Skezatchi
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Office party!
Update: Thanks for all the fun/wierd comments!
Dec 25, 2016 8:46 AM
Skezatchi
177302
5711
918
Office party!
Update: Thanks for all the fun/wierd comments!
calichillionaire
It's like a gay leprechaun jizzed on your face.
krazybender
You are a saint and a legend
polkadachs
I volunteer as tribute. I will remove the glitter. Do you think motorboating will work? We can try until it does.
midwestcoaster
Is that edible glitter...
MenagerieManager
Monsteradelic
Nice grooming
VVSPERS
your beard matches the cubicles +1
MojoJBad
Does it match the pubicles?
ronaldo17
I wish that I could downvote this more than once.
Pingvar
Hey I have the same sweater #svv44 ☺️
ficklampa
I never got one :(
Skezatchi
Hey coworker!
BearRaid
This might be the only selfie I upvote today. Epic beard is epic.
Skezatchi
Many thanks!
Gay5partan
Put me on top of that Christmas tree.
ijustbluthmyself
Oh no. That's not how you beard. Don't do again. But merry Christmas bro!
Skezatchi
Mery Christmas!
ThiccLikeThor
I'm just here to upvote my bearded brothers.
Skezatchi
Thanks bro!
Laeryc
Lies you got face blasted by an elf
nopefries
"Probably"
Ravencryptid
is that hackerman in the background?
MultiColoredRedhead
RIP beard
aperfectlycromulentusername
"probably" the last time
HenloStinkyBirb
I love your glitter beard. I want to stroke the crap out of it.
Skezatchi
Haha not sure how to respond to that :D
HenloStinkyBirb
Send me nudes of your beard!
freelove
Mary me
emotionalvoid
Omg I want that Santa ???? such a fine example ????
TedRob
Did this before, good luck getting the herpies of craft supplies off without having to shave.
assnoodle
Did you make a Threadbanger reference by any chance?
LiterallyAnOpossum
Threadbanger didn't make it up, it's a joke by Demetri Martin.
assnoodle
I didn't know that. TIL
bunduz
I think it is awesome. He needs to eat out his girlfriend deep and vigorously and next time she queefs it will be a celebration!
Wapol
I like the way you think!
TedRob
TackyTindaloo
You look like luke from LTT!
sexycutepopulartoboot
You're so beautiful!
Skezatchi
Thank you :)
sexycutepopulartoboot
I'm a little jelly I can't grow a beard. Is festive vajazzling a thing?
BenjiTheWallpaperGuy
If not you could make it a thing.
StatHyena
He looks exactly like Luke from LinusTechTips.
CharlieKnowsItsMe
93% sure I'd try get weird with you at the office Christmas party.
Skezatchi
Hehe :)
ficklampa
God jul kollega :D
Skezatchi
God jul :D
Hippychicka
10/10 pussy would be green in the morning
MohitosNBurritos
jqdao3
Glitter? In MY vagina? It's more likely than you think.
somegirlsarebiggerthanothers
CENTIPEDES?? IN MY VAGINA?? I was so innocent to the internet back then.
thatguywhoisanurse
This is an old reference. When the internet was young.
jqdao3
Oh my God am I really that old? I'm an Internet dinosaur : (
MadScientist356
Teach me sensei
ClandestineIntestine
You've got spunk and balls doing that to yourself
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moonXbeam
And a candy crush christmas sweater
atzawada
I always upvote IT Crowd
LRonHubbahubba
That's what I look for in a woman
DanteWas37th
FAH-THER!
IwillhavetheSpaghettiandMeatballsBABYYYYYYYY
UNHAND ME PRIEST!
atomicdagger
Here lies a great man!
Inazto
Never seen this before. So amazing
Kate62
Should have used that instead of glue. Might wash out easier.
GloryToNodecam
Just re watching that today.brilliant show
ragingwombatxxx
Sadly it's too damn short
Sandobyone
Got spunk in the balls too
Shoddypigeon1024
Got spunk on the balls too
Thre3zekiel
Got spunk around the balls, too.
HereAndSortaQueer
hhnnng. er i mean. hello