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Feb 18, 2015 8:06 AM
CurryLover69
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TinFoilKat
somekidhere0848
And here I thought I was the only one who noticed, thanks internet
RonnieKielbasa
Ewe should come. Sounds Welsh.
stickywhiskers
all of these are accurate. Don't expect too much and you'll love it sums up the place.
10folds
gostoso666
Don't argue under the map, Brett. Disrespectful
Variag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RITmrqVm7xg What about another exclamation mark?
OlDishandSwish
Take your mum!
RipOffTheBandAid
This is 100% accurate. Can confirm. NZ is like 1970's Cornwall
Bex316
NEW ZEALAND- LIKE SCOTLAND BUT FURTHER!
phuzz00
My brother's Japanese gf seeing England for the first time: "It looks just like New Zealand!"
TheRicM
imgur needs more FOTC!!!
magnificentproduce
Written and conceived by Scott Morrison.
goflyblind
"i've never even heard of this place!" - ikea, probably.
aJOKERsdozen
Pretty sure I read all these is a Rhys Darby voice
flipskibbens
I even read your comment in his voice
Giveitasqueeze
Ha! Imagine that!
thechrisp6
I did the exact same thing. I love that guy.
dijital101
IlluminaBlade
Going to Exilecon OP?
IlluminaBlade
PinkEater
Down Underer. +1
WindrunnerKalEl
Honestly its been top of my travel list for as long as I can remember. Just have to sell a kidney to get there.
Linanz
You should come, start at the top and travel down to the south, I come from the top of the north island, very beautiful now I live in
Linanz
Auckland, which most people hate but tbh I prefer the city life over country life. I made it over to the states it’s amazing!
dancesloth
these are sweet as bro
Oprean
these are all so good
VitaminBeaPositive
Kiwis are hella rude. Went there for my honeymoon. Four dudes watched my wife fall on her face and one of them actually stepped over her.
feanoreldar
Cunts
fuzzwah
In other NZ news: Zero Carbon Bill passes with near-unanimous support, setting climate change targets into law Winning
NocturnalPigeon
It's a start at least. Giving farmers a free ride (agriculture is responsible for 48.1% of NZ's total emissions) is one of the worst things.
fuzzwah
Truth.
derekjohn
The hotels are empty - New Zealand calls for aid ! PS the wine's better than yours.
DrKonrad
New Zealand - Where is it again?
awksquid
How do I report this for hate speech
xmaneds
how would I get there .. . . . . . would I take the..... Flight of the Conchords ??!!!
NZSheeps
No, Air New Zealand
LadyArwen
My bf and I are watching it for the first time (having only seen clips and partial episodes in the past), and my god I’ve been missing out.
JustWantsToHelp
Yeahhhhhhhh!
WoodfolkFae
You walk
besttom
My wife, kid & I spent a week driving around the South island of NZ. The MOST beautiful place I've ever seen - and I've seen lots of places.
BlueTalon
I live in the north island and I've never been XD
kilo38
Which season, it’s stunning all year round. Just curious
besttom
We were there the 1st week of April; it was getting cool.
KleptoKea
As a Kiwi, there really isn't much, and that's exactly why I love it. More nature, less cunty people.
missastromccluskey
Fewer cunty peeps? ;)
stressbunny
The Aussies are going to be here for Xmas hols soon.
missastromccluskey
Watch out - we are bloody moving over !
KleptoKea
I don't mind the Aussies :P The Muricans who come and trash our clean beaches and spend hours staging fake Instagram scenes though...
Allworknoplay82
"Murray? Present." - Murray
JelloGearSemisolid
See even I do it. It's just the way we do it.
remysgal
Prisint
TheRicM
LadyArwen
Made me at least chuckle every episode
CurryLover69
He maybe deed
JustWantsToHelp
Ok, but what did he maybe do
mastertrav666
Maybe he did and maybe he didn't
ImJustPeachyKeen
Are you guys fucking with me?
WoodfolkFae
#1 whats wrong with og zeeland?
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
"We have no idea, we just make this shit up" - a kiwi (me)
minibois
Too many ferries!
DigiT00l
Too Dutch
WoodfolkFae
he! wat is er mis met nederlanders?
DigiT00l
What isn't?
WoodfolkFae
thats a non-answer
DigiT00l
As a Dutchman, I stand by my points
IsaacNuetron
Beats the current $38Million "Philausophy" campaign from Australia.
missastromccluskey
SHHH don;t even mention it!!
SoylentDean
Its even worse than Northern Territory's "CU in the NT" campaign.
Iwilltrytobenicer3
Wait. Is that even a word?
IsaacNuetron
A $38 million dollar word.
missastromccluskey
Don't ask - it is shite
vindik8or
The... the what?
IsaacNuetron
https://www.smh.com.au/culture/celebrity/worst-dad-joke-experts-fear-philausophy-campaign-may-confuse-20191031-p53628.html
vindik8or
What the fuck? Where does 'philausophy' even come from? Who the fuck is Phil?
IsaacNuetron
You should sit down before I tell you AUStralia tourism thinks you'll love the AUStralian philosophy of life
vindik8or
Thanks, I hate it.
stinkybuttfacemagee
Now if only I could afford a flight to the down underer. Shits super expensive from the US of A
Tekktokk
cheaper in shoulder season, e.g. NZ fall. We went in May and it was very affordable.
OmnibusLatinName
The trick is to make a stop in Hawaii, for a couple of years, and work up the remaining plane fare :)
njessup1992
I moved here a few years ago, only make it back to the US every year and a half or so. Shit's spendy yo
peakbleak
When you live here, it’s super expensive to go literally anywhere else (other than slightly north down under)
stinkingyeti
Cheap as chips for me as an aussie.
meowcolmx
New Zealand is actually ridiculously beautiful.
Iwilltrytobenicer3
Start swimming
turfdraagster
Hella long flight
ohmygodtheysaidnewzealand
I feel your pain! I’m flying to Houston from NZ next year and am afraid I’ll have to eat noodles for the rest of the year to pay for it
meatpudding
It's not going anywhere.
NgeruiscatinMaori
Air NZ direct flights for US to NZ. Bonus tick off doing the longest flight available!
LiamO92
Isn't that Qantas doing London to Perth now. And soon to be doing London Sydney. 21hrs
NgeruiscatinMaori
Auckland to New York ~19 hours
berserk
They have just done New York to Sydney non stop. Not with full load of passengers, just as trial.
moeojelly
American Airlines is flying directly there from next year prices will plummet after that
NocturnalPigeon
American is already flying, just from LAX to Auckland. Next year they're doing LAX to Christchurch and Dallas to Auckland.
moeojelly
Ahh cheers never pay attention to whatever goes on in Auckland lol
NocturnalPigeon
There's also United and Hawaiian flying into Auckland also.
agermanguy
*As European* Finally ! Would you say it takes ....too long ?
kittykat
Try a flight auction site or other bargain flights.
ghostchips12345
As a kiwi: come overer! You wont regret it.....(yeah nah probably)
queermeleon
Ghost chips! Nice. Puzzle time!
ghostchips12345
Monique says you're dumb
Asadsadsadclown
IDK if I'll go, look pretty rough. Between the hiphopotamuses, swearwolves, and imaginary hitlers, looks like a no fly zone.
ghostchips12345
Why of course it's a no fly zone. That's why the hobbits hoofed it to Mordor
ImCommanderShepardandthisismyfavoritepostonthefrontpage
Went there once 12 years ago. Beautiful country, I intend to go again to check out the southern part eventually.
ghostchips12345
Tbh it feels like our whole country is addicted to praise about our country but never singularly.
Octoscorp
West Coast of the South Island is the wettest part of the country, east coast is the driest. West gets about 3 metres annually, east gets. 8
Octoscorp
0.8*