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Jul 10, 2023 6:26 AM
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MeekrabJones
This reminds me of the two years I was stuck at a Catholic high school. The freshman health teacher (of all the teachers, of course it had to be him) always made not-so-subtle glances whenever one of the girls had to pick something up, especially the ones with the shortest uniform skirts. None of the students in his class were above like 15 at the oldest. Dude was a fucking creep. Considering it was a Catholic school, I wasn't surprised.
dfsmitty0711
"Jane you ignorant slut."
someguy7734206
The funny thing is that the all caps and lack of any punctuation or paragraph breaks makes it harder to read, and that contributes to the comedic timing.
PrincessWendyB
"She hit me with a Bible" gave me the giggles
qtRaven
wadenelson1
TiffanyYouUselessLesbian my next accountname.
Bojovnik84
This is the absolute worst grammar and spelling ever.
craftyfox
They don’t teach punctuation at catholic all girls school?
VibratingNipples
tarkus10
Nice little witch.
cjandstuff
We had a well known private Catholic school in the next town over. They were well known for producing A LOT of gay kids.
Heelcat70
I worked across the street from a Catholic school. The first thing the girls did after school was to roll the waistbands of their skirts to make them shorter. Skirts had to be at knee level during school but they could turn them into mini-skirts in a couple of seconds.
JericoJones23
But why is she yelling
MmmmmSoup
Why didn't she help
SneakECoyote
Somehow, the lesbomeme has returned.
crepeweirdough
It lives rent free in my head, and was (slightly) relevant to a comment on a post I saw on reddit, thus I linked.
SoupSp00n
I feel like all one gender schools just are a bad idea if you wanna uphold a religious standard. Like what do you think will happen?
brazzy42
Statistically less than will happen at a mixed school, wouldn't you say?
Groganimal
Still pretty funny after 20+ years.
matz3435
this is like a tumblr bingo in 1 post. obviously fake - check, all caps for some reason - check, stupid answers that dont add to the meme - check,
CityYeti
My wife went to a Catholic school. Most of the girls didn't wear underwear cuz they liked fuckin'. Go figure.
nojustsayitdont
ALL CAPS GETS A DOWNVOTE USE YOUR INSIDE VOICE FFS!
TsubakiTragic
"Glomp" - Tara
PalaverQuader
this, gave me, like, seizures and what not, for realsies! while reading, ahahaha. #norugrats
HenryGant
Omg, a Meme is born!
NapoleonTrousersnakeBonaparte
RekyTheNeko
A fellow man/woman of culture I see. ;)
shadowrunner03
IYKYK
CloudStrife668
What is Tiffany doing now?
LoopStricken
Lesbians.
DickButtDave
Why do people have to put things in all caps, it makes me want to read it less
omgdrd4bbq
Lower case was invented in 2010 by Dr Johnathan Case III
CatchySensibleName
Caps lock and zero punctuation. This irritates me.
GiftedMagnet
BUT WITH THOSE THINGS HOW WILL I BERBAL DIARRHEA MY VERY TRUE STIRY
Onsvaltti
That's the tumblr way.
DeadeicPrints
Even if this story wasn't fake, how would someone trip so hard others need to help? If you broke your neck you need to stay still for an ambulance lol.
PalaverQuader
trip. break your knee. blub. there are 101 reasons u have to help someone up after they fall ;) this is a very specific focus on ... "breaking neck" on your part. sounds very understanding of human anatomy as well "cause of death : broken neck" - Dr. FauxFoxDude
RatsLiveOnNoEvilStar
twisted or sprained ankle? Or you know, just be a steady arm for someone to get back up.
Iinajoki360
Tiffany probably has a nice farm with her wife by now
DoctorSniffles
🤣🤣 not sure why you're being downvoted. My sister now has a farm in upstate New York with her wife.
Iinajoki360
I suppose stereotypes rarely help anyone even if they're hilarious
DoctorSniffles
Yeah, positive (or I dunno neutral?) stereotypes can still be hurtful, but I think that's kind of up to the target. We should be able to poke fun at each other a bit more than that. I've certainly never met a lesbian who didn't find this particular stereotype amusing.
SuperUse
This copypasta is from 2002. Snopes found the first instance of it on the something awful forums.
flamingflamingo
Surprising. This has all of the elements of a classic tumblr post.
Predicto
90 percent of the cool shit on the internet started on the something awful forums.
Addrammelech
It was such a good forum, loved the let's play threads.
mrwikstroem
It still exists my dude
Addrammelech
Yea I know, neogaf also still exists but the age of forums is far gone. It's not the same when it's the same 5 people talking to each other.
certainlynotaserialkiller
Way worse stuff happens at the religious schools near me. Its hillarious to see abstinency only classes while half a dozen girls are pregnant.
TreasonousCheeto
Not sure about hilarious. Ironic? Tragic?
Badprenup
Irony and tragedy are both huge contributors to comedy
NotThisGuyAgain
Years ago, manager of mine who did Catholic school explained that she and her gfs pretty much believed that whatever you did, you could just go to confession for and it would be okay. She implied that, at the time, they all saw it as a possible form of birth control, because things would be 'okay'.
RoyalWithChz
Her gfs as in girlfriends or friends who are girls? Either way, that’s religious sex education for you
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
From back before lower case letters were invented
thotterpop
Looks like punctuation marks didn't exist back then, either. I couldn't get past the first line, "One time at school let me"
SalmonTheWise
MMII AD.
Weblord
When the internet screamed down the copper phone lines
thelegendofthetwistednavigator
2002? Not really. Broadband was pretty widespread then (not fast compared to now but better than 28.8 baud)
PrincessWendyB
YOU were RICH
PoorBoyChevelle
My house, and my friends houses, was definitely still on dial up in 2002. School was the only place I knew with a T1 line