I am dog. I halp.

Dec 7, 2015 7:01 PM

I am dog. I halp.

HOOMAN, YOU'RE SO BAD AT SWIM. LET ME HALP

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My dog used to do this, she'd try to herd us by swimming in circles around us and lead us to shore.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

superbeagle!

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Hey, I'm relevant!

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Its a rescue dog

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago | Likes 138 Dislikes 2

Have you heard a beagles voice? That shit is CAPS not tinytext

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well that is a good reason for the top comment over taking mine.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can we comment on the fact that the cameraman did nothing

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I think the dog was being trained to rescue. It looks like the girl got her hair ready for the dog and helped him get it in his mouth.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

WHAT DOING? WATER BAD

10 years ago | Likes 451 Dislikes 4

Water doing?..water bad.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

NO SINK, ONLY SWIM

10 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 1

What did we do to deserve dogs

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

gave their ancestors food and trust and shelter.......it really is a win win situation

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You will be saved

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I WILL SAVE YOU, HUMAN PUP

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I love the turn this took

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Omg that is the best dog ever

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

STOP RESISTING HOOMAN I AM HALPING!

10 years ago | Likes 1206 Dislikes 5

He will never get that wet girl smell off of himself

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"wtf jessica! I thought you were drowning. here, let me take these hair off you, that'll teach you"-lifedoug

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Anyone else curious as to why the person filming didn't help resolve this situation?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Watch as she offers hair to him in first gif, he is being trained in rescue

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

AWWW.. There are a lot more instances in which dogs have actually saved the lives of humans!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is he supposed to be stupid or something?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

shit... I miss my beagle so much...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Awww, fluffy is big help. Fluffy deserves treat! Give him treat now!!!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Give this dog all the treats

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So sweet

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stop trying to not making me halp you hooman, just breathe!! Breathe!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A cat would have thrown you an anchor.

10 years ago | Likes 429 Dislikes 11

And ducks:

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

On the head, probably.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

So that you won't sink, right?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Must be a strong ass cat

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Cats have the strength to do the most dickish thing their lazy bodies feel like doing in any circumstance.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

A cat would first eat an anchor, then throw it up and then toss it at you.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

That would require effort on the cat's part.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

if you are curious where the I HALP comes from: http://imgur.com/7M4Q8Mh

10 years ago | Likes 109 Dislikes 7

.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you reference side of imgur

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's a nice thought but I think it goes much further back than that.

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Much, much further.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'd love to find out! any source?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As i see downvotes hitting this post, i can only imagine its being downvoted by jealous cats

10 years ago | Likes 104 Dislikes 7

Or it's the vertical recordings

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or repost haters

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

with reasonable IT skills

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Who the hell could downvote this?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For the love of god...http://imgur.com/EDAT1uX

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

No one cares

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You do. You replied.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I care about people caring. In the end we're the same though. Nothing here to be proud of.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

your image fucked with me more than the vertical videos. it's fine on a phone so I didn't notice.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As I stand here and record.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

she wasnt drowning

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm talking about the hair.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

she purposefully splashes, then give him her hair when she pulls in. the dog isnt supposed to let go until shes out of the water.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A job well done, fellow dog!

10 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 0

How many dogs is there coming??

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

All of them

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And why is someone filming instead of actually doing something?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That girl is very clearly not actually drowning.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

cause she wasnt drowning?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

But the dog is still pulling her hair which has to hurt.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

if you notice, she gives him her hair. Im sure its training of some sort

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but it is pretty cute/funny

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