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Oct 4, 2016 3:38 AM
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HiImNickOk
It's actually named a football because it's a foot long. Nothing "so wrong" about that one
KrisPhoenix
#22 Love? Even Chuck Norris is laughing.
BillyWarg
#13 :(
stormtrooper412
Fake af. But still funny
cloudless9
I hate the buzzfeed title but it's still good
Sedas
I read #16 as"Rail the world" and just thought, "Well your new girlfriend probably wouldn't appreciate that"
DrawJerz
I like these kids
SpecimenSpiff
That check mark in #1 is sexy.
HOOMANGUY
#12 Well great. The mother is an alcoholic.
JustAGamerDreamin
"How do you know?" : "Know what?"
Zarkai
Good on #25. That's a really fucking stupid way to teach children to use hit.
KrisPhoenix
... the road Jack! (walk/hit)
lifeisapicnic
Some risks pay off
Mavgurian
It answers the question, although it is not very eloquently done - or maybe it is.
hitchano
Quality
feminineitch
The 'situation' one is my favorite
StaleMeme
Should've been in a manly pose though
therocksfannypack
Valedicktorian
sprbwlshuffler
"Expand" got me. Originally I thought it was some kind of boob joke, then I got it.
ThaddeusHamlet
"How do you know it's even?" Correct answer: Because it's even. This is why I never bothered with "how do you know" questions.
threelitreassengine
#26 sent my sides into orbit. They're currently reentering the Earth's atmosphere and that really tickles!
gullipud
zirra21
Well they aren't all wrong
TrustMeImABassist
Had a computer's system teacher that say he would never say that joke about the difference between hardware and software in class because >>
TrustMeImABassist
>> if he said that in class and someone answered that in his test he was obligated to say that was right. >>
TrustMeImABassist
The joke: "what is the difference between hardware and software? Hardware is that you kicks and software is that you yells at"
RavennaMagnus
The teacher explanation for the odd or even question is bad. Should be because it can be divided by two 1/2
RavennaMagnus
Teacher basically wrote, "it is even because it is even."
Flyndaran
Everything can be divided by two. Have you never heard of fractions? ;)
RavennaMagnus
Flyndaran
The strongest force on earth would be you know, the strong force? It's in the name. I feel they wanted the wrong answer gravity though.
Raeilgunne
gravity is the weakest of the 4 forces, so yeah.
bringbakfirefly
I thought the strongest force was an angry wife.
clairemarie91
Peter, you're brilliant
broob
#1 has the most satisfying check mark I've ever seen.
daugbret
A lot of these questions were just asking for some smartassery.
NiceShotJansen
The teacher who put the massive red cross through the word 'love' though. Damn that's cold.
bringbakfirefly
Truth should start at home. I guess a school will do.
mallywanders
Once had a classmate whose bf proposed in chem lecture, got the prof to say that the strongest force is love
DrawJerz
Lmaooooo dang dat is SMOOTH!!
DarknessProly
Cold and correct
welluhwhatdoyouwantmetosay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdBDbGEdyEM&feature=youtu.be&t=32
AbsurdSteak
You brilliant bastard
DrawJerz
Huh wat wy
findlesticks
The question was poorly worded anyway
Flyndaran
How many kids have even heard of the four forces of nature or that gravity is the weakest?
findlesticks
Also depends what bodies those forces are acting on. The electromagnetism, for instance, has no effect on a neutrally charged particle
FoxySpirit
Yeah, if you got trick answers, clarify for next test. Precise questions, precise answers. MTG is all about that.
findlesticks
...Magic, The Gathering?
FoxySpirit
Yep ;-) Word your card precisely. So much errata for old cards.
eddienash2000
"My penis in a goat" ... I'm crying :-)
Whitebeardthepirate
well, maybe if you used lube next time, it wouldn't hurt as much
youteachmetoimgur
Or he lost his pen in there figuring things out.
ForReasonsOfScience
As someone who doesn't always expand the post... I needed contexxxt for that one.
NZSheeps
Homeblest
Lazy piece of shit...
usercide
Scrambled sentence. Expected answer: "My goat is in a pen." Given answer: "My pen is in a goat." but the pen/is got squished together. :)
UrAvgItalian
"My pen is in a goat".
JohnDillerman
Not better
partykiller
As someone who doesn't speak English as a first language, how is that a reasonable sentence?
UrAvgItalian
somehow your pen is stuck in a goat
JaceOfClubs
It's a kid who's answering it.
SquattingTigerHiddenGopnik
The actual sentence is supposed to be "My goat is in a pen" as in a holding area
partykiller
THANK YOU!