Jan 24, 2018 9:43 PM
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Original post : https://imgur.com/gallery/TSznPn7
nicepersonbadbreath
He's got at least two Pokémon that can bend those bars
shasuba
Can’t pikachu just use iron tail and destroy the bars?
gabecruz76
iron tail?
mmaatt8
It's raining
Llendar
Forget Iron Tail?
BigDaddyLove
He melted the bars with his electricity, right? RIGHT?????
Sionas
The emotional impact really lessens the 5th time around
TheBreezy
fixe
That's awful. thank you internet.
PizzaStation
PhenTsoksar
Ash died doing what he loved.
templar614
Thank you for ruining my childhood.
ComcastLover
Pikachu can just sit on his face and he can use him as a straw to breathe air
KalashnikovKitty
v
MajesticNugget
She take our fire pokemon-_-
DrCashmire
koreth
Well, that's just a wee bit dark.
walkerdude5
Never noticed the tear drops from pikachu before
QuanticChaos
I love happy endings!
aCheesyBoi
Fuckin Team Rocket Mafia
Howtogrowwood
Well, that was so dark, the Olympic track teams are trying to recruit it
kristiwalker
HockeyFighter69
@ilookfuckingcool this is...not how I thought it would go
ilookfuckingcool
Thneitis
This scenario is why I always have bendy straws with me
Baroonz
Wouldnt it be faster to drink the water without the straws?
SlackerTactical
hahahaha
DefinitelyNotASithLord
Possiblyendemic
Athelmar42
Bet you wish you'd kept Charazard now, don't you Ash.
RedArchon
He wouldn’t has listened anyway...
DavosTheOnionKnight
Fire doesn't melt steel beams. I thought we'd gotten past this already.
valen00
arc welders do though
Hammsammiches
Not without jet fuel
viaovid
https://youtu.be/CR-RbU-KB6c?t=108
Ins0mniacdrag0n
doesnt he still technically own charizard but just left to happily roam free in a nature reserve?
AstakachuPikachu
Yes he never gave away charizard he left him were charizard would be the most happy.
Charizard was still coming help him several number of time after that, especialy in the movie
DontLookBackInAnger
Jesus Christ
REDF0RMANSF00T
Jesus can’t help at this point...
ILovePolarBears
Athena428
CaptainPawfulFox
InOtterSpace
NotNotDeadpool
Would have defiantly made wine and died of alcohol poisoning.
SkyGraveFyreKeeper
Why would you have to be defiant about it? Sounds like a good time.
stinkingyeti
I hate this word misuse more than any failure of their there they're.
TxDragnier
Jesus?
Goku
grapefruittroop
This made it better
ExOneOneSeven
this
Wallpaperpaste7
I read that as everyday I'm suffering
CptCreampuff
Can't he iron tail the pipes I've seen him destroy way stronger shot than some rusted pipes with iron tail
FixedsysLabs
That is clearly his Kanto design
gatharen
Not to mention how team rocket managed to get him into there.
shimmernshine
Wrong card.
or help himself from any of the five other pokemon he has with him :/
AtoleDrinker
He was out of PP
TheGoblet
Still gen 1, didn’t know iron tail
Alfadorfox
Surf, then! :D
Fuck that, i just taught mine strength. Fuckin pikachu got gains, bustin my brother ash outta there in no time
Ravenwing14
A little mouse is literally bending steel bars. Pretty sure he's already using strength.
TheVampireDante
"Pikachu, use strength!" https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BhxbPyMIYAAEkCQ.jpg
Tzanax
Thank you. Lmfao
Yes he can but the comic is made for you to feel shit.
Pushpushki
I feel anger because he didn't use Iron Tail...
HammerNoodle
I can't feel like shit if he dumb
Ansem571
But he is dumb as shit. He lost to a guy in a 6v5 match in Unova. He regularly uses electric attacks on Ground types.
EveryGOPAccusationIsActuallyAnAdmission
He did charge Mewtwo, after all...
SpanishInquisitioner
He punched the mother fucker
AwkwardKeming
Dude, it's a gate. The water will just flow past. Just stick your mug out a little and you can still breathe.
MadDucks
But how far is it from the bottom of the bars to the top of the hole? More than a few inches and you could never reach it.
DeadForTaxReasons
My whole life has been a lie
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
NOW you're telling him
TheRighteousIndignation
Imagine if that's what team rocket wanted. Just to scare him. But he overreacted and killed himself through pikachu.
macpall
Just enjoy it for what it is
Darkspire
Little late for that now.
BecauseJapan
yeah but his ears will fill with water and that's the worst. He's better off dead.
Monka42
......what? My ears fill with water everyday. I'm a lifeguard.
SeriouslyAwkward
I just want to point out that ash literally has super strength and can totally bend those bars apart. Dudes carrying larvatar like a sack of
Candy. Larvitar weighs 159 lbs. He's literally Will Smith in that one movie about a Cunty immortal super hero trying to reform
JKJM
Hancock
Yea that one.
Whazitooyah
The floor has a finite area and would likely reach to Pikachu's hips if the water had no place to drain.
Even if the door was opened and the water poured out and never got more than just a puddle, you'd still have to take into account
That the bars have a width and would block Ash's ability to even keep his nose above.
shhep
Also, if water's cold, hypothermia is a MUCH better way to go than fucking electrocution. Experienced both and one is floating away into
warm nothingness, other is getting full body, as in every inch of your body, massaged by really muscular hobos on PCP. It fucking hurts.
magemorpheus
Jesus dude...Maybe it's time to look for a new hobby or line of work.
Hypothermia was from hobby. Electrocution was from me being a fucking disaster magnet. Whole my life.
Not if it’s an inch or two below the lip
lurkmoarjono
Artist didn't show a decline in elevation... Regardless, Ash be dumb.
Nize426
I mean look how much Pikachu can lift it. Should be fine if Pikachu lifts a bar and Ash keeps his face there.
Doobadia
I can lift 100 lbs, would you trust your life to me holding 100 lbs off the ground indefinitely?
You just need to bend the bar enough to get your head out. Even if it bends back around your neck, your head is above the water now.
Lumpybiscuitz
Use ur fists as an air straw
TacocatForwardsIsTacocat
would this work in a real life scenario?
Pornegranate
Cup your hands to make a tube: no problem. Unless it's an inch or two below an inch or two below the lip...
bisqwit
Have you ever tried making a watertight tube from your hands? Emphasis on watertight. Also while simultaneously holding onto the gate.
That's probably not going to work (not that I've tried it)
IAmUlysses31
He could even make a harness using his clothes to keep him in place.
VeryEnthusiasticWalksThroughtheWoods
Find a straw or make one, that'd keep you alive for as long as you can hold on and with tying thats pretty much forever
Tearofjebus69
Or ya know he starves to death, without help eventually he’s gunna die
If that water is drinkable he could last a decent bit. Only needs a few hours
MySpiritAnimalIsTheUnpopularOpinionPuffin
Take your shirt and wrap it around two bars. Tie the ends together. Now take a stick (have Pikachu get it) and twist the shirt. As you twist
the shirt, it will be pulled to the middle, thus bending the two bars away from the ones next to them. Climb out.
Shmiddty
Just like in that Jackie Chan movie. Except he used piss.
nerdyvet
Wouldn't that still require a certain requiste strength for twisting, AND a suitable strength for both shirt and stick?
If Pikachu, a large rodent, can bend the bar then Ash could. A wet shirt is insanely strong btw.
Bottom line is that there were options, Ash, you dumb fuck.
Sauroctonus
Red wouldn't be in this mess. FFS.
BatmanRidingANarwhal
He's 10 :/
He's "10" lol bro he's a fucking immortal. He literally has super strength. He can bend those bars If he wanted to. Ash just wanted to
Finally rest. Immortals want to die too
nice to see you again fellow awkward imgur user! Hows your deuteranomaly treating you?
I don't recognize your usemame at all, but what's up man. Still can't tell red from green, you?
AwkwardTurtle2
Can I join too?
I think the most apt reply would be none. But now I've messed that up. Oh well, hopefully we'll dick. Hi five
Draxedz
Joining on this cause why not, deuteranomaly sucks.
All the red flags just look like flags...
aTokenOfMyExtreme
This convo is going to be great!
*crickets*
Whitebeardthepirate
with a thunderbolt and water like that, Ash lived up to his name
Well im in agreement that he could have waited a bit more but he'd still die after his body has been submerged for extended periods of time
CurlySwede
I'm sure Pikachu could get help before then, as that would take days.
well hypothermia would set in and kill ash in a couple hours for sure. Only if the waters warm would he suffer for the next couple days as
his skin breaks down and he develops sores and eventually die from infection.
SeaHacking
At least he wouldn't drown though
wormfood
Or he'd get exhausted from holding on to the bars and pushing his face out, so he'd accidentally suck water and choke and then he's screwed
Grayfox23
Wtf kind of pools do you swim in that you die after a couple hours? He's indoors mate. I'm sure he'll last more than a couple hours.
Plus this isn't nice clean pool water it's sewage. Temperature is probably really low. Much lower than a pool which has heaters
He has no room to move which means he isn't generating body heat through exercise. So yea hypothermia would kill him in a couple hours.
nicepersonbadbreath
He's got at least two Pokémon that can bend those bars
shasuba
Can’t pikachu just use iron tail and destroy the bars?
gabecruz76
iron tail?
mmaatt8
It's raining
Llendar
Forget Iron Tail?
BigDaddyLove
He melted the bars with his electricity, right? RIGHT?????
Sionas
The emotional impact really lessens the 5th time around
TheBreezy
fixe
That's awful. thank you internet.
PizzaStation
PhenTsoksar
Ash died doing what he loved.
templar614
Thank you for ruining my childhood.
ComcastLover
Pikachu can just sit on his face and he can use him as a straw to breathe air
KalashnikovKitty
MajesticNugget
DrCashmire
koreth
Well, that's just a wee bit dark.
walkerdude5
Never noticed the tear drops from pikachu before
QuanticChaos
I love happy endings!
aCheesyBoi
Fuckin Team Rocket Mafia
Howtogrowwood
Well, that was so dark, the Olympic track teams are trying to recruit it
kristiwalker
HockeyFighter69
@ilookfuckingcool this is...not how I thought it would go
ilookfuckingcool
Thneitis
This scenario is why I always have bendy straws with me
Baroonz
Wouldnt it be faster to drink the water without the straws?
SlackerTactical
hahahaha
DefinitelyNotASithLord
Possiblyendemic
DefinitelyNotASithLord
Athelmar42
Bet you wish you'd kept Charazard now, don't you Ash.
RedArchon
He wouldn’t has listened anyway...
DavosTheOnionKnight
Fire doesn't melt steel beams. I thought we'd gotten past this already.
valen00
arc welders do though
Hammsammiches
Not without jet fuel
viaovid
https://youtu.be/CR-RbU-KB6c?t=108
Ins0mniacdrag0n
doesnt he still technically own charizard but just left to happily roam free in a nature reserve?
AstakachuPikachu
Yes he never gave away charizard he left him were charizard would be the most happy.
AstakachuPikachu
Charizard was still coming help him several number of time after that, especialy in the movie
DontLookBackInAnger
Jesus Christ
REDF0RMANSF00T
Jesus can’t help at this point...
ILovePolarBears
Athena428
CaptainPawfulFox
InOtterSpace
NotNotDeadpool
Would have defiantly made wine and died of alcohol poisoning.
SkyGraveFyreKeeper
Why would you have to be defiant about it? Sounds like a good time.
stinkingyeti
I hate this word misuse more than any failure of their there they're.
TxDragnier
Jesus?
Goku
grapefruittroop
This made it better
ExOneOneSeven
this
Wallpaperpaste7
I read that as everyday I'm suffering
CptCreampuff
Can't he iron tail the pipes I've seen him destroy way stronger shot than some rusted pipes with iron tail
FixedsysLabs
That is clearly his Kanto design
gatharen
Not to mention how team rocket managed to get him into there.
shimmernshine
Wrong card.
Ins0mniacdrag0n
or help himself from any of the five other pokemon he has with him :/
AtoleDrinker
He was out of PP
TheGoblet
Still gen 1, didn’t know iron tail
Alfadorfox
Surf, then! :D
Baroonz
Fuck that, i just taught mine strength. Fuckin pikachu got gains, bustin my brother ash outta there in no time
Ravenwing14
A little mouse is literally bending steel bars. Pretty sure he's already using strength.
TheVampireDante
"Pikachu, use strength!" https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BhxbPyMIYAAEkCQ.jpg
Tzanax
Thank you. Lmfao
Goku
Yes he can but the comic is made for you to feel shit.
Pushpushki
I feel anger because he didn't use Iron Tail...
HammerNoodle
I can't feel like shit if he dumb
Ansem571
But he is dumb as shit. He lost to a guy in a 6v5 match in Unova. He regularly uses electric attacks on Ground types.
EveryGOPAccusationIsActuallyAnAdmission
He did charge Mewtwo, after all...
SpanishInquisitioner
He punched the mother fucker
AwkwardKeming
Dude, it's a gate. The water will just flow past. Just stick your mug out a little and you can still breathe.
MadDucks
But how far is it from the bottom of the bars to the top of the hole? More than a few inches and you could never reach it.
DeadForTaxReasons
My whole life has been a lie
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
NOW you're telling him
TheRighteousIndignation
Imagine if that's what team rocket wanted. Just to scare him. But he overreacted and killed himself through pikachu.
macpall
Just enjoy it for what it is
Darkspire
Little late for that now.
BecauseJapan
yeah but his ears will fill with water and that's the worst. He's better off dead.
Monka42
......what? My ears fill with water everyday. I'm a lifeguard.
AwkwardKeming
SeriouslyAwkward
I just want to point out that ash literally has super strength and can totally bend those bars apart. Dudes carrying larvatar like a sack of
SeriouslyAwkward
Candy. Larvitar weighs 159 lbs. He's literally Will Smith in that one movie about a Cunty immortal super hero trying to reform
JKJM
Hancock
SeriouslyAwkward
Yea that one.
Whazitooyah
The floor has a finite area and would likely reach to Pikachu's hips if the water had no place to drain.
Whazitooyah
Even if the door was opened and the water poured out and never got more than just a puddle, you'd still have to take into account
Whazitooyah
That the bars have a width and would block Ash's ability to even keep his nose above.
shhep
Also, if water's cold, hypothermia is a MUCH better way to go than fucking electrocution. Experienced both and one is floating away into
shhep
warm nothingness, other is getting full body, as in every inch of your body, massaged by really muscular hobos on PCP. It fucking hurts.
magemorpheus
Jesus dude...Maybe it's time to look for a new hobby or line of work.
shhep
Hypothermia was from hobby. Electrocution was from me being a fucking disaster magnet. Whole my life.
Thneitis
Not if it’s an inch or two below the lip
lurkmoarjono
Artist didn't show a decline in elevation... Regardless, Ash be dumb.
Nize426
I mean look how much Pikachu can lift it. Should be fine if Pikachu lifts a bar and Ash keeps his face there.
Doobadia
I can lift 100 lbs, would you trust your life to me holding 100 lbs off the ground indefinitely?
Nize426
You just need to bend the bar enough to get your head out. Even if it bends back around your neck, your head is above the water now.
Lumpybiscuitz
Use ur fists as an air straw
TacocatForwardsIsTacocat
would this work in a real life scenario?
Pornegranate
Cup your hands to make a tube: no problem. Unless it's an inch or two below an inch or two below the lip...
bisqwit
Have you ever tried making a watertight tube from your hands? Emphasis on watertight. Also while simultaneously holding onto the gate.
valen00
That's probably not going to work (not that I've tried it)
IAmUlysses31
He could even make a harness using his clothes to keep him in place.
VeryEnthusiasticWalksThroughtheWoods
Find a straw or make one, that'd keep you alive for as long as you can hold on and with tying thats pretty much forever
Tearofjebus69
Or ya know he starves to death, without help eventually he’s gunna die
VeryEnthusiasticWalksThroughtheWoods
If that water is drinkable he could last a decent bit. Only needs a few hours
MySpiritAnimalIsTheUnpopularOpinionPuffin
Take your shirt and wrap it around two bars. Tie the ends together. Now take a stick (have Pikachu get it) and twist the shirt. As you twist
MySpiritAnimalIsTheUnpopularOpinionPuffin
the shirt, it will be pulled to the middle, thus bending the two bars away from the ones next to them. Climb out.
Shmiddty
Just like in that Jackie Chan movie. Except he used piss.
nerdyvet
Wouldn't that still require a certain requiste strength for twisting, AND a suitable strength for both shirt and stick?
MySpiritAnimalIsTheUnpopularOpinionPuffin
If Pikachu, a large rodent, can bend the bar then Ash could. A wet shirt is insanely strong btw.
AwkwardKeming
Bottom line is that there were options, Ash, you dumb fuck.
Sauroctonus
Red wouldn't be in this mess. FFS.
BatmanRidingANarwhal
He's 10 :/
SeriouslyAwkward
He's "10" lol bro he's a fucking immortal. He literally has super strength. He can bend those bars If he wanted to. Ash just wanted to
SeriouslyAwkward
Finally rest. Immortals want to die too
SeriouslyAwkward
nice to see you again fellow awkward imgur user! Hows your deuteranomaly treating you?
AwkwardKeming
I don't recognize your usemame at all, but what's up man.
Still can't tell red from green, you?
AwkwardTurtle2
Can I join too?
AwkwardKeming
I think the most apt reply would be none. But now I've messed that up. Oh well, hopefully we'll dick. Hi five
Draxedz
Joining on this cause why not, deuteranomaly sucks.
AwkwardKeming
All the red flags just look like flags...
aTokenOfMyExtreme
This convo is going to be great!
AwkwardKeming
*crickets*
Whitebeardthepirate
with a thunderbolt and water like that, Ash lived up to his name
SeriouslyAwkward
Well im in agreement that he could have waited a bit more but he'd still die after his body has been submerged for extended periods of time
CurlySwede
I'm sure Pikachu could get help before then, as that would take days.
SeriouslyAwkward
well hypothermia would set in and kill ash in a couple hours for sure. Only if the waters warm would he suffer for the next couple days as
SeriouslyAwkward
his skin breaks down and he develops sores and eventually die from infection.
SeaHacking
At least he wouldn't drown though
wormfood
Or he'd get exhausted from holding on to the bars and pushing his face out, so he'd accidentally suck water and choke and then he's screwed
Grayfox23
Wtf kind of pools do you swim in that you die after a couple hours? He's indoors mate. I'm sure he'll last more than a couple hours.
SeriouslyAwkward
Plus this isn't nice clean pool water it's sewage. Temperature is probably really low. Much lower than a pool which has heaters
SeriouslyAwkward
He has no room to move which means he isn't generating body heat through exercise. So yea hypothermia would kill him in a couple hours.