hazydaisy89
215242
5718
268
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
me irl
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
30
31
32
33
34
35
36
37
38
39
40
41
42
43
44
45
Will you accept goat tax? Edit: So I woke up to most viral, you all are absolutely wonderful and sure know how to make a girl smile! Send cool Harry Potter things and be kind to one another! Is that how it works?!
Aslongaseveryoneishappyiguess
Way awesome dump 5/7
NotBluffingMaybe
Satisfying dump!
BenedictCumberbatchsFace
Whipher.... HAHAHHAHA
UnimpressedOfficePanda
This dump made me nod in agreement more than it made me smile.
countesspussycat
This dump is pure gold.
RS05
Absolutely wonderful!
GoodGraces
Bbbbbbbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
TurtIeproof
So much fiber in that dump, felt ril gud.
StudiousRex
We accept literally any fucking tax. Goats rule, +1
optimusgoose
I feel like we'd get along
hazydaisy89
And I feel like you're probably right!
gogogadgetharikari
I’ll have to convert the currency but it works
LokiShade
Goats?...
Z3roCo0l
#5 xD
iamalreadyaghost
Sisters
BlackIC
Upvoted for goat tax
homoerection
Little goaty mcgoat goat. I’m not creative.
liveangel
Goaty McGoatface.
Wadzirra
FilipJonsson33
Wtf. TIL Hugh Hef is dead.
hazydaisy89
''Tis a sad day indeed.
theirishninja
Pssst
theirishninja
Its free real-estate
FoulBachelorBalrog
#20 the old masturbate and reevaluate! Also can someone explain #26?
mishalala
It's supposed to be a savvy dog considering his options, I think.
Metzr
The girl is supposed to say its yours, but she doesn't respond like that.. soo....
Totallycasual
Why in Gods name wouldn't that guy just shave his head, it would only take 30 seconds to get all the hairs lol
Beefyjeans
Gotta hold on to what we got. Doesn't make a difference if we shave it or not
haveueverwentfast
That whisfer one made me spit out my tea! (I'm English)
michaelscottpapercompanyLLC
wronglevahhh
Feeeeenyyyy
michaelscottpapercompanyLLC
Mistaaaa feeenyyyygt
SassyGandalf
Fucking hilarious..nice dump..haven't seen a lot of these
paanallu
#18?
Slothophileatli
In my house growing up, it was called a "snag". Only rule: must b below the shoulder.???? gotcha!
paanallu
Thank you.
SchneidPiece
????
LickLickLickMyBalls2
????
vowofloudness
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_school_pranks#Circle_game
AAAend
That description is misleading. It makes it sound like it came from Malcolm in the middle. This was like wildfire in the 90's
vowofloudness
Yeah I agree it's misleading. Might be due to difficulty finding an earlier source to cite.
uziTerror
Kochirneck
uziTerror
Got-your-neck
ABirdWalkedOnMyPillow
That game where you make that hand gesture down by your pocket area, and if someone looks you punch them.
GoodGraces
Never heard of it.
ValentinoViale
Zoom in
SeaTurtleSailingThroughSpace
Enhance!
jchawks08
Awesome dump. Never seen a lot of these. And fucking lol on the rubicks cube.
orangeisthenewbasic
yea stealin that one
zadian
Stole a few of these. +fucking1
castawayisland
Just noticed the progression of hand placement from hover hand to lower back to straight ass
hazydaisy89
That's one of my favorite memes almost ever!
abundantbadgers
That's why you keep a notebook by your bed. Had some fun short stories come out of these dreams.
ZachsAnomaiy
This is unrelated but why does it look like she's been face swapped with Nicolas Cage?
abundantbadgers
I was thinking Jude Law's gigolo Android in AI.
CatasaurusRox
I get full on novels and when I wake up think, yeah! I should write that shit down! When I do finally write it down, it's actually shit.
abundantbadgers
You can always edit the nonsense parts. :)
CatasaurusRox
Yeah, nah, not when whole plot ends up being a huge steaming turd. But when I first wake up, it seems like a good idea!
TheAnswerToLifeTheUniverseAndEverythingIsCheese
#36 had me in tears.... +1 for this post! I’ve not laughed like that in a very long time.
hazydaisy89
Happy I could help!
TheAnswerToLifeTheUniverseAndEverythingIsCheese
I truly needed that so thanks :)
godcixelsyd
#4 she was so pissed she got in another person's car
RickyTan48
Nah man same car. lol wtf.
godcixelsyd
Not sure... Look at the vents, rectangle on left looks like Hyundai design, other like a Corsa (only round with adjustment knob I've seen)
mattjamco
Same car, different lighting it seems
godcixelsyd
Not sure... Look at the vents, rectangle on left looks like Hyundai design, other like a Corsa (only round with adjustment knob I've seen)
Z3roCo0l
She changed pants too. . . hell she's prolly a totally different person now. . . wait a sec. . .
Jamestown37
Still the same pants just different lighting
RickyTan48
same pants too bro.
WittyIshUsername
Clays2U
If you just stare at mr. Miyamoto's face, it looks like he's rising his middle finger
EatingSnow
ThereWillBeBIood
What in the actual fuck is going on with that person on the left’s tongue... ?
YouThinkThatsBad
I had an elderly frail teacher once who took breaths in the middle of sentences to flicker her tongue in her mouth. It was pretty disturbing
sulfuratus
I bet his laugh sounds like ARGHLAGBALARLAGH
al640814
HAHAHHA
UrsaUrsa
Muscle memory.
googleitnow
LocatingJoker
It's the Dark Lord Bill Trinon
ImNotAlwaysAnAsshole
I. I didnt see it till now.. what have you done to me?
mikeatike
#1 every morning. Fuck you , brain. fuck you.
jlist
If I tell my wife about it right away, I remember it
PersonWithAPaintbrush
I have semi-lucid dreams where I can mildly control things and I remember the dreams happening, just not details
Nerubin
So basically "Go fuck myself"?
mikeatike
Shut up brain, or I will stab you with a q-tip.
Potentiate
a *dream journal, lol
thatdudefromoregon
It helps to write them down when you wake up. I'm working on a story based off mine about a midevil war with a race of spider people.
BiliboyJenkins
I wrote one down once about defending a castle (was staff, not a soldier) against an entire army. Using a bow... that was just a coathanger
Potentiate
Keep a brain journal beside your bed and immediately write anything you can think of upon waking. Do this for a few weeks, you may remember.
johnnydarkside
I did this once but didn't keep it up. Crazy how fast you go from "there was a car" to remembering explicit details.
NatsukiIsMyWaifu
Don't try and remember fine details. Just think of what it was about. I.e. Dream about a red wooden chair falling down steps. 1/
NatsukiIsMyWaifu
When you wake up, don't try to remember the color or material. Just think of the situation. "chair falling down steps." think of that and 2/
NatsukiIsMyWaifu
write it down, the fine details will slowly come back to you. Trying to think of everything will just make you forget all together. 3/3
somenerandom
If I want to remember a dream, after waking up, I just lie there with my eyes closed and iterate over the dream a few times. Works. On the>
somenerandom
contrary, if I'd like to forget a dream(some horror shit, for instance) I just get up and try to get fully awaky ASAP. Also works.
TheGrinchStoleYourShit
99% of my dreams don't make a lick of fucking sense anyways so it doesn't really bother me
mikeatike
I can remember when a dream is interesting. But not anything else about it. Fuck.
Rivalyn
Dreams are how your brain runs garbage collection to clean up all the memory that's no longer assigned to an active task.
Visuddha
It's a solid theory. I like the "vegetable soul separating from the animal soul" theory. But who knows? :]
WhySoSeverusSnape
It's preparation to The next step in evolution. We move on from organic matter.
mikeatike
I think my brain has a memory leak.
JeSuisIvre
Why are there so many zombies in my garbage collection? I even avoid tv/video games with them because it's such a reoccurring theme
SaltyInternetPirate
Also combined with memory leaks from moving temporary memory to permanent, and fragmenting it (as opposed to defragmenting PCs do)
mikeatike
Java 8 removed permgen.
Sprixxen
Practice lucid dreaming. I wish more people tried it. If you are good enough you can manipulate the dream and do whatever you want.
Sprixxen
Pro tips: When finding yourself lucid focus on your surroundings. Go with the flow of the dream. Rookie mistakes include: Turning it into->
Sprixxen
a sex dream (good way to wake up), flying, or thinking about your body lying in bed (you'll end up back there). Just ride the dream BUT->
Sprixxen
at all times keep one thing at the forefront of your though: "I am conscious". Maintain a balance of lucidity & dream flow.
Sprixxen
Go too lucid and you'll be staring at the back of your eyelids in an instant. Get lost in the dream and you'll fog your lucidity.
aleister94
but then sometimes there are dreams you remember your entire life
WhatsyourJAM
Those are weird. Cause at some point your not sure if its an actual lived memory or a dream.
MattDark86
For me, its usually the nightmares that stick. Have one from more than 20 years ago that I can vividly remember.