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Snakes go ulimate retard when they're stressed - http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/stressed-out-snake-eats-itself/
Director gives kid awkward boner - http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2004/06/08/1086460285465.html?from=storylhs
Schwarznigga was SWOLE - http://geektyrant.com/news/15-fun-facts-about-conan-the-barbarian
Fidel does stuff with cow - https://warisboring.com/fidel-castro-s-bizarre-obsession-with-milk-27ce5c258de2Something else unexpected that day - http://www.spacesafetymagazine.com/space-disasters/challenger-disaster/
Shitting AC/DC's - https://www.rt.com/usa/243377-mining-sewage-precious-metals-studies/
Savage stalin - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Stalin (#Marriages_and_family)
Everyones dying at 40 - http://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/consistently-needing-take-long-mid-day-naps-might-be-indicative-underlying-health-problem-180951071/
Mila Kunis is now somehow sexier - http://www.examiner.com/article/mila-kunis-plays-world-of-warcraft-her-underwear
Pig saves the day - http://vault50.com/lulu-pig-played-dead-save-dying-owner/
Spiders eating their butt stuff - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spider_web
Boss ass dolphin saves the fucking DAY - http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=3613343
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CityYeti
I honestly thought these were going to be facts about the movie kickass
Emperorsteele
So, the Harry Potter one: At least the director didn't turn to Emma and say "Hey, can you flash him real fast?"
AboutasSnappyasaZipper
Well, my annual income is about to go up by about $13
smoothaseff
Whenever my African mom gets on me, I will forever Stalin's son.
DrStahl
I'm pretty sure the CIA never tried to kill anyone. Just to think about it must be like a sacrileg as it is a US secret service.
MollyNapQueen
But I take long naps and I'm only 24 :(
nukuku
I appreciate you providing sources so much. I'm not going to read any of them, but I like that they (probably) exist.
KinkyJesus
You mean to say I could make $13 a day for my poo? Tell us more please
conspiramid
Many health problems make you tired and shorten your life. Mystery solved.
mburicao
Fidel Castro was obsessed for power...
thethirdeye
And that's connected to dairy...how?
GodMonster
Isn't dying younger just taking one long nap?
roonic86
Well now it just doesn't make sense to flush after number twos.
PhiIIipJFry
Can you imagine Meg(Mila Kunis) running a raid?
Placentaur
So I get to take naps AND die quicker. It's a win-win.
uhhMurdok
I'd ask if you were okay but I'm on a Vicodin and 6 beers deep. I get it. More pleasure now, I don't want to be 80 years old some day.
NeroSphere
Looks like someone's got $100 tied up in shit. Knew I was keeping it for a reason.
ihavebobrosssocks
Here's the gif of that snake
DannyHawkins187
I'll only charge $6 for someone to come take my poops. That's more the 1/2 off
ThatsPermanent
Last one: too many near-misses with http://az795576.vo.msecnd.net/bh-uploads/2016/06/freddy-krueger1-1-711x750.jpg
KwerkleMeme
The last one is because, well they like sleeping so they want to sleep forever ; )
MedicSailor
Cameron Diaz started out in softcore porn type shoots, there are legit unabashed nudes if you search enough. Classy stuff actually.
klucky
Honestly the shark and the dolphins were probably just taking a look I'm bloody terrified of sharks but they only attack people if 1/2
klucky
Frenzied (blood), startled, confused or we do dumb shit.
Level13
I remember reading Henry cavil was in the middle of a world of Warcraft raid when he was being called for the role of superman
worldwidewang
Love it! Thanks
LittleMsSparkles
TIL Mila is a quitter.
ElbowdeepinElmo
I have no carreer so I can play all day. Bet Mila's so jealous of me.
LittleMsSparkles
I am.
ElbowdeepinElmo
Well damn, I'll mark that one down as "flawless victory"
ImGladWeHadThisChat
filthy casual
9seasons97years
Beginning to understand why they call it mother Russia, not father, the dads seem kinda harsh
heysniz
It doesn't help that Russia's main industry is jumper cables and jumper cable accessories.
zackofspades
The mothers also live much longer.
Iaimtomisbehave
Yeah, pretty much:
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itsimpossibletofindausernamethatisnttaken
Problem with hating everyone? Well, Uncle Joe had a Gulag for that.
HoochIsCrazzy
The German's captured Stalin's son and offered to trade him for a Field Marshal the Soviets had captured. Stalin said "I will not (1/2)
HoochIsCrazzy
Trade a Marshal for a Lieutenant
Mushroombadger
To be fair he was just treating it like anyone elses son.
NerdN1
I'm just imagining the German jailors talking to the son after that. "Wow, you weren't kidding about your dad being an asshole."
Cartoones
Right before they gassed him
HoochIsCrazzy
I'm picturing the Germans baking him a cake that says "Sorry your dad is an ass"
Tlaxxil
"Well make sure to send you to one of the nicer concentration camps"
1cksBE
Pigs are fucking smart, they even turn grass into bacon !
theDogter
They can apparently play video games for food rewards
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fistermatic5000
They're smarter than most dogs. A better sense of smell. Shame they can be some of the most ornery things in the animal kingdom.
HandsomeJackBlack
To be fair, wolves and wild born foxes are pretty ornery too. The process of domestication tones that down
fistermatic5000
Yes but domesticated pigs when released into the wild, will revert to a feral state. Including growing longer hair and tusks.
HandsomeJackBlack
Domestication as in generations of breeding for domestication? Sauce?
TINYRIIIIICK
If that challenger thing is real... It sounds way too convenient.
NerdN1
I don't think the government often resells drugs (at least not anymore, I know there have been allegations against the CIA previously).
TINYRIIIIICK
And surely they wouldn't lie about it...
bacdeusa
Wondering if they sold the coke to recoup the cost of the accident.
TINYRIIIIICK
It's probably what they do with all the drugs they find... Save it for rainy day funds
Blastergv9
Sweet, so the Challenger recovery paid for itself
dandelionwino
Well, it said street value, so only if NASA started selling it on street corners.
VoidIncarnate
The fact that they didn't shows their lack of fiscal responsibility.
tippytruck
They should have just turned it over to the CIA, an agency that has no issue with selling drugs for profit.
HoochIsCrazzy
Could have turned a profit if they cut the coke with some talcum powder
fistermatic5000
Talcum powder? No repeat customers for you. Use lactose. Or if you really wanna increase your bottom line, rock it up.
HoochIsCrazzy
Sorry my illegal drug preperation know-how is not up to snuff. I will defer to your knowledge and experience in the future :)
fistermatic5000
Well if it was medical knowledge would you still have spewed your ignorance? Perspectives man.
THEfreshestbrew
If you think that's going to stop me from taking naps, then you got another thing coming....
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robofist194
I'm thinking more like the more you nap the more prepared you are to die due to all the time spend in nap world which is just the void
Hardwoman1
think, I thing
BenFender
JIPM
My great Aunt has taken a nap at 1pm every afternoon for decades. She's 90
VoidIncarnate
I know, it's like a win-win, right?
Shewy92
LargeVarge
Dear naps, I'm sorry I was so mean to you in kindergarten.
TheNextHafthorBjornsson
We don't have to, you're going to stop yourself.
Stuebydoo
Probably because people who taken naps are usually lazy
NerdN1
OP's source article suggests that the napping isn't causing death, but rather some health issue is causing the long napping. >>
onlyhereforlaughs
I was about to nap when I read this. I read the article and as long as it's less than an hour, you're good! Now get back to your nap!
EvilandImaginary
At the rate and time I take naps I'll die next week. I can only hope to be so lucky.
SmilingSamoyed
Took a fatigue management course led by a sleep doctor and they said sleep actually increases life expectancy due to sleep being a 1/2
SmilingSamoyed
great healing process for the body. Suppose that was for deep sleeps I think (minimum 1.5hrs for a full R.E.M. to deep sleep cycle)
Recaffeinated
Two birds with one stone really.
zackofspades
This is why I Imgur.
Myfirstnamewaschosen
The need to take naps comes from exhaustion, due to a large amount of physical and mental stress. How is this hard?
PrinceMaggot
Id imagine if it were that simple, scientists would have figured it out
helagos
My roommate has a cake job making great money that allows him to sit around at home all day and he naps all the time.
TittySprinkle
What kinds of cakes does he make?
helagos
Router and Switch cakes...
exyxe
Don't bakers usually have to up at early hours, though? He's probably just tired later in the day from making cakes.
helagos
Touche...
VoidIncarnate
Buy life insurance on him!
helagos
He has life insurance, but the bastard has it set to pay out to his family for some reason!
VoidIncarnate
Mine still has my ex-wife as the beneficiary but the bitch is too lazy to put me out of my misery.