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In light of all the brexit shit going down, gotta remember why we love our country sometimes
Aug 4, 2017 10:26 PM
JDemon2
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In light of all the brexit shit going down, gotta remember why we love our country sometimes
yelwing
He is also a fan of "Pull my finger"
SoDoneWithYourShite
He starting to look like he is about to zap some fools while shouting "unlimited powaaaah"
EmersonTheOdd
Just don't hold back his beer at dinner.
ThrowawayHBS
The Big Book of British Smiles
Qiler
Well he ain't wrong. Hurt feeling have no power over laws of physics.
IGarfunkledYourMother
Yeah, but can't you, you know, lose weight? Maybe Imgur isn't the best place to ask people about this.
Nerubin
CAPTAIN OBVIOUS HERE THAT is the point,a kick in the butt to realize they gotta take care of their physical health,not only mental to do it.
SpitefulRed
His mother was the great grand daughter of queen Victoria... inbreeding might explain some of this...
Ariocarpus
Goodbye, Phillie the Greek. You said some seriously unpleasant things but as you are a royal, apparently it is ok.
JDemon2
modsquad0
He was great in Babe
VodkaReindeer
Funny story: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/films/0/james-cromwell-farmer-babe-sentenced-jail-environmental-protest/
aselleus
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
88wut
Pics of kid first. Was he like 300lbs?
JudgementalMan
What an asshole. I mean its one thing if a stranger was a dick to me, but if it was a member of the royalty and it got a lot of press...
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JudgementalMan
You'll never be a third as cool as Peter Dinklage.
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OneJingleADayMakesMeCray
Most of these idiots praising him are likely tumblrites. Celebrity worshiping morons.
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Iwasoutedbyatroll
30Yrs from now British man thanks Prince Phillip from the surface of Mars for inspiring him to pursue his dreams: Kick in the butt I needed
PaintedSlate
The chances it was beneficial are pretty low, and with a base rate for early manned missions to Mars...you know what, yeah, it could happen.
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NorfolkBoy
Pretty much, he always struck me as a good natured, straight forward sort of bloke with the vernacular of the past, but no malice.
OneJingleADayMakesMeCray
Must not have read much about Diana and how he treated her
cattywumpus
Like everyone's racist grandpa. He doesn't know that's a bad thing to say now.
ohlookitsaplatypus
Thank would make him everyone's racially insensitive grandpa
littlegoblin
I think I would be more like this https://media.tenor.com/images/0ba811226e2ce1545c9fc6364ed93a69/tenor.gif
Spudders
woo red dawrf!
paganfears
Prince Phillip is a racist, old, deadshit. Fuck him.
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paganfears
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/australia/1386542/Do-you-still-throw-spears-at-each-other-asks-Prince.html
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paganfears
oh you fucking got me
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PlatyPunch
How exactly do you retire from being a prince?
CaptGunpowder
Assassination or promotion
HsuDoNihm
You stop farting at public royal functions.
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
You change your name to an unpronounceable symbol.
QuadrumanousCuddler
I guess you break up with that tribe in Vanuatu
somerandombollocks
WhoYouGonnaCallGhostNappa
He died on my birthday, now that's all anyone talks about on that day here (minnesota)
MerkinSuit
Well done. Like he does his his pancakes, well.
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
Ah, yup. Beat me to it.
romanaclef
He's retired from public duties - public appearances, speeches, opening buildings, etc.
TheDoctorAndHisTrustyTardis
Damn must've been hard to cut those ribbons every once in a while
Nefel
It probably is when you're old enough to have lived through the great depression
ThatGuyWhoThinksEveryoneIsAPineapple
It is when you're 90 years old.
WeGotRealFakeDoors
He made 22,219 appearances on his career. That's on average 1 a day, 6x week, for 70 years
TheDoctorAndHisTrustyTardis
I stand corrected
WeGotRealFakeDoors
I couldn't believe that number when I saw it
WeGotRealFakeDoors
The 22219 number comes from https://mobile.nytimes.com/2017/08/02/world/europe/uk-prince-philip-retired-queen-elizabeth.html
YouWillNotLikeThis
i'd like to know how they came up with that number. There tend to be a lot of fuckery when it comes counting actual work days for the royals
WeGotRealFakeDoors
Yeah when I saw that number it was unbelievable, that's why it stuck in my head!
YouWillNotLikeThis
E.g the offical number of work days for the danish crownprince is something like 200-250. The real number was closer ton 30