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Overcoming your worst fears (Batman vs Bane): http://imgur.com/gallery/0qtdT
Learning from your mistakes: http://imgur.com/gallery/zKvfA
Sometimes the best decisions are the hardest to make: http://imgur.com/gallery/synwn
Mondays: http://imgur.com/gallery/9Xu9RxZ
Underoos: http://imgur.com/gallery/JJsQe
Source: Endgame written by Scott Synder and art by Greg Capullo
BigBadMotherfuckingDick
This........is?
defenestrater
Batman plots: so complex they now incept themselves.
Superfictious
Think of all the money that could have been given to low income communities and after school programs to lessen crime. But noo, supersuit.
VoPo
Woah, goosebumps.
TacoDan2645
Endgame was amazing.
Butane9000
That smug look on Wonder Woman's face.
Skoff
OMG I recently started batman when this came out. I literally salivated reading it. The superman fight is the best.
Dildofagginzz
noice
TheAngreyToaster
Aqua man why you gotta be so useless
ExperimentKraj
Go watch Batman: The Brave and the Bold and fall in love with their ridiculous version of Aquaman.
AgamemnonsMemes
To be fair so far Diana was the only one to give him any real trouble and even that wasn't real. The Flash was instantly taken out.
TheOldestBanana
He's not useless, especially considering that even while brainwashed he still has his values for honor.
mdcrmn
And when not taken down instantly he is on par with superman in strength
ExperimentKraj
Not "on par" with Superman, but definitely in the truck-throwing club.
mdcrmn
okay but after a certain point more strength really stops making a difference. Also forget trucks lets go with something heavier, like tanks
TogDog
Not an exclusive club anymore. Seems pretty useless compared.
ExperimentKraj
Well, yeah, he totally is.
Mattiks
Cliffhanger much?
StepDaddyWhoCares2much
WRITER INDUCED STUPIDITY
tbnd
How did Batman survive his face being smashed into the floor in the first page? He had no armor on and doesn't even have a bloody nose!
DidItForScience
Yeah I was wondering about that too.
maplefingers
what? O_o
sharkexcore
Im sorry but the "so the only to beat her" mistake drove me nuts.
AnApologeticCanadian
Drove nuts too. Cant stand they miss word. It annoys me beyond.
GucciTuberculosis
Because in the sentence before, she is mentioned as a warrior of truth
MalucFieri
Thank you! I reread that panel a couple times just to make sure I wasn't stupid.
SomethingCleverBand
Jumped down to the comments to see how many of us there were.
Romeo18
Yep, agreed.
newsguycraigevans
Why? It's not that a deal.
SpaceeFox
GG 2 EZ +1
cuteanimalsaremykryptonite
Oh you little shit. +1
GucciTuberculosis
It's not a mistake, the "only" is referring to a warrior, and should be understood as, "the only warrior to beat her, has to use a lie."
TanGoon
That's a stretch. That would be an uncommon and unnecessary structure, plus the complement being "with a lie" doesn't support that at all.
GucciTuberculosis
"She's a warrior of truth, so the only (warrior) to beat her, is with a lie"
TanGoon
You could, however, say 'with a lie is the only way', or 'a lie is the only way/thing/weapon to beat her'.
TanGoon
Plus 'the only' is very rarely used alone as a subject. It's more of a determiner, incomplete on its own.
TanGoon
It can be understood, no offense meant. That sentence simply sounds clumsy. You can't say 'with a lie is the only warrior', or vice versa.
GucciTuberculosis
I know, it's very poor writing and sentence structure
GucciTuberculosis
God man I'm just trying to help people understand it, read the sentence before it with it and it will make sense
GSquad23
Is this from Injustice?
TheOldestBanana
No, the source is Batman Endgame
boojay
#5 Muscular Wonder Woman, that's what i wanted in Batman v Superman
nvrCryWolf13
she's also supposed to be like 6 feet tall
TogDog
This is a collection of why I don't like Batman sometimes. Also the pages missing
DanWyatt
@OP I love this comic book. Can you please put written by Scott Synder and art by Greg Capullo? People need to read there take on Batman.
Ruhig
Wow! A major character returns from the grave, again! What a crazy twist!!
mjohnsimon
So.... how did Bruce survive getting his arm chopped off only to be operational in the next slide?
cormwallace
WW... one of the strongest superheroes metahumans. Fact. Bitch.
MimzytheBun
I love her reactions whenever dialogue turns theological. "What do you mean, I talked to my gods just last week?"
realmdweller
#5 "So the only to beat her is with a lie."
Snooj
Wow, my brain totally inserted "way".
GucciTuberculosis
"She's a warrior of truth, so the only (warrior) to beat her, is with a lie"
GucciTuberculosis
It's not a mistake, the "only" is referring to a warrior. It's meant to be understood as: "The only warrior to beat her, has to use a lie."
Alkrey
Then write the only warrior to beat her, has to use a lie. That's not how English works.
GucciTuberculosis
Sorry, it's just the way it's written, when combined with the previous sentence it will make a little sense, I replied with a better version
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realmdweller
"So the only WAY to beat her is with a lie."
Lionskull
batman already said that diana is the only one he doesn't have a contingency for if she goes against him.
Textuality
Except apparently he does. Because, you know, plot armor. :)
penguin002
different version to the one who said he doesn't have a contingency.
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chimchim666
...ken m?
iamthisguy247
I think he's talking about the fact a word is seemingly missing in the sentence.
TehPsi
They didn't type the word 'Way'. There.
realmdweller
I give up.
Endochristmania
He used the lie string to make her think she had killed him, trapping her in a false reality.
MoooCow
Yes
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sharkexcore
Pretty sure they are pointing out the mistake in the sentence. Not that she isnt afraid to kill. Just a bad editor.
BelieveInTheMeThatBelievesInYou
I know Marvel and DC copy each other left, right, and center. But "Justice Buster?" I don't like Bats in an Iron Man suit. I can read Marvel
TehPsi
I think it makes sense in short bursts of required story, such as this. However, what you say is a reason why I don't like Batman Beyond.
BelieveInTheMeThatBelievesInYou
Whereas I love that cartoon. The story of that shows development is cool. Executives wanted Teen Batman so Dini and Timm made Future Bats
TehPsi
Different strokes, and all that. It's not a bad show, nor a bad concept, but I just prefer my Batmen Bruce Wayne style.
Phobotech
One moment Bruce is in the woods with WW. Then hes fighting her in a city in a mech suit. She cuts off the mech arm...then he's fine? What?
Romeo18
Yeah, that part is confusing to me too. It was a lie that she believed, not the truth.
Sonicboomdrive
Bruce being taken down is an illusion. Batman actually just incapacitated and hypnotized her with a reverse version of Lasso of Truth.
Phobotech
Ahhh, thank you....even still, how did he get in the power armor? Or was he in the mech suit the whole time?
SauceBot
The Justice League, also known as the Justice League of America, is a fictional superhero team appearing in American comic books published b
AnaAmari
Thanks, I have never heard of such thing good sir!
SauceBot
y DC Comics.
MarkGuy
Anyone else feel confused and unsure of what's going on when reading this?
Durzaka
The ordering of the panels does a piss poor job of actually explaining what is happening.
Kaysmira
What really through me was Diana standing over his corpse and then he was walking away. She imagined it all because of the white rope on her
MarkGuy
Yeah mainly that part
Kaysmira
*threw me I can totally spell.
ihaveanamenow
the joker poisoned the justice league because hes tired of batman's shit, is the simple version
GentlemanScientist
That's some poison.
MarkGuy
Okay I got that much. There was just all kinds of dialogue and robots and it was hard to keep track of everything that was happening
Xemerius
Wait... What.??
FLCLrox
The joker creates a special joker gas that infects people into a raging hatred of the people they love. Batman is attacked by everone
Colenelshitpostermcgee
So they all love Batman? I need to read this book properly
Textuality
Everyone loves Batman. He's DC's ultimate Mary Sue. :)
MidnightRising
That's basically what I say to superhero comics in a nutshell. "Wait... the fuck just happened?"
BigAdam
Welcome to the wonderful bullshit world of Marvel and Dc. I'm reading Gods Among Us right now, Superman is evil, and Zeus just showed up.
GwyeneveretheRed
It gets better....
BigAdam
Year 2 and 3 where great, but now its seems like "how do we one up this?" and it just gets silly. I expect they'll keep going and ruin it.
SamuraiFoxes
Who's so funny that they could make all the JL laugh at once? And who happens to hate Batsy... Does Supe's smile look a little... familiar?
jdcoolha
For the record, joker does not hate Batman. Just sayin'.
faparaka
But how tho
TwoMinuteJay
I knew it! It was the Riddler all along!
xann101
Dumbass, it's obviously the Penguin. Who else could fund such a devious plan.
theslatcher
Is it... Helicopters?
FuzzyKev
"*sigh* If you AIM to give us a SHOT we'll RIDDLE you..."
miscperson
Will it be on the same Bat channel, at the same bat time?!
Xemerius
What is the Comic Name? O.o i need it!
ihaveanamenow
batman 35, Beginning of Batman:Endgame
cookiecrumblecrunching
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rdawg1088
It's part of the batman endgame arc. It's a great read with a very interesting ending ;)
SamuraiFoxes
Sadly, I don't know this one in particular... Google says Endgame is the name of the story! Now, go, read!
TheOldestBanana
Source: Batman Endgame
IdUpvoteYouButYoureAt69
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NoodleKeeper
I've heard of this, must read
Luvz2splooge
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IidentifyAsATomatoTomatoIsAGenderRight
Oh so awesome! Just went through your uploads... Now I wish there was a way we could "follow" posters :(
TheOldestBanana
Just bookmark my upload page and you can check back for updates
misskittyamazing
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SamuraiFoxes
BTW, OP, I really love seeing comics on Imgur every day. You also have impeccable taste. Thanks for being OP.
TheOldestBanana
Thank you, I truly appreciate your sentiment
Dyslexicglove
So it's the joker who tricked them.
TheEntireScottishNavy
AGAIN. BATMAN LEAVES JOKER ALIVE AND GET'S FUCKED AGAIN.
Raumance
Old scallion back at it again.
winnerofcompetitionsman
There's no fooling you, Sherlock.
EarthFinger
Yep
girlsetsfire
Your comment made me spit my drink a little
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AngainorChains
It looks like a nightmare of sorts to me. 2/2
Falkor
So yeah diana has been tricked with the reverse lasso and yes the joker tricked them all with his most powerfull toxin
aurumarcana
The suit was made of the stuff opposite Diana's Lasso of Truth. It deceives. She never stabbed him in the first place.
AngainorChains
Thank you for the explanation.
YouMadeMeLogInForThis
Bruce's hand getting cut off is part of the "lie" diana is trapped in thanks to the reverse lasso batman bought on the black market
AngainorChains
Yes, thanks for the explanation.
vashdaxviii
Not tricked. He is controlling them with one of his toxins I believe.
TheEntireScottishNavy
AGAIN. BATMAN LEAVES JOKER ALIVE AND GET'S FUCKED AGAIN.
akodorokku
Not at the end of this story.
OhhWhale
It's the ultimate stale-mate he can't kill him.
Wodenifferous
Won't isn't can't.
penguin002
if he kills the Joker, he proves the joker right, cos the joker has said Some Day Bats will HAVE to kill him.
Wodenifferous
Sure, but he also stops a serial mass murderer who only he is capable of stopping. Batman chooses to let a lot of people die for his pride.
revolut1onname
I take it you haven't read Endgame then?
FunnyHatDetective
Whats the title of the book?
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MIKETHEGUY
Sweet baby Jesus.. you're a god amongst men.
Nexus763
FlameFrenzy
/a/8AYT7 For all your future comic needs :)
newsguycraigevans
"Batman always has the perfect plan because that's not nearly as annoying as Superman having all the powers" or BAHtPPBTNNaAaSHAtP for short
truegrifter
A driven, neurotic rich boy with a lot of issues plans and prepares contigency plans for those plans...and that is what bothers you? Really?
newsguycraigevans
Me? I like Batman. It's his batfans that are annoying.
truegrifter
Almost all fans are annoying :D
TheOldestBanana
Source: Batman Endgame
TheTexasLefty
ok something that sticks out to me is that batman had all these plans and didn't suspect the joker in the asylum? (the scene after) 1/2
TheTexasLefty
seems like it was too easy to trick him (2/2)
DaymanAhhhhhFighterOfTheNightmanAhhhhhChampionOfTheSun
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BlahBlahTheGreat
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xaggie
well shit. if I knew if was from Endgame I would not have read this. :/ I was going to pick that up on Friday to complete the volumes.
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Allthegoodnamesaretakenwtf
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Gontomak
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HeWhoDoesThingsAndOrStuff
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FunnyHatDetective
Stopped reading once Jim took up the cowl. Heard Bruce is back so I might have to get back into it.
BenjaminGiddens
Am I like the only guy who liked Superheavy
darthsithh
Its actually not that bad. The new villain, Mr.Bloom is quite interesting, but yeah, batman is back at issue #50.
theyseemescrolling
It's ending anyway, just wait until it starts in June with a new writer
influenza617
Is it a new full time writer or are they giving Snyder an issue off. They seem to have that one non-arc issue between each one.
theyseemescrolling
2 to be correct
influenza617
Superheavy has been one of the weaker stories since New 52 but it was still decent.
ColdfreezeZero
Batmans return was wonderfully done but Jim gordon as Batman shows a stubborn man doing the best he can and kinda succeeding. It'a fun read.
influenza617
I didn't mind Jim so much but the ending was just kinda.... meh
SaintGutfree
Thanks.
imjakefromstatefarm
thanks
TheOldestBanana
You're Welcome
Napsaremymistress
Thanks
TheOldestBanana
No problem
thatonebitchontheinternet
Commenting to save this for later.
AJJ29
Me too
TurtleHurdle
http://viewcomic.com/batman-endgame-special-edition-001-2015/
TurtleHurdle
http://viewcomic.com/batman-endgame-special-edition-001-2015/
thatonebitchontheinternet
THANK YOU
sdspacecowboy
Basically why I hate Batman writers
justaharmlesspotato
oh please anybody can beat anyone if the plot demands it, not just batman.
YamatoIouko
Pretty much. At least Batman has an excuse: he's the type of over-prepared motherfucker that will be ready to take his teammates down.
StanielRonathan
Very true but Batman is one of DC's biggest offenders, so many stories exist just to masturbate over him by having him beat the entire DCU
StanielRonathan
One of the worst I ever saw had Flash, Aquaman, and Martian Manhunter literally on their knees begging Batman to make them "REAL" heroes.
justaharmlesspotato
are you referring to the story where all metahumans lose their powers? I'm not sure why you have real in quotation marks.
StanielRonathan
Yes I am referring to Act of God. Quotes because the plot was insisting Batman is the only proper hero of DCU, everyone else were posers
justaharmlesspotato
what makes a hero real? Does a hero need superpowers to be a hero? Anybody can be a hero even you or me.
StanielRonathan
Except the story was saying they were never legit heroes while they had their powers, only Batman was one because he never had any.