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I'm shorter than him so when i put my arm under his head and cuddle him, my leg can only drape over his waist.
Mar 4, 2017 5:06 PM
BasicHumor4U
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I'm shorter than him so when i put my arm under his head and cuddle him, my leg can only drape over his waist.
PeacefulWarfare
Girlfriend doesn't enjoy spooning. :(
sigoOlvidandoMiUsername
i clicked
FH2actual
My girlfriend is smaller then me (by a large margin) so I sometimes roll over and bump her with my butt to initiate Large Little Spoon mode.
frankbarista
Initiate self defense level one: fart *phleeeeeeeeps*
Sevett
You sure it's not because you're full of his junk?
OnlyTheReactionGifOfElijahWoodSayingTerrific
Acatno
Just about the only way I can fall asleep most nights.
Acatno
As the guy, anyway xD
thedaisysmuggler
That's so sweet
uitSCHOT
Jesus christ I'm lonely...
MackerelTex
Me too man or lady. *lonely fist bump*
Justrampant
I got a rucksack...http://imgur.com/GUDxmbV
PianoandPads
TheDeanofLean
I'm going to die alone
Insomnia297
Look on the brightside! At least you'll die!
UntitledUnmasteredDeluxe
Sweet release
matyles
I like to ride on tall peoples backs and pretend to be a giants back pack
chazez
DiceyBusiness
By my girlfriend's standards that's a pretty subtle hint.
IEATASS69
We need more females like this.
DiceyBusiness
...romantically involved? I thought that was Imgur's biggest problem in life after student debt and depression.
Sionas
Hmm as a short guy, I might end up with a huge backpack at this rate.
KaitlynTheSeaDragon
As a short girl, I might end up as a backpack's backpack
Sionas
Lmao
CiaphasWho
My wife actively makes jetpack noises. Hahaha
GothRainbowPotato
I need to do this!
jeffasaurusrex
This goes to show kids.. marry the cool chick!
mountainofpuppies
that is absolutely adorable
birdman4376
After 12 years of marriage, my personal space in bed is sacrosanct. Don't get me wrong, I love my wife very much... This would pissed me off
birdman4376
It may not be this way for everyone, but for us some things really change after the honeymoon phase passed and kids arrived.
DiceyBusiness
Me and my girlfriend have separate duvets. Once it's time to actually sleep we go separate sides of the bed. I love her but I love sleep to.
flover
15 years.... 10 minutes of cuddles and then "FUCK OFF I AM SLEEPING YOU THERMONUCLEAR HEATING DEVICE OF A MAN!"
BasicHumor4U
Everyone needs cuddles, even those people who hate to be cuddled.
birdman4376
We like to cuddle, but not when I'm trying to sleep.
SuperDork42
My gf and I love it. If the gf is shorter than the guy it's called jetpacking
Stuey1221
I call my fiancée my limpet :D
FloridaIsTooHot
I'm always the big spoon. My bf is 5'8 140 ish lbs "motorcycle accident happened so he lost weight" any who, I'm 5'2 108 tiny backpackgang!
AnElectrifyingMan
Damn you and your love, +1
Womblebat
@saggateron this is always how we end up sleeping too.
Ineedthebloodofavirgintogetmyusername
You get called a sexy backpack I get called a jet pack
BasicHumor4U
Show him this and tell him to call you a sexy backpack too
castlemacaw
I call this the koala baby
secretoaster
I'm going to enjoy reading your sob story eventually on here.
SanityMadness
Count me in
MaxPowah
I hate myself for upvoting you. I'm lost in self-disgust so please disregard my bad vibes.
the12thletter
Well, her username checks out.
ithoughtitwasaboogerbutitsnot
You mean he calls you his insomnia. There's no way he can sleep with you like that.
BasicHumor4U
He knocks out.
DiceyBusiness
Maybe not, but there's something reassuring about some warm norks squished into your back. Feels good, man.
Bowmore
I slept like that last night...@shoretoplease can confirm
kermie92
Can confirm. I enjoyed being your jetpack/backpack/pillow.
TheFamousNecromancerMrBones
Aww, When I spoon my boyfriend he calls me "gay", and says "I'm not your boyfriend" and "I dont know you" If only we could get along so well
KenHideyoshi
Same
MadDrDrillBit
just playing hard to get. i recommend lots of texts, notes under windshield wipers ect.
NUXCO
Make sure its written in your blood so they know its from you.
Koshunae
Fake positive pregnancy tests are what men crave. Give him at least 4!
ADMNtek
i want a backpack like that. now i'm sad.
Sagromus
Usually short people make sex difficult...
ADMNtek
nonsense short girls are awesome.
siripo
As a shirt guy, completely agree...
SomeCrazyNerd
I want one with a dick.
HotMagentaDuckFace
Run. Run. Run. Jump. I can be your backpack while you run.
NikonMatt
Nah what's even sadder is having the back pack but it can't return the same feelings :(
theunchosenflener
This <\3
TheUpdootist
I'm about six foot, hairy, and sightly overweight. But maybe I can be a backpack?
septillion
Hey Kai
Pewpewblaster
As a gay man who is into bears, hop on ;)
groovymamba
I think most people do
Cynch
Eat taco bell and you can be a jet pack.
kukuforcoacopuffs
This is why I love Imgur...plus 1
Quatrekat
My boyfriend calls me his fartpack
masturbationpanther
I tell my bf to hold on we're going to mars.
inkandcaffeine
You made me upvote the post because this comment needs to be on fp
Redwolf2495
Same.
Saranwraper
Different but same
Orpheus
Same but different
BasicHumor4U
We ate asada fries last night and he is his own rocket ship.
SaltIsInYourEyesNow
Lmao
harambesghost18
As long as it isn't a solid state booster...
RoombaTheAssaultVacuum
I am squeaking like a retarded seal over these comments
Cynch
Aww, you're a little booster rocket!
Martecles
Pooper scooter
adhominem
Free loader!
BasicHumor4U
? Umm how? I bought my own food and he bought his?
adhominem
I was referring he providing all the thrust and you just enjoying the ride. Bad jet pack!
BasicHumor4U
Oh okay
CidColetti
Well then, be careful laying like that next to him, you'll blow up like a balloon animal when he farts.
MackdomblesDarbleChaiseBarga
CidColetti
xbxoxy
Did you still spooned him??
BasicHumor4U
Of course. As the girlfriend its one of my jobs.
xbxoxy
I just CANT fart in front of my gf, let alone fart her while she's spooning me lol good for you and your bf i guess
BasicHumor4U
He farted like 10 time the first time i spent the night. It happens.