Icedtorch
76299
1381
29
Feb 25, 2017 10:51 PM
Icedtorch
76299
1381
29
blindtrucker
Time to start wearing Depends ?
ShaolinWill
Thats a whole lotta fart residue
AngryVelvetUnicorn
Stick your dick in it.
GregAllen024
Wonder what they do with all that left over butt stain water.
MRCAB
phosphorusTiles
Fabric? What kind of proletariat nonsense is this?
PAPASQUATT
I thought someone was ripping a bong at first
PervyGhandi
.
Slave001
Hnnnnngggg
Ihavediedalittleinside
As a woman I'm really horny.
macca47
NOW IN REVERSE!!!
poesiadefotos
That leather looks fake
woogigooie
i thought that was animal hair and was like HOLY DAMN
EDarwin
Where do I get one of those?
AlabasterCrashesDown
Numatic George?
LukeKarr22
'Bout to do a line.
Sternmeyer
Suck aaaaalllllll those farts out. Every last one.
Bushwookie825
What is it? I need one
MyWeirdDoggo
Aintnothingbutagangstaparty
Anyone else confuse the sun on the first one for shampoo dripping down the seat?
ragazzasporca
Yes
SarahKercz
Is there footage of the whole car?
tothereandbackagain
The brown water on the last one.
DommyP
It looks like fun try doing it 8 hours a day 5 days a week
canyouthriveat35
Been there, done that-- don't wanna do it again. Our uniform had khaki pants. Had weird colored stains on them all the time from seats.
azzabat
That's years worth of Farts being removed right there
NotTheHeroWeNeed
kineticcars
Slave001
Liquid farts
jmulderr
That vacuum is basically an anti-asshole.
toddscat
A power enema.
MyBigMouth
yamahsaurusRex
That's nasty.
thecabagethatjeremyclarksoneatsinS21EO3ofTopGear
All busses in Britain right there
ifyouwearcrocsihateyou
Years of farts in the bus
MattchewPicchu
Fartknocker. First time I saw this gif, that's what I saw
TwoHorndUnicorn
dump station dust
PureLoveMachine
What is it?
LOlivingVE
Hate to say it but that's mostly flakes of skin
Minkaf
eagleandy93
it has been long since I have seen the Hammer of Gaia in action, summoning earth from nothing
hdebela001
Noooooooooooooo
iLikeBeerandSquirrels
Eww... Eww Eww... Eww Eww Eww... Eww Eww Eww Eww Eww Eww Eww Eww Eww Eww Eww Eww Eww Eww... Eww Eww
JimBobJim
YUMMY
ragazzasporca
Public transit?
Binglebongledingledangleticketydoyicketydapingponglippytappyto
Yup. British to be exact.
blargedyblargedy
Yes, bus seat. Ours are hard plastic.
MyOtherCatIsAPokemon
Just bought a carpet cleaner and used it on my living room - I've always been a slob in the past but good lawd, felt so damn goooood
thatdudethatslonely
Like a carpet shampooer? Those things seem crazy expensive for how often they get used
MyOtherCatIsAPokemon
Home Depot had a sale...I'm 28 years old and it's the first time I've felt like an adult - make it stop
thatdudethatslonely
I'm turning 28 in a couple of months and I've never adulted so far, so you are all good. What was the model/cost? If you dont mind me asking
MyOtherCatIsAPokemon
I feel you, it was $100 - I was going to get the single spot removed but the full model was on sale and I have pets...it's been a miracle
po7atoe
What make and model do you use? I'm looking for one that does primo work for pet hair removal.
ChristophG86
it's not clean, it's the foam, wait till it's dry
canyouthriveat35
I was thinking "wait til it dries..."
Nonamechip
You shut your mouth
Aphexius
Can you not see the dirt getting sucked in? It's cleaner.
toddscat
For best results, pre spray the seat with soap and use only clean water in the machine.
jahupa
That's the proper way to do it
eion85
It's cleaner though, right? right? right?
MrWolfwood
yes, most of what falls into a seat isn't large but a lot of small. Think skin flakes, hair, et
Veggisaurus
And when you run your fingers accross the fabric, you can see a change in tone.
Imstruttinmyasslikeidontcare
DrMungf
Chaffey Chaf Chop?
ohkayykayykayy
*whispers* carl poppa
blooregardqkazoo
You're a buzz kill, but you're right.
Aphexius
No they aren't.
theburningpotato
Dang that Sucks if it's not clean
therocksfannypack
Well that just burst my bubble.
dontmagpie
the foam thats being pulled up is pretty black and gnarly. its getting SOMEWHAT cleaned
ChristophG86
yes, but teh truth be revealed after it's dry....thyt's why
Bonesssssss
As a carpet cleaner, it’s a lot cleaner than other chemicals but also you’d want to do that a lot
Bonesssssss
Also the pressure is a bit too high hence some spillover
Squanchycat
Honesty I own a machine like this and love it. It takes out a ton of stains in carpet/furniture. Idk about you brother...
JokeDudeR
Do you clean carpets/upholstery proffessionally?
Squanchycat
Nope, just a satisfied consumer.
NowImPruneTracy
it must be cleaner than it was at least, no? im legit curious.
ChristophG86
mostly dust and small particles being sucked in; from expirience = spray some detergent on the seats,wait like 15min then do the above
Squanchycat
Most definitely. I own a machine like that and LOVE IT
NowImPruneTracy
what brand is it? i want to buy one -- have lots of area rugs and two small kids soooo.... ugh.
Squanchycat
Not sure the brand or cost and it's at my mothers so I can't check (I'm helpful I know) don't buy the stand up ones. Needs to be 2 parts.
Squanchycat
The things about the size of an oven and has a hose that connects to a hand held wand or long floor apparatus.
minkuschild
All fun and games till the soap is brown and red.... i work at a dealership. The "shit" i have shampoo'd out. Ugh. Old people skin buildup.
SparelyFunctional
frougz
What's a good way to clean upholstery? If you don't have a magic vacuum like that one??
blargedyblargedy
Pay someone that does have one to use one.
minkuschild
Spray nine and an air gun on the end of compressor. Call it a dry shampoo. Just dilute the area with a wet cloth after
SparelyFunctional
ipoopdogpoop
I shampood (haha) a cloth seat with maybe 1 quart and a half of blood soaked into it
curleymatt
evyeb
...Why?
ipoopdogpoop
it was a suicide attempt
SamBrockson
To get the blood out.
ideologist
He was paid to
Shytsngiggles
Cuz they ded
ragazzasporca
I don't get it. What do you mean?
canyouthriveat35
All the yuck has seeped into the foam cushion. When it dries all the yuck creeps back up into the fabric.
jahupa
But still cleaner than before. And repeated use will eventually make it nonexistent
canyouthriveat35
Maybe if you do it every day for a while but...
ChristophG86
yes, i would repeat the whole thing few times like with a 15min break in between, pretty sure you couldn't get it any cleaner than that
fistermatic5000
Yep. Let it dry and you'll be surprised by how much you missed.
RealRedbeard
Sounds like you have a bad machine. I cleaned a lot of car seats and mats with my SE4002 and everyone will agree it's a lot cleaner after.
RealRedbeard
And yes, that's even after it's dry. My wifes carseats had horrible sodastains that looked permanent but is nowhere to be seen now.
EnByOwl
Then what's the best way to clean something like this?
fistermatic5000
I honestly don't know. I hire a professional lol. I've never had any luck with those rental upholstery cleaning machines.
EnByOwl
Aw damn lol Thanks XD I was wondering because I have an ottoman in my living room that needs cleaning and was just gonna rent something lol
fistermatic5000
If it's not seriously dirty it should work. I'm just citing my experience from trying to clean my work truck when I was selling it.