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As some people pointed out: http://xkcd.com/673/
May 9, 2015 2:39 PM
HarveyParker
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As some people pointed out: http://xkcd.com/673/
waitingfortheencore
Lost it at daylight savings
BilldeTurlock
ECNALUBMA!
OutlawProphet
I came across this great porn dvd today....now its sticky and doesn't play.
Axelawl
The Mr. T one made me lose my shit
qussow
For real though, that's not the plural of ambulance.
spazfroggie
Upvote for the title!
AvantiSempreAvanti
Has nobody ever heard of phoenetics? Tomato, tomahto, boom, there it is.
owiseone
Feyonce? Idgi
AFelineMassofEyes
Fiancée. Finally it clicked for me.
FluffywuzzlesMcCuddlebottoms
@sara pls
Thoraxe123
if you're afraid of Obama, does that make you Barackniphobic?
FuckWhoeverTookMyName
I always upvote GG
FleetFootFortune
Well, I mean if you spell tomato phonetically, it'd be either tomahto or tomayto. Just saying.
SoberSamuel
it should be
hellokelbutt
As a barber PLEASE don't do that. I'm so gullible...
WhimsicalCalamari
VIVE LA DOLPHIN RESISTANCE http://imgur.com/wPfoIQk
Blackd0nuts
Dauphin*
squidknuckle
Saving, not savings.
JerryBradyJr
The comic got it right.
SkittleE
Toe-may-toe, toe-mah-toe, I say it toe-muh-toe.
ChildishFlamingo
Your title is horrible: +1
38395
Why you need to make the chemeleon feel bad?
felofilipino
that mouth one....I gotta use that.
TheAbyssAndVoid
Ambuli gets my vote
Ticky21
I wish someone would punch me in the mouth...
throwaawy
#8 @sarapls ? *wiggles eyebrows*
sarapls
No.
Maturitylevel10
Upvoting for the "don't even know her!" joke. That is my favourite kind of humour
kiche08
If you don't already, go watch some Hannah Hart on YouTube. My Drunk Kitchen has a looooot of these jokes. Also she's adorable.
Maturitylevel10
And you're my favourite kind of person, thank you.
Unicornhunter83
April, fools!*
IHAVEISSUESLIKEYOUWOULDNOTBELIEVE
This kills the joke.
Lugh314159
Thanks Ollie.
blitherypoop
I pity the fool who doesn't punctuate correctly.
MostIndeedlySo
"Pitying the fool will lead to pity sex with the fool." - Mr. T, Secrets (Conan O'Brien)
HanktheHeliotropeShank
sloshy3
YEAAAAAAAH vocative commas
sporkafife
#5 - There's an XKCD for that http://xkcd.com/673/
Gwego
quickhand
"Never fall back" :)
RepsforTheGodEmperor
ok the daylight savings one got me. +1 for you
IMentionedTheBisque
DAYMAN! Ah-ah-ahhh! FIGHTER OF THE NIGHTMAN! Ah-ah-ahhh!
JerryBradyJr
At least the comic got it right...
cptkipard
Ambulus means "run" in Latin.
MorganFreemanTakesTheWorld
Or ambulant (plural)
Trellin
Not even close. Ambulare is the verb to walk. Currere is to run.
WhimsicalCalamari
But what does amberlamps mean?
rasmis
So plural'd be “ambulantia”. It came to current form via army field hospitals. Other words of same origins are alley, ambulatory and amble.
fennec3x5
I thought it meant "walk"?
YouProbablyRememberMeAsAManWithSmallHands
Ambulare is the infinitive ('to walk', more than run), -us is a noun ending. But yeah basically an ambulance is a movey-thing :)
cptkipard
That's hilarious XD
Trekker47
Unless I'm very much mistaken, that's not even a word. Ambulare though is 'to walk'.
cptkipard
Good point.
tsamneb
I read "Feyonce" out loud about 4 times before i got it.
BigAndChunkyDane
I still don't get it :(
lordsnowthecrow
When read out loud, "Feyonce" sounds like "fiance"
BigAndChunkyDane
Thanks. I guess I'm to used to just reading english, so I don't recognize the sound anymore :)
DumbShitIsMyTrigger
I can't help but feel a lot of the stuff that sounds hilarious online would be annoying as fuck in real life
AppalachianAdventurer
A lot of these are stolen from tumblr, anyway.
randawg
Are you implying that this is not real life? That Imgur is some false reality? THIS IS REAL!!!
Dictatorschmitty
Humor in real life is far more dependent on context. If you walked up to someone and they just blurted out any of these, it would be weird
SaucyDisses
I would laugh so hard--would be refreshing.
Bombideer
I feel like the chameleon one would work, but only to somebody that you were already talking with.
miraquiTOMA
There was this one comedian (wish I could remember his name) I remember seeing on tv, who sat on stage with a notepad, pen and eating 1~
miraquiTOMA
bag of chips, and basically told really cheesy jokes one at a time and would scratch them off his and edit his list based on reactions. 2~
miraquiTOMA
Maybe 1 out of every 3 were actually good jokes but his mannerism and stage presence was hilarious. 3/3
forcedstorytime
To be fair, that's not usually how jokes are told IRL.
Dictatorschmitty
That's my point. None of these things would be funny IRL, because they're not presented correctly
1spodaspakers
lol it's funny when people make things ridiculous to strengthen their point
bluefacepaint
You know what else is funny? Dead babies. Because of decomp. They smell funny. *badumtsh*
miraquiTOMA
Lots of comedians say "you ever notice how.." and it's something I've NEVER noticed.
1spodaspakers
Haha yeah all the time. I let it slide if it's necessary but if they're just making up shit people don't actually do it kinda ruins it