May 25, 2021 10:32 AM
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RawDawgPowder
Thats the sound of a sad boy
Skumbo
that's a rooster call lol
Drakhma
sound was ripped from another thing.
lifeisadadjoke
We're back to the screaming fox again, aren't we?
TheDaharMaster
Aztec death whistle I’m guessing. This is the same scream used to scare cops at night
FentuckyCriedKhicken
That ain't gonna do shit I browse might with my iPhone.
darve87
Wilhelm lost his internet.
HurricaneDildo
Well now I know how to fix it. Nice
MichaelJoe1
Joke's on you, I'm browsing on mobile data! ?
snelzzy
I know that sound.. probably playing League of Legends. Insufferable housemate back in the day would constantly scream whilst playing. ??
Vaziera
Sounds more like a velociraptor got him.
holmestrix
Arial fiber is just a trip to me.
Kayveman
So this is what a dying gasp sounds like!
danescrossing
Alotesnivek
Imagine physical disconnects in 2021. I'll stick to just removing authorization from the CMTS
QuicksilverRaven
Bet he was playing fork/knife.
rauls1673
As an ex-cable guy I here. I heard a kid tell his mom "what the fuck mom you didn't pay the bill".
tinyfootprints
A power company in KSA pulled the plug on itself for nonpayment of its own bills to itself. An oddly normal day in Saudi Arabia.
Filanwizard
Comcast has had carriage disputes with NBC-Universal. They own NBC Universal its the same company.
DrSchlepenstein
Someone just got kicked off CoD while having their best game ever.
saysomethingcool
Wesley having the life sucked out of him in the pit of despair?
wisher1977
SillyZombie
*Westley
Shit
DefenderTIM
My heart made that sound when the six-fingered man killed my father.
ROBACE1337
That is the sound of ultimate suffering.
Ithinkimbetterthanyousometimes
v
LiterallyNothingAvailable
highisophotography
Hmmmm... APC SC connectors on a pole mount distribution node? Old school in the fiber world ?
TasteyourTears
We use opti-tap at the pole or terminal and sc connectors for house enclosures or equipment connections
latibule
APC is standard for DAS/small cell cabling.
magicbryanconnolly
You have no idea....
Immune2Iocaine
Somebody was at 99% of a long download lol
lysani
The old days of dial-up. Sitting there through an hours long download, only for someone to call and disconnect you.
Ahh yes...when Limewire and Napster would give your computer AIDS.
3Davideo
My biggest downloads are always in interruption-tolerant clients such as Steam or Transmission.
Nikolai5
Is that what happened here? In the UK it would take a hell of a lot of effort for the energy company to be allowed to disconnect your power.
eggmuffin
That's a fiberoptic cable. It's for information, not power.
cantcomplain
Information is power…
FookinPrawns
You have a fiberoptic electrical grid?
No they can just go to the box and disconnect, but they legally can't do that.
It's not power, it's internet.
CommentsWithGandalf
Good to know. What we're looking at is most likely a fiber optics switch box for internet access
FrogBotherer
If you count the time between the disconnection and the scream you can work out how far away they are.
clamdriver
There’s an app for that?
Yeah but how do you know how much stuff he had buffered?
MT26sol
Like you tube
itsthevoiceman
Right next to him? Because there's no way any internet connection would showcase a disconnect so quickly, and then a scream follow-up.
GoldenSun3DS
Online gaming?
Definitely not. The timing is too fast for a person's internet to be disruoted enough to then have that reaction to be heard at a distance.
geekyredheadedpufferfish
Exactly this there cant be much of a lag so it would have had to have been
Wubbalubbadubdubb101
Light travels 31% slower thru fiber at 206,856,796 m/s according to quick search. One of you bundle of sticks has to figure out the distance
Xedi22
Reminds me when we had a sales guy promise lower latency between our US and EU datacenters than the speed of light allowed...
SmilingDingo
I think the point is the speed of sound.
lronMaiden
Also reaction delay would be at least several seconds depending on tyoe of work he is using his connection.
majortool
$10 A MONTH, RICKY!
Aliubi
Do they always record the disconnections, just in case?
SimplyBarbers1984
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHO THREW FUCKING HAMMER , I JUST REPLACED THAT GOD DAM WINDOW !
NirvanaNik
Donny! There are children in this park!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwc6r7FaN5k
Notaboat
You shit bird are stepping into a shit storm
TheSecondPiewackit
I WANT! MY FUCKING SATELLITE, RICKY!
W4RG4ZM
Relax! It cancels oot, boyz!
GeneCloningWilder
WHO THE *FUCK* IS RUNNING THIS TRAILER PARK?!
blastedsteak
WHAT IN THE FAUK!!
BlackCatCasper
Do you own space?
sc363
No, Naysa does
llortamai
Naysaw, the space people? Maybe you've heard of them?
IT'S NASA!
Idonotbelievewehavecompany
ahahahahaha That was good. I mean, not good for the dude who got disconnected. Love my fiber connection though
MrLogical2
Look at you fancy pants fiber connection
I was extrememly hapoy when they started laying the infrastructure couple years ago
DefinitelyaHumanNotanAlien
If I recall correctly, it's a mountain lion scream. Who knew that they also used the internet? Nature is so mysterious.
VirtualNaut
I think that’s where you’re mistaken. It is for sure a cougar and they’re known for looking for young bucks.
lmao
I am aware it is fake, just cracked me up this morning
RayMC
If it’s just a mountain lion, it’s not really fake. It’s just very misleading.
SerenePrincess013
Don't care. I'm sitting in the dr's office, trying not to pee myself laughing.
good luck, I about spit my coffee out this morning when I saw it
ahahahah too true. Plus ATT can cut me of from office, they don't have to unplug fiber.
Ifekinlovesauerkraut
When I trained as a telecom worker back in the 80s, Germany already buried like 90% of their lines underground. Still learned how to... 1/2
2/2 ...climb and work on poles, though. Today, even remote locations are connected via underground lines.
DiedAndHauntingImgur
In Canada it’s mostly poles, ESPECIALLY in rural areas.
Norwegian here. I haven't seen phone or internet cables above—ground since the 90's.
creepwood
Stockholm is apparently the swedish municipal with the most telephone poles in the country. They might still be there, you just don't notice
Not sure what that has to do with what I said...
If you would ask stockholmers if stockholm has any telephone poles. Most would say no.
What exactly constitutes "remote" in Germany? To the best of my knowledge, Germany is far flatter, urbanized, and compact than, say, the >
> far, FAR more rugged terrain of the American West.
It's also a lot smaller. I mean, it helps a lot but there's more. We are far more organized in terms of who owns the utilities. In most 1/2
2/2 cases they are property of the cities and not owned by some random investors who decide what goes where.
marsgoose
Where I'm at, everything is on poles but you also hit water if you dig 30cm down, so that might be the reason.
Grey56
Florida? Hawaii?
Texas, I'm at the westernmost point that still has gators..
Ohhhhhh - so LA West then.
dcchillin46
Oh so thats how they do it? Pretty sure I could fix it now, thanks!
Bravefront
Also that's a plug and play fibre network, a lot of them still require splicing at the house end and on the poles
DrasticBastard
Most residential fiber services have terminals.
In the UK KCOM, a large percentage of BT Openreach and Cityfibre still have a splice within the CTU
icefire555
Likely they do it software side. That's a lot of effort for a 10 second command on a network.
BISHPLEEASE
I wish. But no, atleast not where i live lol
LiquidSillyness
Laid fiber for while, your idea is gonna cost you big n piss off the people that come to fix it, also its technically not your property
ObliqueRay
"Florida man found electrocuted on top of pole"
no they deregister your terminal, If they did it this way people would take the risk of restoring their service manually.
ChukclesNuts
Ehh, no its all digitally controlled. Your Modem is registered on the ISP network and they just ignore connection requests when you dont pay
shinagami091
Hard disconnects don’t happen anymore but even if you could reconnect it yourself, the service wouldn’t work because the account isnt active
Sorath2395
Depends on the company. Comcast will do a hard disconnect if you don't pay for like 3-4 months or so. Had so many people yell at me over it.
So weird because all that does is put a strain on the technicians having to disconnect and reconnect wires when all you have to do is 1/2
flip a switch from the headend. 2/2
Well it's Comcast. Efficiency has never really been their strong suit.
stimrhu
You gotta climb up a pole
Power lines too close to the comm lines. What country is this?
It's a PIA network where they have to share (protected areas or far away low number customers)
shmoogeeoogee
Better get your mom to do it then.
northsouthly
TheNamesAshHousewares
Fuck you Shoresy
DropsWittyComments
Savage
maskedrabbit
ClassicRand0
She only goes down on poles
ButteredNoodleDriver
As a Polish person, I would like to meet this mom
+1
BenBateman
and typically the box that contains the connections are locked in some kind of way to preven exactly this
Jusmar
"Hey guys lockpicking lawyer here...."
Nah they're not, the one at your address is usually a Phillips screw and the ones up a pole are just clamped shut
Gayforbae
Two words: Bolt cutters
TheYoungJaywalker
Two words: probably illegal
TheEmperorofSteelcity
Cheapass locks
MeMyselfandyourCat
Yeah they’re not usually locked with a padlock, techs aren’t carrying around a ton of keys.
One key keyed alike
causamortis1
Unfortunately it's not always that easy. Sometimes the cable always live, but MAC address of your router has to be registered to your ISP.
xDEIx
Thats at&t not cable
Mine is the same way and top of that there is a certificate on the router to verify that it's their router. So even MAC cloning won't work
Fargus57
Used to work for ATT. We called the 'Service' light on modems the billing light. If it's red, nothing done on the street will fix it. Pay up
Or yet another squirrel ate our fiber drop... (the partially gnawed bundle had odd effects)
Yup, that's I've heard before. Spectrum on other hand doesn't. Spent days getting an issue fixed for work only to realize we were past due
Yep. in this video, the 'Broadband' and 'Service' lights would go out. Meaning a street or company network issue is in play.
As someone who works in fiber- my favorite call outs are for people who try to fix it themselves lol!
My favourites are when they unplug the ONT and router to clean then plug the ONT back into a LAN port on the router instead of WAN
BlackberryCobbler
My favourite ones were the move-ins where the last people didnt know how to unplug the fiber so they just... cut it off ( inside the house )
IwillrateyourDeckBobandVagenePics
Yup, my previous place's former owners did that. Just snipped all the Fios wires and I had to have Verizon come and install brand new wires
OutcastbyChoice
geoffreyfourmyle
ExtraAverage
Low voltage cabler. I've seen sparkies "repair" cut fiber with crimp splices. Seen them not like the big loops roll it tight and zip tie too
Shepdawg
seen it done with fucking masking tape.
"it was like when I got here." Really, cause I've got you on camera going into that room at 10:42, and the connection being cut at 10:58.
"HuR dUr, i'M aLiCensEd TrAdEsMan"
bangbangbangbangbangbangbangban
Don't knock tradesmen. "Hur dur I'll do it myself and save a buck"
MissAgony
I think they're referring to people who have enough knowledge to shittily jury-rig something and pretend they have actual professional skill
Funny cause it happened to us a few days ago. Metronet was hooking up my next door neighbor and accidentally disconnected us.
Nlchacon
“Accidentally” as a previous cable installer. Trust me. It wasn’t accidental.
as a fiber technician, trust me, it could be accidental
SideEffectsOfJuice
@Nlchacon Now you two have to fight to the death over who is wrong and who is right
Jesus, what is this!? It sounds like American politics.
Hahahaha it does, doesn't it? But really tho, I'm gonna put your disagreement down to different places/methods/whatever tbh.
RawDawgPowder
Thats the sound of a sad boy
Skumbo
that's a rooster call lol
Drakhma
sound was ripped from another thing.
lifeisadadjoke
We're back to the screaming fox again, aren't we?
TheDaharMaster
Aztec death whistle I’m guessing. This is the same scream used to scare cops at night
FentuckyCriedKhicken
That ain't gonna do shit I browse might with my iPhone.
darve87
Wilhelm lost his internet.
HurricaneDildo
Well now I know how to fix it. Nice
MichaelJoe1
Joke's on you, I'm browsing on mobile data! ?
snelzzy
I know that sound.. probably playing League of Legends. Insufferable housemate back in the day would constantly scream whilst playing. ??
Vaziera
Sounds more like a velociraptor got him.
holmestrix
Arial fiber is just a trip to me.
Kayveman
So this is what a dying gasp sounds like!
danescrossing
Alotesnivek
Imagine physical disconnects in 2021. I'll stick to just removing authorization from the CMTS
QuicksilverRaven
Bet he was playing fork/knife.
rauls1673
As an ex-cable guy I here. I heard a kid tell his mom "what the fuck mom you didn't pay the bill".
tinyfootprints
A power company in KSA pulled the plug on itself for nonpayment of its own bills to itself. An oddly normal day in Saudi Arabia.
Filanwizard
Comcast has had carriage disputes with NBC-Universal. They own NBC Universal its the same company.
DrSchlepenstein
Someone just got kicked off CoD while having their best game ever.
saysomethingcool
Wesley having the life sucked out of him in the pit of despair?
wisher1977
SillyZombie
*Westley
saysomethingcool
Shit
DefenderTIM
My heart made that sound when the six-fingered man killed my father.
ROBACE1337
That is the sound of ultimate suffering.
Ithinkimbetterthanyousometimes
LiterallyNothingAvailable
highisophotography
Hmmmm... APC SC connectors on a pole mount distribution node? Old school in the fiber world ?
TasteyourTears
We use opti-tap at the pole or terminal and sc connectors for house enclosures or equipment connections
latibule
APC is standard for DAS/small cell cabling.
magicbryanconnolly
You have no idea....
Immune2Iocaine
Somebody was at 99% of a long download lol
lysani
The old days of dial-up. Sitting there through an hours long download, only for someone to call and disconnect you.
Immune2Iocaine
Ahh yes...when Limewire and Napster would give your computer AIDS.
3Davideo
My biggest downloads are always in interruption-tolerant clients such as Steam or Transmission.
Nikolai5
Is that what happened here? In the UK it would take a hell of a lot of effort for the energy company to be allowed to disconnect your power.
eggmuffin
That's a fiberoptic cable. It's for information, not power.
cantcomplain
Information is power…
FookinPrawns
You have a fiberoptic electrical grid?
Nikolai5
No they can just go to the box and disconnect, but they legally can't do that.
DefenderTIM
It's not power, it's internet.
CommentsWithGandalf
Good to know. What we're looking at is most likely a fiber optics switch box for internet access
FrogBotherer
If you count the time between the disconnection and the scream you can work out how far away they are.
clamdriver
There’s an app for that?
MichaelJoe1
Yeah but how do you know how much stuff he had buffered?
MT26sol
Like you tube
itsthevoiceman
Right next to him? Because there's no way any internet connection would showcase a disconnect so quickly, and then a scream follow-up.
GoldenSun3DS
Online gaming?
itsthevoiceman
Definitely not. The timing is too fast for a person's internet to be disruoted enough to then have that reaction to be heard at a distance.
geekyredheadedpufferfish
Exactly this there cant be much of a lag so it would have had to have been
Wubbalubbadubdubb101
Light travels 31% slower thru fiber at 206,856,796 m/s according to quick search. One of you bundle of sticks has to figure out the distance
Xedi22
Reminds me when we had a sales guy promise lower latency between our US and EU datacenters than the speed of light allowed...
SmilingDingo
I think the point is the speed of sound.
lronMaiden
Also reaction delay would be at least several seconds depending on tyoe of work he is using his connection.
majortool
$10 A MONTH, RICKY!
Aliubi
Do they always record the disconnections, just in case?
SimplyBarbers1984
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHO THREW FUCKING HAMMER , I JUST REPLACED THAT GOD DAM WINDOW !
NirvanaNik
NirvanaNik
Donny! There are children in this park!
majortool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwc6r7FaN5k
NirvanaNik
Notaboat
You shit bird are stepping into a shit storm
TheSecondPiewackit
I WANT! MY FUCKING SATELLITE, RICKY!
W4RG4ZM
Relax! It cancels oot, boyz!
NirvanaNik
GeneCloningWilder
WHO THE *FUCK* IS RUNNING THIS TRAILER PARK?!
blastedsteak
WHAT IN THE FAUK!!
BlackCatCasper
Do you own space?
sc363
No, Naysa does
llortamai
Naysaw, the space people? Maybe you've heard of them?
NirvanaNik
IT'S NASA!
Idonotbelievewehavecompany
ahahahahaha That was good. I mean, not good for the dude who got disconnected. Love my fiber connection though
MrLogical2
Look at you fancy pants fiber connection
Idonotbelievewehavecompany
I was extrememly hapoy when they started laying the infrastructure couple years ago
DefinitelyaHumanNotanAlien
If I recall correctly, it's a mountain lion scream. Who knew that they also used the internet? Nature is so mysterious.
VirtualNaut
I think that’s where you’re mistaken. It is for sure a cougar and they’re known for looking for young bucks.
Idonotbelievewehavecompany
lmao
Idonotbelievewehavecompany
I am aware it is fake, just cracked me up this morning
RayMC
If it’s just a mountain lion, it’s not really fake. It’s just very misleading.
SerenePrincess013
Don't care. I'm sitting in the dr's office, trying not to pee myself laughing.
Idonotbelievewehavecompany
good luck, I about spit my coffee out this morning when I saw it
Idonotbelievewehavecompany
ahahahah too true. Plus ATT can cut me of from office, they don't have to unplug fiber.
Ifekinlovesauerkraut
When I trained as a telecom worker back in the 80s, Germany already buried like 90% of their lines underground. Still learned how to... 1/2
Ifekinlovesauerkraut
2/2 ...climb and work on poles, though. Today, even remote locations are connected via underground lines.
DiedAndHauntingImgur
In Canada it’s mostly poles, ESPECIALLY in rural areas.
eggmuffin
Norwegian here. I haven't seen phone or internet cables above—ground since the 90's.
creepwood
Stockholm is apparently the swedish municipal with the most telephone poles in the country. They might still be there, you just don't notice
eggmuffin
Not sure what that has to do with what I said...
creepwood
If you would ask stockholmers if stockholm has any telephone poles. Most would say no.
3Davideo
What exactly constitutes "remote" in Germany? To the best of my knowledge, Germany is far flatter, urbanized, and compact than, say, the >
3Davideo
> far, FAR more rugged terrain of the American West.
Ifekinlovesauerkraut
It's also a lot smaller. I mean, it helps a lot but there's more. We are far more organized in terms of who owns the utilities. In most 1/2
Ifekinlovesauerkraut
2/2 cases they are property of the cities and not owned by some random investors who decide what goes where.
marsgoose
Where I'm at, everything is on poles but you also hit water if you dig 30cm down, so that might be the reason.
Grey56
Florida? Hawaii?
marsgoose
Texas, I'm at the westernmost point that still has gators..
Grey56
Ohhhhhh - so LA West then.
dcchillin46
Oh so thats how they do it? Pretty sure I could fix it now, thanks!
Bravefront
Also that's a plug and play fibre network, a lot of them still require splicing at the house end and on the poles
DrasticBastard
Most residential fiber services have terminals.
Bravefront
In the UK KCOM, a large percentage of BT Openreach and Cityfibre still have a splice within the CTU
icefire555
Likely they do it software side. That's a lot of effort for a 10 second command on a network.
BISHPLEEASE
I wish. But no, atleast not where i live lol
LiquidSillyness
Laid fiber for while, your idea is gonna cost you big n piss off the people that come to fix it, also its technically not your property
ObliqueRay
"Florida man found electrocuted on top of pole"
Filanwizard
no they deregister your terminal, If they did it this way people would take the risk of restoring their service manually.
ChukclesNuts
Ehh, no its all digitally controlled. Your Modem is registered on the ISP network and they just ignore connection requests when you dont pay
shinagami091
Hard disconnects don’t happen anymore but even if you could reconnect it yourself, the service wouldn’t work because the account isnt active
Sorath2395
Depends on the company. Comcast will do a hard disconnect if you don't pay for like 3-4 months or so. Had so many people yell at me over it.
shinagami091
So weird because all that does is put a strain on the technicians having to disconnect and reconnect wires when all you have to do is 1/2
shinagami091
flip a switch from the headend. 2/2
Sorath2395
Well it's Comcast. Efficiency has never really been their strong suit.
stimrhu
You gotta climb up a pole
clamdriver
Power lines too close to the comm lines. What country is this?
Bravefront
It's a PIA network where they have to share (protected areas or far away low number customers)
shmoogeeoogee
Better get your mom to do it then.
northsouthly
Ithinkimbetterthanyousometimes
TheNamesAshHousewares
Fuck you Shoresy
DropsWittyComments
Savage
maskedrabbit
ClassicRand0
She only goes down on poles
ButteredNoodleDriver
As a Polish person, I would like to meet this mom
ClassicRand0
+1
BenBateman
and typically the box that contains the connections are locked in some kind of way to preven exactly this
Jusmar
"Hey guys lockpicking lawyer here...."
Bravefront
Nah they're not, the one at your address is usually a Phillips screw and the ones up a pole are just clamped shut
Gayforbae
Two words: Bolt cutters
TheYoungJaywalker
Two words: probably illegal
Gayforbae
TheEmperorofSteelcity
Cheapass locks
MeMyselfandyourCat
DiedAndHauntingImgur
Yeah they’re not usually locked with a padlock, techs aren’t carrying around a ton of keys.
Gayforbae
One key keyed alike
causamortis1
Unfortunately it's not always that easy. Sometimes the cable always live, but MAC address of your router has to be registered to your ISP.
xDEIx
Thats at&t not cable
causamortis1
Mine is the same way and top of that there is a certificate on the router to verify that it's their router. So even MAC cloning won't work
Fargus57
Used to work for ATT. We called the 'Service' light on modems the billing light. If it's red, nothing done on the street will fix it. Pay up
Xedi22
Or yet another squirrel ate our fiber drop... (the partially gnawed bundle had odd effects)
causamortis1
Yup, that's I've heard before. Spectrum on other hand doesn't. Spent days getting an issue fixed for work only to realize we were past due
Fargus57
Yep. in this video, the 'Broadband' and 'Service' lights would go out. Meaning a street or company network issue is in play.
highisophotography
As someone who works in fiber- my favorite call outs are for people who try to fix it themselves lol!
Bravefront
My favourites are when they unplug the ONT and router to clean then plug the ONT back into a LAN port on the router instead of WAN
BlackberryCobbler
My favourite ones were the move-ins where the last people didnt know how to unplug the fiber so they just... cut it off ( inside the house )
IwillrateyourDeckBobandVagenePics
Yup, my previous place's former owners did that. Just snipped all the Fios wires and I had to have Verizon come and install brand new wires
OutcastbyChoice
geoffreyfourmyle
ExtraAverage
Low voltage cabler. I've seen sparkies "repair" cut fiber with crimp splices. Seen them not like the big loops roll it tight and zip tie too
Shepdawg
seen it done with fucking masking tape.
ExtraAverage
"it was like when I got here." Really, cause I've got you on camera going into that room at 10:42, and the connection being cut at 10:58.
ExtraAverage
"HuR dUr, i'M aLiCensEd TrAdEsMan"
bangbangbangbangbangbangbangban
Don't knock tradesmen. "Hur dur I'll do it myself and save a buck"
MissAgony
I think they're referring to people who have enough knowledge to shittily jury-rig something and pretend they have actual professional skill
stimrhu
Funny cause it happened to us a few days ago. Metronet was hooking up my next door neighbor and accidentally disconnected us.
Nlchacon
“Accidentally” as a previous cable installer. Trust me. It wasn’t accidental.
creepwood
as a fiber technician, trust me, it could be accidental
SideEffectsOfJuice
@Nlchacon Now you two have to fight to the death over who is wrong and who is right
Nlchacon
Jesus, what is this!? It sounds like American politics.
SideEffectsOfJuice
Hahahaha it does, doesn't it? But really tho, I'm gonna put your disagreement down to different places/methods/whatever tbh.