AndyTheDorkPunk
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Nov 14, 2017 12:08 PM
AndyTheDorkPunk
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leinheart711
Next step is sleeping in a tent and hearing *STAND TO* outside. Thumbs up if you know what I mean
TiGRIOSindustriesRnD
The ssssun! It burnssss! IT BURRRRNNNNSSSSSSSS!
GolFoehammer
nailed it
MonsterGood
aroosternamed0melette
Ahhh Tuesdays
IloveHockey
Reposted, again.
AndyTheDorkPunk
Yup n proud for the whore points
D0cH0rrible
I have 2 year old and a 2 month old. This is too real
BEAUTYISINTEHEYEWHENYOUHOLDHER
That is about right.
RohitChandrawanshi
Nice
ImTotsPolyGONEfromThis3Dclass
"Thank you so much for not adding the artists name" -said no one ever https://jellyvampire.deviantart.com/
thesmelge
I got woken this morning by someone wanting to talk about a job application I made. Asked them to phone back in 30min. 7hrs later, still not
fucktruck
Try calling them back. It might work.
thesmelge
I'd managed 3 hours of sleep. I thought about calling them back but can't remember the company, the guys name or any of it.
fucktruck
:/ that sucks. I've had that happen before. Good luck on future endeavours, though.
thesmelge
I may have fucked this one up, but then again I'd have fucked it up on 3hrs of sleep anyway.
archygreen
Dude. No. You are definitely not getting a call back :(
thesmelge
Fuck them. Most agencies that see your CV then phone you are just harvesting your data and selling it on anyway
archygreen
Really? Is that a thing now?
thesmelge
It's been a thing for ages. Data sells. Companies will trawl websites and CVs for contact details. last time I got more marketing calls.
MaurnaElegYiar
Going on... 50? Hrs now awake. WOOOOoooOOOOoo
MaurnaElegYiar
AdrianSkinerino
mondays.
NoisyPulsar
Life.
dexstar3210
*days
lionel1024
Is your name Linda?
Danmanbadman
It’s Tuesday.
elhopaness
On the bright side, he doesn't have to go to work because he's fired.
MaxweIIhaus
Monday: Day 2.
MyNameIsPer
This.
PropainAndPropainAccesories
My week goes Monday Monday.Jr Monday III Monday Sr. Pre-Saturday
ArtOzz
Me. Right now. I. Hate. Alarms.
RedDwarfIV
go to bed 9 hours before you want to wake up
IWasHereFirst
Get some automated lights and use it as your alarm! Never mess up your rem cycle again!
carbonatedmilk4
Try a yodeling clip. I'm often confused, never angry
strideo
About half the time I wake up before the alarm goes off. I think I must have unusually healthy sleep habits or something. Waking up hasn't-
strideo
been painful for me since my teens and twenties when I would just up late playing videogames and stuff.
TheTinyViking
I got one of those happy sunshine light alarms for my bday and it has changed my life. I wake up feeling like a disney princess.
Jineapple
This. A thousand times this.
sorple
Me too, that's why I always wake up by my own accord two minutes early. Mornings are lovely. I hope this helps.
ArtOzz
=_= ...No...not really...
BenSwol0
I am one of those asshole who rise each morning at 5:30 am and can function with no caffeine.
XIXXXVIVIII
I hate you. I hate everything you stand for. And I hate your dog.
AJanglur
fortnitefemboy
MonikaRuchniak
I would be if i didn't work second shift -_-
moonshadowkati
Lucky, if I wake up at 5:30 i'm running late.
OrangePanda
Then you sleep on a bed of lies.
LivingDecomposition
I hate you and want to be you at the same time.
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BenSwol0
9:30 pm.
baseballboy3711
I too get up at 5:30 each morning and can function with no caffeine. But getting some at 9 am sure helps...
sykoticflaw
I'm sure you're a lovely person in real life but I hate you so much right now.
ashipthatshipsshippingships
MORNING LURKERS UNITE! quietly because everyone else is still sleeping.
Direfury
Don't worry. I don't hate you. But I'm gonna have to kill you and eat your heart to gain your power.
FutureRageComics
i wake up each day 12.00 or 13.00, could not imagine going up at 5.00 lol i go sleep at 3.00 :)
wlee1953hotmailcom
Beast! LMAAO! Caffeine? Not a big deal! But being forced to wake up before the squirrels have had their coffee? That's different!
platonicwheelbarrow
Me too
xenocyde1224
Me too but I live in the wrong time zone
MnightShariaLaw
I mostly get about 6-7 hours of sleep on good days and still function well, I think.
rockfireman
Same here, I very rarely drink coffee, and it's pretty easy for me to get up in the mornings.
cauliflowersweetandsour
Could you also wake up and have sex at 5:30 and still function with no caffeine?
IIikethecutofyourjib
I prefer mid. of night half asleep fuck fest. Someone doesn't know it's coming and its hot
cauliflowersweetandsour
Yeah I’ll go with that
IfIWasaTowelWhyWouldIBeWearingThisHatandFakeMustache
Would never know.
BenSwol0
Yes. Done it a few times.
FlyingDutchGirl
No doubt with someone who can do the same
PropainAndPropainAccesories
Strongit
I strongly encourage you to sodomize yourself with a sharp stick.
BenSwol0
I strongly encourage you too live a long life and die peacefully in your sleep.
MatrimBloodyCauthon
Hey I think you're cool, wanna go on a date down this dark alley? I'll meet you there in 5 just stay still
TheDrunkenWrench
Same. Angers my SO to no end
BenSwol0
If I "sleep in" until 6:30 my body is sore and I have a headache all day.
archygreen
What?! Why?! Mine wakes up hours before me, which means he tidies the kitchen, walks the dogs and makes my smoothie :) lol
NeverNonplussed
Fuck. You.
GuacamoleMoleMolester
After 10:00 am.
ObliqueRay
Seriously.
BenSwol0
PsychicSpider
Does Professor X know you're revealing your mutation so willingly to non-mutants?
gustavwafflesson
Win
BenSwol0
Y-no
Bliffity
Teach me
cheeseguy3412
Looks like the fire nation attacked him, flames are a good way to cultivate adrenaline.
TheDerpDoctor
I’m one of those fucks that has to wake up at 3. I found an effective method. As soon as I hear my alarm I drop and do ten push-ups. AWAKE.
kanybal
You can totally teach yourself. I thought I really wasn't a morning person,and then I had to get up at 6.30 every other day (7.30 otherwise)
kanybal
Turns out I actually got used to it. Can still sleep 'till 10am on vacations but no more than that though
SchmidtyC
Research suggests keeping a routine as well as genetic components play into it. Some people are able to function perfectly on less sleep
Bliffity
Thanks
BenSwol0
Yes, I do like routine and both my father and I are light sleepers. I function on about 3-4 hours of actual sleep, 8 hours in the bed.