
SlightlySmallerChungus
tjluv
Thats the I gotta poop dance..clench those cheeks
Simonboo
Alien's? The meat suit of the alien?
QuiGonChuck
Repost it again! REPOST IT AGAIN!!!!
ParksAnnRec
When you gotta get to the bathroom asap!
2xlepergnome4lyfe
Piepersonsmom
2xlepergnome4lyfe
https://zbsimpsonwriter.files.wordpress.com/2016/05/really_are_an_alien.gif
DoodleBobForReal
Context?
bilateralunsymmetry
That's just a side effect of raider rash.
MOSIA
Dangit, you got up earlier this morning than me.
boneh3ad
He was heartbroken the moment she put in a Texas Tech shirt.
clairday
Damn daddy!
YouAintGonnaLikeThisBut
As a vet, I'm sorry to say she has a terrible disease which causes this. Best thing for her is to be put down.
Strostkovy
Her father did not take well to the news that she had lost her brand new buttplug
BananaAddedForScale
DorianHyde92
Downbooped for no nanner in gif
PosPoTatos
Oh my gosh, what is this from?! I can't remember D:
XxJackOfTradesxX
"Going to the store."
cujo67
JupitersWitch
All of my kids are weird. Something like this wouldn't even cross my radar.
no0o0ope
My parents give me this look at least once a day.
bitcheslovememes
When you pooed your undies and walk like this to keep the devil donuts inside your garments
Apeofdeath
He should be proud
TheNerdFonz
She walks like she wrecked her tech...
AntoniusBlock33
Her what?
5amm
Her shirts is for the college Texas tech, their slogan is wreck 'em tech.
AdinGill
Yus, I am hooman daughter, I grew this glorious skin myself. I do greatly enjoy this thing we call walking. *Nods head*
Peachos
The disappointment on his face is so real..
plactoid
... With the daughter, college, or what? Bc there's allot there to be ashamed about
hammersquirrel
You'd feel the same way if your daughter was going to Texas Tech
CptRobotNinja
Shes gonna see more cowboy dicks than a pretty cow on the back 40
StankyPankySammich
I've seen this reposted a few times, but it always makes me laugh because it's so sincere and so relatable.
TheThirstyMoose
Anyone know what the actual back story is on this?
SeekerOfTheRing
"Heartbroken Father finds out daughter is not his when aliens meat suit malfunctions."
TchallaVII
what's the real story behind this though?
mickod
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steikewaffel
she needs sugar water
2xlepergnome4lyfe
He builds robots and he's disappointed with his own creation.
SalaVader
Texas Tech! I'm from Lubbock!
bilateralunsymmetry
I'm sorry