Apr 18, 2020 10:06 AM
GorgeousGeorgieous
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pokemeinthecoconut
Simple yet effective
nuprin711
Planting seeds in a slit
3006mv
The earth be like yeah put it in me
Cilvaa
Another way to plant trees
KaNineteen
Smarter not harder.
theguyinyournightmares
And expensive specialized machinery
ninjamantid
holy fuck i planted trees once and it took me foreeeever
TooStronkkk
That's NOT what she said.
gwiz665
"Work Smartre not Hartre" - Jean-Paul Sartre.
mistermessenger
They really sticking plants in that land pussy
saysomethingcool
themuffintreekills
That's why they call it "neat"ture
MrStealUrMemes
Using negative camber to seal the ground that is pretty fucking cool
d4rkicon
Earth Zipper
JustinSane6
I don’t know if I could have a job where it takes 20+ years before I see any returns from my labour.
torokunai
takes ~10 years for these trees to reach 8' but yeah
toptrojanfan
Well you're in luck because the new transgenic pines grow to full size in 15 years now. It used to take 30 years to turn them over.
qualitytimewithkay
No one is going to....*sighs and unzips *...?
TheMovieGalaxyQuest
Imagine falling into that ditch, and the machine just closes the earth over you and zips it tight
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
What kind of tree are they planting? Christmas trees?
Krylahh
Probably a type of pine tree for harvest in the future.
leroy666
Yeah. not really a forest when trees are in straight lines and all one species. But good wind break. Or Ikea bookcase.
I hunt row pines often and they may look more organized but they hold plenty of life.
Sure, but not a forest.
Bobblebob
v Two guys plowing and seeding
Fairdinkums
Couple of good mates, some good music and a few beers that looks like an alright time
It looks like they’re already having fun look at their smiles
WisdomThumbs
But if all they’re planting is one type of tree, it’ll inevitably turn back into grassland.
DraugTheWhopper
Looks like pine. Probably a tree plantation, designated to grow a certain span of time (20 - 30 years) and then be cut for pulp.
Could also be like the Parallel Forest in the Wichita Mountains of Oklahoma. Which is falling apart.
METROlD
Lol. "That looks cool. Would be better drunk though" - I like you.
Obipan
Fuckin A
AgainstMethod
ljnumber8
Nice straight, even spaced plantings at the start of the day. Chaos by 3pm!
fingerthattangydonut
You make it to PM?!
Graybacks
You make it to planting?!
Tionki
You make it?
algoth00r
You?
Tigersterne
Later, you can mate with your mates.
Thymantistoboggan
...and lots and lots of weed
DoorbyTheHouseShelf
Love the downvotes on this lol. It's okay to drink, which is in the top 5 for worst drugs ever, but weed is bad mmmmmkay
fuhsmc
No, I happen to believe that weed, beer, alcohol, etc. aren't needed in order for someone to have a good time.
EpilatorAlligatorBothReduceGrowth
If you’d said “lots and lots of beer” there’d also be downvotes. There’s a difference of being sober and high, and while working sober works
GirthBrookss
There are also only 2 downvoted.
ninjarabbit
That's 16.7% of the votes!
untidyjoseph
Christmas tree farm
whocanPelican
Either that, or a paper mill, but I like your suggestion better.
VC999999
Or commercial grower that supplies garden centres with nursery stock.
thadukes
Oh this is what they mean when they say they're planting a million trees this year
Reforestation looks different depending on the ecosystem, but this seems like it could work for that, right?
This is likely a Christmas tree farm, or a commercial nursery farm, the trees are too close together for a forest to result
mangrovia
Yea two jabronies on the "Earth Zipper"
rocket86924
How does the soil close again like that?
SamWon
I've planted 800k trees over the last 30 years. Most of them this way. (Tree belts is SD.)
NotHarry2times4
Is this what they mean by "sew your wild oats?
“sow”
tomalbert
Confuses me that I don't know if they are in the same distance from each other.
MrPoopStick
It takes two to make a distance.
BORGALOOGIE
6’ didn’t you hear?
ILaughAndCryEveryDayFromU
6ft
gpixelVillain
Since there are only two.....
Rockthatbooty
Lol
maststick
I’ve seen these dump a small pile of fertiliser where tree should be placed to help growth. They look like they’re lining it up in the hole
ZeitgeistWurst
Put your dick in it!
"Go dig a hole and fuck it" is a solid insult.
Sorry: “Would plow” is the only possible answer.
iWillReverseIt
v
non5ense
Was looking for this
nibler35
Thank you mate
circlebreaker
The forbidden reverse-asparagus...
SheTurnedMeIntoANewtButIGotBetter
This is much more believable than the original.
statebankofindia
Was down here looking for you. Stay safe!
alwaysmoorelaw
I would actually love doing that for a job.
RandallKavanaugh
The first hour is amazing
tarataqa
hell yeah. Get paid for sticking skinny sticks in a gash.
ChrisMorray
For too long I though it was reversed and I was trying to figure out how the ground opened.
Cek0619
I’m still trying to figure this out. How does that trench get there and how is it being pushed together?
Leithoa
A plow blade or keyline attatchment. http://www.ridgedalepermaculture.com/uploads/2/2/6/1/2261290/6781555_orig.jpg
The wheels push it back together but the plow opening it up is under the camera.
MarcoMg
Now do it in reverse
Thisismyusernameforimgurstuff
That's what she said.
Strugg1eBuss
I thought it was in reverse at first
buttonguy3
flonobaggins
Knives07
Damn tree snatchers
jessicamcdonnell81
They look like jerks lol
meowkie
Lazy jerks
DaveElfstaine
Harvesting a year later, they didn’t even grow. Wtf
Jarachnaphobia
My guy
[deleted]
@iWillReverseIt is the real one. Go on the link and upvote his post
MyOtherShipIsAPython
The ONLY case where that much negative camber is acceptable.
YouCantChangeYourUserName
Does that make this implement stanced?
Technically yes.
drpeppernerd
Is it positive camber you want when setting up a drift car?
Negative. That's when the bottoms of the wheels point to the outside. But even then, it's only a couple of degrees, barely visible.
AwwGeeRick
Positive camber is essentially never used, except on old tractors.
And cargo vans, such as the Mercedes Sprinter, or the VW Crafter. Under weight, the wheels tend to be neutral.
wheelerws2718
Had this done on my place. Planted 6,000 trees in one day.
ROBOTvsMAN
What kind of trees?
Red pines and oaks - oaks are hard to plan in the open, so they are planted between the rows of pines.
UWantSumFuk
It's cheating if you don't throw your shovel into a rock at least 3 times before planting a tree
ImAFoxButNotReally
Where? How did it go?
It was went really well. They did it really quick, and the trees have grown to about 16 feet.
Ontario - it was done as part of a tree planting program. I paid about half the cost.
TrichomeBandit
Pictures? That sounds really cool
What type of tree?
Budcmw
Wow ive never seen that before. That’s actually pretty cool.
dubdrifter7
This is very similar to other planting devices used to plant things like strawberries, and other root type plants
hines7848
Could be the quarantine talking, but it looks like a vagina
TheDonutMan
Instructions unclear. Seem to be permanently screwing mother nature now.
BoIsMyName
it's a re-virgin device then
Reykja
I filmed a farming equipment conference in January. The tech they use for planting blew my mind.
liftmoar
I want land so I can actually start farming. Kind of a dream for me.
KingDougLife
It was mine as well I just bought 70 acres and come may I’m going to quit everything and live off of it.
zimirken
Good luck, you'll need it
Discipline. He'll need discipline. A will to work will always pay dividends. Backhanded compliments are as complimentary as common sense cmn
arcenlapin
My fiancé and I want to buy land near a stream or small river for hydro. We’d love to have a small farm. Some of my best times as a kid.
Let me know if you need a hand. :) Grew up on ranchland. Also, congrats!
purgethefilthyheretics
No u
YourMomsBoyfriendRandy
Hehe. That'll show em ?
HellooooNurse
Shut up Randy! God, you're not cool!
Perfect lmao
AlmightyThor117
Older tobacco planters used to work like this with around 4-5 people laying down facing the ground and placing the plants in rows
whatevermyfriend
They had them that you sit just like the one here too.
thorboy86
Don't lay down anymore. Sit and a Ferris wheel with fingers takes the small plant from the person at the top and plants in into the furrow.
ShaveSteedlesmack
*lie
*lying down. People lie down. When they put something down, they lay it down.
sleeplessdreams
That was actually pretty neat! Thanks a lot!
Richarmeleon
So if my wife initiates foreplay, I get layed right?
Laid
coronalmassejection
Soon..
Right? "meanwhile"
GenerallyLurkInBed
It’s like FernGully
AllisDashChalmersWasAnInsideJob
I love trees and natural forests, but that is badass to watch.
jesusisherelookbusy
"THEY TOOK OUR JERBS!"- Lumberjacks, probably.
maetryx
I want a video game that simulates lumberjack work through the ages.
UnoriginalPoster2000
Have you played that one called minecraft? That’s a reasonable simulation...
spitfires2000
There already is a song for you!
Pushpushki
Farming Simulator has a decent lumberjacking experience. Except you start off with a chainsaw and not an axe.
Idontlikeolives
Yup. Industrial companies plant 33% more trees than they harvest. Thats not even including the regenerating sapplings they harvest.
statetheobvious
Too bad they don't plant whole ecosystem that's been developing in the original forest for hundreds of years.
All lumber companies have their own land. They harvest lots of that land in growth increments. This way the only ecosystem ruined is the one
That moved in during the last growth. Also, if any protected wildlife moves in, they have to mark off the trees so they can't cut it
NaughtButOne
Industrial logging rarely takes place on old growth forests, at least in North America. Most old growth is protected land nowadays.
In my country nobody gives a shit about sustainability. If you tell them about intricate forest system they'd probably throw vodka at you.
pokemeinthecoconut
Simple yet effective
nuprin711
Planting seeds in a slit
3006mv
The earth be like yeah put it in me
Cilvaa
Another way to plant trees
KaNineteen
Smarter not harder.
theguyinyournightmares
And expensive specialized machinery
ninjamantid
holy fuck i planted trees once and it took me foreeeever
TooStronkkk
That's NOT what she said.
gwiz665
"Work Smartre not Hartre" - Jean-Paul Sartre.
mistermessenger
They really sticking plants in that land pussy
saysomethingcool
themuffintreekills
That's why they call it "neat"ture
MrStealUrMemes
Using negative camber to seal the ground that is pretty fucking cool
d4rkicon
Earth Zipper
JustinSane6
I don’t know if I could have a job where it takes 20+ years before I see any returns from my labour.
torokunai
takes ~10 years for these trees to reach 8' but yeah
toptrojanfan
Well you're in luck because the new transgenic pines grow to full size in 15 years now. It used to take 30 years to turn them over.
qualitytimewithkay
No one is going to....*sighs and unzips *...?
TheMovieGalaxyQuest
Imagine falling into that ditch, and the machine just closes the earth over you and zips it tight
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
What kind of tree are they planting? Christmas trees?
Krylahh
Probably a type of pine tree for harvest in the future.
leroy666
Yeah. not really a forest when trees are in straight lines and all one species. But good wind break. Or Ikea bookcase.
Krylahh
I hunt row pines often and they may look more organized but they hold plenty of life.
leroy666
Sure, but not a forest.
Bobblebob
Fairdinkums
Couple of good mates, some good music and a few beers that looks like an alright time
3006mv
It looks like they’re already having fun look at their smiles
WisdomThumbs
But if all they’re planting is one type of tree, it’ll inevitably turn back into grassland.
DraugTheWhopper
Looks like pine. Probably a tree plantation, designated to grow a certain span of time (20 - 30 years) and then be cut for pulp.
WisdomThumbs
Could also be like the Parallel Forest in the Wichita Mountains of Oklahoma. Which is falling apart.
METROlD
Lol. "That looks cool. Would be better drunk though" - I like you.
Obipan
Fuckin A
AgainstMethod
ljnumber8
Nice straight, even spaced plantings at the start of the day. Chaos by 3pm!
fingerthattangydonut
You make it to PM?!
Graybacks
You make it to planting?!
Tionki
You make it?
algoth00r
You?
Tigersterne
Later, you can mate with your mates.
Thymantistoboggan
...and lots and lots of weed
DoorbyTheHouseShelf
Love the downvotes on this lol. It's okay to drink, which is in the top 5 for worst drugs ever, but weed is bad mmmmmkay
fuhsmc
No, I happen to believe that weed, beer, alcohol, etc. aren't needed in order for someone to have a good time.
EpilatorAlligatorBothReduceGrowth
If you’d said “lots and lots of beer” there’d also be downvotes. There’s a difference of being sober and high, and while working sober works
GirthBrookss
There are also only 2 downvoted.
ninjarabbit
That's 16.7% of the votes!
untidyjoseph
Christmas tree farm
whocanPelican
Either that, or a paper mill, but I like your suggestion better.
VC999999
Or commercial grower that supplies garden centres with nursery stock.
thadukes
Oh this is what they mean when they say they're planting a million trees this year
AgainstMethod
Reforestation looks different depending on the ecosystem, but this seems like it could work for that, right?
VC999999
This is likely a Christmas tree farm, or a commercial nursery farm, the trees are too close together for a forest to result
mangrovia
Yea two jabronies on the "Earth Zipper"
rocket86924
How does the soil close again like that?
SamWon
I've planted 800k trees over the last 30 years. Most of them this way. (Tree belts is SD.)
NotHarry2times4
Is this what they mean by "sew your wild oats?
leroy666
“sow”
tomalbert
Confuses me that I don't know if they are in the same distance from each other.
MrPoopStick
It takes two to make a distance.
BORGALOOGIE
6’ didn’t you hear?
ILaughAndCryEveryDayFromU
6ft
gpixelVillain
Since there are only two.....
Rockthatbooty
Lol
maststick
I’ve seen these dump a small pile of fertiliser where tree should be placed to help growth. They look like they’re lining it up in the hole
ZeitgeistWurst
Put your dick in it!
AgainstMethod
"Go dig a hole and fuck it" is a solid insult.
ZeitgeistWurst
Sorry: “Would plow” is the only possible answer.
iWillReverseIt
non5ense
Was looking for this
nibler35
Thank you mate
circlebreaker
The forbidden reverse-asparagus...
SheTurnedMeIntoANewtButIGotBetter
This is much more believable than the original.
statebankofindia
Was down here looking for you. Stay safe!
alwaysmoorelaw
I would actually love doing that for a job.
RandallKavanaugh
The first hour is amazing
tarataqa
hell yeah. Get paid for sticking skinny sticks in a gash.
ChrisMorray
For too long I though it was reversed and I was trying to figure out how the ground opened.
Cek0619
I’m still trying to figure this out. How does that trench get there and how is it being pushed together?
Leithoa
A plow blade or keyline attatchment. http://www.ridgedalepermaculture.com/uploads/2/2/6/1/2261290/6781555_orig.jpg
ChrisMorray
The wheels push it back together but the plow opening it up is under the camera.
MarcoMg
Now do it in reverse
Thisismyusernameforimgurstuff
That's what she said.
Strugg1eBuss
I thought it was in reverse at first
buttonguy3
flonobaggins
Knives07
Damn tree snatchers
jessicamcdonnell81
They look like jerks lol
meowkie
Lazy jerks
DaveElfstaine
Harvesting a year later, they didn’t even grow. Wtf
Jarachnaphobia
My guy
[deleted]
[deleted]
flonobaggins
@iWillReverseIt is the real one. Go on the link and upvote his post
MyOtherShipIsAPython
The ONLY case where that much negative camber is acceptable.
YouCantChangeYourUserName
Does that make this implement stanced?
MyOtherShipIsAPython
Technically yes.
drpeppernerd
Is it positive camber you want when setting up a drift car?
MyOtherShipIsAPython
Negative. That's when the bottoms of the wheels point to the outside. But even then, it's only a couple of degrees, barely visible.
AwwGeeRick
Positive camber is essentially never used, except on old tractors.
MyOtherShipIsAPython
And cargo vans, such as the Mercedes Sprinter, or the VW Crafter. Under weight, the wheels tend to be neutral.
wheelerws2718
Had this done on my place. Planted 6,000 trees in one day.
ROBOTvsMAN
What kind of trees?
wheelerws2718
Red pines and oaks - oaks are hard to plan in the open, so they are planted between the rows of pines.
UWantSumFuk
It's cheating if you don't throw your shovel into a rock at least 3 times before planting a tree
ImAFoxButNotReally
Where? How did it go?
wheelerws2718
It was went really well. They did it really quick, and the trees have grown to about 16 feet.
wheelerws2718
Ontario - it was done as part of a tree planting program. I paid about half the cost.
TrichomeBandit
Pictures? That sounds really cool
ImAFoxButNotReally
What type of tree?
Budcmw
Wow ive never seen that before. That’s actually pretty cool.
dubdrifter7
This is very similar to other planting devices used to plant things like strawberries, and other root type plants
hines7848
Could be the quarantine talking, but it looks like a vagina
TheDonutMan
Instructions unclear. Seem to be permanently screwing mother nature now.
BoIsMyName
it's a re-virgin device then
Reykja
I filmed a farming equipment conference in January. The tech they use for planting blew my mind.
liftmoar
I want land so I can actually start farming. Kind of a dream for me.
KingDougLife
It was mine as well I just bought 70 acres and come may I’m going to quit everything and live off of it.
zimirken
Good luck, you'll need it
liftmoar
Discipline. He'll need discipline. A will to work will always pay dividends. Backhanded compliments are as complimentary as common sense cmn
arcenlapin
My fiancé and I want to buy land near a stream or small river for hydro. We’d love to have a small farm. Some of my best times as a kid.
liftmoar
Let me know if you need a hand. :) Grew up on ranchland. Also, congrats!
purgethefilthyheretics
No u
YourMomsBoyfriendRandy
Hehe. That'll show em ?
HellooooNurse
Shut up Randy! God, you're not cool!
YourMomsBoyfriendRandy
purgethefilthyheretics
Perfect lmao
AlmightyThor117
Older tobacco planters used to work like this with around 4-5 people laying down facing the ground and placing the plants in rows
whatevermyfriend
They had them that you sit just like the one here too.
thorboy86
Don't lay down anymore. Sit and a Ferris wheel with fingers takes the small plant from the person at the top and plants in into the furrow.
ShaveSteedlesmack
*lie
ShaveSteedlesmack
*lying down. People lie down. When they put something down, they lay it down.
sleeplessdreams
That was actually pretty neat! Thanks a lot!
Richarmeleon
So if my wife initiates foreplay, I get layed right?
ShaveSteedlesmack
Laid
coronalmassejection
Soon..
METROlD
Right? "meanwhile"
GenerallyLurkInBed
It’s like FernGully
AllisDashChalmersWasAnInsideJob
I love trees and natural forests, but that is badass to watch.
jesusisherelookbusy
"THEY TOOK OUR JERBS!"- Lumberjacks, probably.
maetryx
I want a video game that simulates lumberjack work through the ages.
UnoriginalPoster2000
Have you played that one called minecraft? That’s a reasonable simulation...
spitfires2000
There already is a song for you!
Pushpushki
Farming Simulator has a decent lumberjacking experience. Except you start off with a chainsaw and not an axe.
Idontlikeolives
Yup. Industrial companies plant 33% more trees than they harvest. Thats not even including the regenerating sapplings they harvest.
statetheobvious
Too bad they don't plant whole ecosystem that's been developing in the original forest for hundreds of years.
Idontlikeolives
All lumber companies have their own land. They harvest lots of that land in growth increments. This way the only ecosystem ruined is the one
Idontlikeolives
That moved in during the last growth. Also, if any protected wildlife moves in, they have to mark off the trees so they can't cut it
NaughtButOne
Industrial logging rarely takes place on old growth forests, at least in North America. Most old growth is protected land nowadays.
statetheobvious
In my country nobody gives a shit about sustainability. If you tell them about intricate forest system they'd probably throw vodka at you.