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This one reminds me of a story that happened to me a few years ago. It's not overwhelmingly interesting or funny but my boyfriend won't let me live it down. I'll post it in the comments for y'all.
learntodoneatstuff
Bat Milk. It's the milk of the cave.
shutard
kkanne20
love me some jussipussi
CoolCatJerry
Twichy
Op is
Dispari
Fun fact, Ayds absolutely refused to change their name all throughout the AIDS epidemic, which eventually caused their bankruptcy.
TheJazzGhost
Fucking lost it at Mr Brain's four pork faggots.
PizzazTheAsexualAssClown
Nothing more refreshing than a bottle of coolpis
PascalCasedUserName
I have a feeling "My Dadz Nutz" was intentional
beingthatguyagain
MadameRainbowPants
In S.Korea they had a fake kit-kat called tit-tat.
HuxleysValve
Anis isn't a product name, it's an herb
goddamnitgivemeausername
These are like fake product names from GTA.
illicit75
TurtIeproof
I would eat all of these. Including the suppositories and the fireworks.
sendmeshirtlesskylorenmemes
i mean anusol is for hemorrhoids
mimomisu
and Urinal is for UTI
NoSleepTilBrooklyn
It's pretty much the most straightforward name out there.
Thegodsofimgur
"Can I have your sausage bro? No homo though" "Sorry dude, homo's all I got"
beckylynchapples
Yus, +1 ????
PermenantlyBannedClubMember
That's
Obsidian3
thanks for this, i laughed my ass off.
GeorgeGeef
"I'll have a barfy, with only puke on the side, please."
Theguywhowatchesyoufromthecornerwhileyoumasturbatetohentai
They knew what they were doing
SurrealBill
Faggots are a type of food here in the U.K. They're off cuts meat in a meatball shape
Somanyquestions
Pedo means children. Makes sense to have that on diapers. Pedophile isn't the ONLY word that can use that root.
Beelsebooob
Actually, pedo means foot, hence pedometer. Paedo means child.
TotallyNotYourTeacher
Pedo is spanish for fart.
ExplainThisJoke
tentaclefriendly
You left out the Creme Colon
FckyourselfSarah
I've heard Tranny Honey works a lot better then Tranny Vinegar.
angrymanzerobar
I don't know, Vic Vinegar got plenty of tranny action?
Frogapus
In general, a nice date works even better on us.
RoseTheSpecialEdTeacher
How you doin'? Joey.gif
KTscrewoff
I don't think I can take four fingers....
tamerantong
http://imgur.com/hz13pCV
shutard
SpitefulRed
"I'm sorry, I don't normally swallow balls, but THESE are vegetarian! Mmmm!"
chakaru111
Gurgle?!
m4uboy
gurgle though. shoulda thought of that earlier if ya didnt want kids.
baccci
I've read Gurgle a few times.. its the store magazine for Mothercare in the UK (largest maternity/newborn store).. never connected the dots
TheJazzGhost
Someone out there, there's an office of people writing for Gurgle magazine.
memeologees
Hahaha
thetsunami
I kind of expected Terri Schiavo to be on the cover.
RoyaleWithCheeez
mehrdaGod
White baby only $1.27, I would have giessed they fetched more.
RavennaMagnus
That's just the starter pack. You gotta spend a lot more for it to reach its potential
mehrdaGod
That's how they getcha.
RedClaws23
God damn microtransactions
thebestsquishy
1. My story about cat smack: So about 3-4 years ago when my bf and I first started dating we decided to go on a road trip. After a few hours
thebestsquishy
2. we started talking about stopping for lunch, that's when I saw a sign that said something like 'kitten adoption today at Petsmart'
thebestsquishy
3. and like the red, white & blue blooded American female I am I got so excited over the thought of food and kittens that blurted out
thebestsquishy
4. 'OMG! I NEED TO GO PUNCH SOME KITTENS!' Somehow my dumbass had joined the words for pet and lunch, and my (very new) bf thought he was
thebestsquishy
5. on a road trip with some kitten punching psychopath.
Anamesolongnoonecouldhavepossiblychosenit2
No double dipping
RagnarLothcock
icky78
Thank you for that.
redclaysmartass
Made me giggle.
CommentsWithGandalf
At least he knew the sex was going to be fantastic
andyskeels
This story is great over a big cup of depresso.
ErinFromTheOffice
I mean, for all we know, he was on a road trip with some kitten punching psychopath. Or maybe a non-psychopath kitten puncher.
hippybobby
Are you fucking sorry?
Obsidian3
I don't thinks it's double dipping, Op's telling a story that relates to the post, makes the post more enjoyable.
NoSleepTilBrooklyn
Are you fucking sorry, though?