New life (death?) goal

Nov 2, 2019 9:37 PM

Dad

I'm a Frank and a dad and I approve this message

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Did he just call his own mum a bitch?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Damnit, Fucking lol

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My home town has a bar named Frank-n-Steins. Used to serve hotdogs with the beer.

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#thingsthathappened

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Jokes. Jokes who? Jokes don’t have to be based on real events.

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So...you want to be frank...

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The guy only got it becuase he became a dad

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It's Woody Allen!

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Glorious

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Oy that’s your grandmother you’ve just insulted!

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I’m a dad, and I approve of this joke.

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Second

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My life is a joke and I approve of this dad.

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“Things that never happened for 1000 please Alex”

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As an uncle I approve of its execution. Probably the favorite nephew.

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Hi dad, im ...dad...

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What do we do here? Is this a dadception?

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I'm not sure grandma would approve of that comment

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i dont get it.

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It's Fronkensteen!!

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v

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A riot is a terrible thing to waste!

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Out of the mouths of babes.

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What babes

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The babes with the power

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What power?

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"Frank-in-steen!"

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Ovaltine?

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Frohnk-Ehn-Steen

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Steen?

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*deranged Neighing*

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Wouldn't it be Fro-derick then?

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I bet his uncle waited for this all his life..

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Yep. Yep he did.

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my name is Justin. can I some how be deposited in "time" when I die?

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Ashes in a pocket watch. Either compartment based or turned into a diamond set into the face.

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YOU CAN BE JUSTIN THYME.

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Put your ashes in an hourglass

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Hourglass

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oh that's creepy as shit. I love it

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No, but you can be put in a case.

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This would technically be easier, plus you could do a chrome Pulp Fiction briefcase thing.

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