Thunderbolt can't melt steel beams

Jan 24, 2018 9:43 PM

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He's got at least two Pokémon that can bend those bars

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Can’t pikachu just use iron tail and destroy the bars?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

iron tail?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's raining

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Forget Iron Tail?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He melted the bars with his electricity, right? RIGHT?????

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The emotional impact really lessens the 5th time around

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That's awful. thank you internet.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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Ash died doing what he loved.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you for ruining my childhood.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pikachu can just sit on his face and he can use him as a straw to breathe air

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She take our fire pokemon-_-

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Well, that's just a wee bit dark.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Never noticed the tear drops from pikachu before

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love happy endings!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fuckin Team Rocket Mafia

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, that was so dark, the Olympic track teams are trying to recruit it

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@ilookfuckingcool this is...not how I thought it would go

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This scenario is why I always have bendy straws with me

8 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

Wouldnt it be faster to drink the water without the straws?

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

hahahaha

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Bet you wish you'd kept Charazard now, don't you Ash.

8 years ago | Likes 237 Dislikes 1

He wouldn’t has listened anyway...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fire doesn't melt steel beams. I thought we'd gotten past this already.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

arc welders do though

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not without jet fuel

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

doesnt he still technically own charizard but just left to happily roam free in a nature reserve?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes he never gave away charizard he left him were charizard would be the most happy.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Charizard was still coming help him several number of time after that, especialy in the movie

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jesus Christ

8 years ago | Likes 1218 Dislikes 3

Jesus can’t help at this point...

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Would have defiantly made wine and died of alcohol poisoning.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 6

Why would you have to be defiant about it? Sounds like a good time.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hate this word misuse more than any failure of their there they're.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jesus?

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This made it better

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

this

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I read that as everyday I'm suffering

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can't he iron tail the pipes I've seen him destroy way stronger shot than some rusted pipes with iron tail

8 years ago | Likes 422 Dislikes 1

That is clearly his Kanto design

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Not to mention how team rocket managed to get him into there.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Wrong card.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

or help himself from any of the five other pokemon he has with him :/

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He was out of PP

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Still gen 1, didn’t know iron tail

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Surf, then! :D

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fuck that, i just taught mine strength. Fuckin pikachu got gains, bustin my brother ash outta there in no time

8 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

A little mouse is literally bending steel bars. Pretty sure he's already using strength.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

"Pikachu, use strength!" https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BhxbPyMIYAAEkCQ.jpg

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Thank you. Lmfao

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes he can but the comic is made for you to feel shit.

8 years ago | Likes 160 Dislikes 3

I feel anger because he didn't use Iron Tail...

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I can't feel like shit if he dumb

8 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

But he is dumb as shit. He lost to a guy in a 6v5 match in Unova. He regularly uses electric attacks on Ground types.

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He did charge Mewtwo, after all...

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

He punched the mother fucker

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Dude, it's a gate. The water will just flow past. Just stick your mug out a little and you can still breathe.

8 years ago | Likes 1088 Dislikes 11

But how far is it from the bottom of the bars to the top of the hole? More than a few inches and you could never reach it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My whole life has been a lie

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

NOW you're telling him

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Imagine if that's what team rocket wanted. Just to scare him. But he overreacted and killed himself through pikachu.

8 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 2

Just enjoy it for what it is

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Little late for that now.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yeah but his ears will fill with water and that's the worst. He's better off dead.

8 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

......what? My ears fill with water everyday. I'm a lifeguard.

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I just want to point out that ash literally has super strength and can totally bend those bars apart. Dudes carrying larvatar like a sack of

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Candy. Larvitar weighs 159 lbs. He's literally Will Smith in that one movie about a Cunty immortal super hero trying to reform

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Hancock

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yea that one.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The floor has a finite area and would likely reach to Pikachu's hips if the water had no place to drain.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Even if the door was opened and the water poured out and never got more than just a puddle, you'd still have to take into account

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That the bars have a width and would block Ash's ability to even keep his nose above.

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Also, if water's cold, hypothermia is a MUCH better way to go than fucking electrocution. Experienced both and one is floating away into

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

warm nothingness, other is getting full body, as in every inch of your body, massaged by really muscular hobos on PCP. It fucking hurts.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

Jesus dude...Maybe it's time to look for a new hobby or line of work.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hypothermia was from hobby. Electrocution was from me being a fucking disaster magnet. Whole my life.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not if it’s an inch or two below the lip

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Artist didn't show a decline in elevation... Regardless, Ash be dumb.

8 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 3

I mean look how much Pikachu can lift it. Should be fine if Pikachu lifts a bar and Ash keeps his face there.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I can lift 100 lbs, would you trust your life to me holding 100 lbs off the ground indefinitely?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You just need to bend the bar enough to get your head out. Even if it bends back around your neck, your head is above the water now.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Use ur fists as an air straw

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

would this work in a real life scenario?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cup your hands to make a tube: no problem. Unless it's an inch or two below an inch or two below the lip...

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Have you ever tried making a watertight tube from your hands? Emphasis on watertight. Also while simultaneously holding onto the gate.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's probably not going to work (not that I've tried it)

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He could even make a harness using his clothes to keep him in place.

8 years ago | Likes 254 Dislikes 2

Find a straw or make one, that'd keep you alive for as long as you can hold on and with tying thats pretty much forever

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or ya know he starves to death, without help eventually he’s gunna die

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If that water is drinkable he could last a decent bit. Only needs a few hours

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Take your shirt and wrap it around two bars. Tie the ends together. Now take a stick (have Pikachu get it) and twist the shirt. As you twist

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

the shirt, it will be pulled to the middle, thus bending the two bars away from the ones next to them. Climb out.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Just like in that Jackie Chan movie. Except he used piss.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Wouldn't that still require a certain requiste strength for twisting, AND a suitable strength for both shirt and stick?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If Pikachu, a large rodent, can bend the bar then Ash could. A wet shirt is insanely strong btw.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bottom line is that there were options, Ash, you dumb fuck.

8 years ago | Likes 148 Dislikes 0

Red wouldn't be in this mess. FFS.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's 10 :/

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

He's "10" lol bro he's a fucking immortal. He literally has super strength. He can bend those bars If he wanted to. Ash just wanted to

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Finally rest. Immortals want to die too

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

nice to see you again fellow awkward imgur user! Hows your deuteranomaly treating you?

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

I don't recognize your usemame at all, but what's up man. Still can't tell red from green, you?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can I join too?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I think the most apt reply would be none. But now I've messed that up. Oh well, hopefully we'll dick. Hi five

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Joining on this cause why not, deuteranomaly sucks.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

All the red flags just look like flags...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This convo is going to be great!

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

*crickets*

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

with a thunderbolt and water like that, Ash lived up to his name

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Well im in agreement that he could have waited a bit more but he'd still die after his body has been submerged for extended periods of time

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I'm sure Pikachu could get help before then, as that would take days.

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

well hypothermia would set in and kill ash in a couple hours for sure. Only if the waters warm would he suffer for the next couple days as

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 6

his skin breaks down and he develops sores and eventually die from infection.

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At least he wouldn't drown though

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Or he'd get exhausted from holding on to the bars and pushing his face out, so he'd accidentally suck water and choke and then he's screwed

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Wtf kind of pools do you swim in that you die after a couple hours? He's indoors mate. I'm sure he'll last more than a couple hours.

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Plus this isn't nice clean pool water it's sewage. Temperature is probably really low. Much lower than a pool which has heaters

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He has no room to move which means he isn't generating body heat through exercise. So yea hypothermia would kill him in a couple hours.

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