Have you ever wanted to be a cunning linguist?

Mar 30, 2018 8:34 AM

kittydetonator

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Most of these seem like it would be impossible for either of the people involved to enjoy it.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Folded positions are fav

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What about when she's on the bed in the doggy position and you got your face all up in her booty?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A helpful tip from Colonel Angus.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

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When you go through every butler variation and she still doesn't finish:

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I love how southern means asshole on your nose.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Nothing wrong with a little southern hospitality

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

folded eagle ftw

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I get the feeling that @elbowdeepinahorse is a feedbag fan

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A ton of great band names in here

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

BS. None of these are done with pants on

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

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Was she cupping a fart?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I dunno. I find it works best when she ISN'T wearing a bathing suit.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But... how can I do these alone?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought tat last one was called the "Captain Morgan."

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Darling it's better down where it's wetter, under the sink.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Let’s just stick with Eagle

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Not even north face/south face?

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8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My thoughts as well.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’d say less than 5 of those are useful.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

More than 5 for sure, but I agree some seem really "not a good idea in the long run"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know nothing about cunnilingus.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Apparently not, though comfort surely plays a role most of the time in bed lol

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

For southern hospitality, do I need a relative?

8 years ago | Likes 538 Dislikes 11

Yes

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Listen here you little shit

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Just bring all the biscuits and gravy you can get your hands on

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8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Nah, u just need to be an engineer

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nah, just a cup of sugar

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

roll tide

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You need a relative for all of them.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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That, and a glass of sweet tea

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Pecan pie

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WELL IF YOU DO IT RIGHT YOULL HAVE A FULL GLASS AFTERWARDS

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Last time I checked, your mom was willing.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A lot of these just look uncomfortable.

8 years ago | Likes 105 Dislikes 5

Neck breakers for the ladies.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah, my go to is the eagle. Comfortable, she gets to stretch out and writhe when she needs to, no weight on anything that could stress...

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

The only appropriate response.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Would any woman enjoy something like Crabby Clam? Looks like too much effort is required.

8 years ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 4

I think some of these are for porn, not necessarily for the participants pleasure.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

It wouldnt be any harder than something like the aerial butler or aerial feedbag lol. If youre fit enough and like yoga/pilates

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I have no arm strength, so anything that requires me to hold my weight on my arms for longer than ten seconds is a hard pass for me.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Perhaps. But do i want to eat only spaghetti for the rest of my life? No; i want to try new things, and if i don't like it on to the next

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The effort makes it more fun.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I’ll give it a go and let you know

8 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 3

Username checks out

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I get so angry when I creep on someone's profile and there are no christmas pics. https://media.giphy.com/media/p8Uw3hzdAE2dO/giphy.gif

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Weirder sex has been had. One of my mate's bragged that his girl didn't really enjoy sex unless it was so vigorous that both parties-

8 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 1

passed out afterward. He seemed very happy about having to 'work for it'.

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I hope he's passing out after pulling out.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a man who takes pride in his work.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yhea, but like, no.....

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

If you're in good physical shape, doing a solid 0.5-2.0 hours of sex cardio is great. If you can't go up the stairs without taking a break..

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

it's distractingly exhausting, especially if you're doing 95% of the work

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I guess anything works for someone. Based on my (limited) experiences, women want to relax to enjoy, and an athletic position doesn't fit.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I ain't never had sex that didn't involve one of us laying down during the main event, so I agree, but I don't mind trying weird shit-

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

because I don't lift weights and run to not do weird shit during sex sometimes.

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Sidewinder Servant

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Explain your first sexual experience in a gif

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Entirely appropriate response.

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"Drip face"

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